• NWSL Championship BONUS: Inside the Orlando Pride with GM Haley Carter
    Nov 21 2024

    The Orlando Pride are preparing to play the biggest game club history on Saturday, the culmination of a process that began more than two years ago. Team vice president and GM Haley Carter came on to talk about the journey the team has taken under her and Seb Hines's leadership, what philosophy they apply to every decision, and what the 2024 Pride represent, win or lose on Saturday. This was a good'un! Subscribe to our Patreon and get all of our exclusive bonus content for only $6/month! Art by Eli Elbogen Music by Devin Drobka's Bell Dance Songs

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    1 hr and 1 min
  • The NWSL Semifinals Delivered the Goods
    Nov 19 2024

    Well there you have it! The Washington Spirit will play the Orlando Pride at CPKC Stadium in Kansas City on Saturday for the NWSL Championship. The semifinals that got them there were scintillating contests, filled with drama, individual heroics, and masterful team play. How did the Spirit and Pride get past Gotham and the Current? We will be in Kansas City for the NWSL Championship! Come join us at Johnny's Tavern P&L in Kansas City on Friday night and have a drink with us. Don't forget to subscribe to our Patreon to get all of our Championship bonus content, too! Only $6/month, the best deal in town. Art by Eli Elbogen Music by Devin Drobka's Bell Dance Songs

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    59 mins
  • NWSL Playoffs Recap: The Quarterfinals Were Sketched in Chalk
    Nov 12 2024

    The top four go in as favorites, and the top four leave as semifinalists. There were no upsets in the NWSL quarterfinals, as Orlando, Washington, Gotham, and Kansas City all moved on. Some games were unprecedented blowouts, like the Pride's demolition of the Red Stars (0:57). Others were tighter affair than anticipated, as the Current's defeat of the Courage proved to be (12:49). The final two match-ups were dreary, attritional affairs until they very much weren't, as the Spirit got past a resilient Bay FC (22:42) and Gotham pipped the Thorns at the death (34:49). What will the semifinals between Orlando-KC (46:09) and Washington-Gotham (56:46) be like? Is each match really a coin flip? The Guys get into all of it. Subscribe to our Patreon for only $6/month and get oodles of playoff bonus content! Art by Eli Elbogen Music by Devin Drobka's Bell Dance Songs

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    1 hr and 16 mins
  • PATREON BONUS: NWSL Playoff Goalkeepers, with Jill Loyden!
    Nov 8 2024

    The NWSL playoffs start tonight, and so we decided to take our most recent bonus episode out from behind the paywall. Coach and NWSL commentator Jill Loyden joined the guys to talk about the art and science of goalkeeping, and which keepers might make a significant difference in the quarterfinals.

    Join our Patreon and you can get incredible content like this every single month, for only $6/month!

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    55 mins
  • NWSL Playoffs Preview, Part II
    Nov 6 2024

    In Part 2 of our NWSL quarterfinals preview, we take a look at Sunday's doubleheader. According to one projection model, Bay FC actually have a decent chance to upset the Washington Spirit. Will their new-look midfield and Racheal Kundananji's heroics puncture Washington's injury-riddled squad? The Portland Thorns are all good vibes right now, having won two of their final three games, including an emphatic victory in Christine Sinclair's final game at Providence Park. But are those vibes enough to take down the Gotham T-1000? Gotham has been relentless, but Portland has a 1-in-5 shot of clapping back on last year's extra-time humiliation. Things could get spicy! Join our Patreon for only $6/month and be part of our livestream on Sunday afternoon for Gotham-Portland! Art by Eli Elbogen Music by Devin Drobka's Bell Dance Songs

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    43 mins
  • NWSL Playoffs Preview, Part I
    Nov 5 2024

    The playoffs are set! The top four finished the season strong and look like they'll make it to the semifinals with ease. Or will they? The guys preview all four quarterfinal matchups, and wonder where we could see upsets. Do Bay FC have what it takes to get past an injury- and suspension-rattled Washington Spirit? Could the Portland Thorns put some payback on Gotham FC after last year's playoff defeat? Do the Chicago Red Stars have any hope at all? And is the Kansas City Current's match against the North Carolina Courage really as close as the seeding would suggest? Sign up for our Patreon for only $6/month to get all our exclusive bonus content, including our upcoming playoffs livestream for Gotham-KC this Sunday! Art by Eli Elbogen Music by Devin Drobka's Bell Dance Songs

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    1 hr
  • A USWNT Round-Up, and Our NWSL Awards Ballots!
    Oct 29 2024

    The USWNT played a couple friendlies against Iceland, walloped them 6-2 across both games, and got four new players their first caps. That's about all there is to report! The guys go pebble hunting to find something to analyze in the most meaningless games of the year.

    Then, they break down their picks for the NWSL awards slate. Most of these are no-brainers, but they make a case for some down-ballot candidates, followed by an in-depth discussion of how to approach Defender of the Year. Join our Patreon for only $6/month to get all of our exclusive bonus content! Art by Eli Elbogen Music by Devin Drobka's Bell Dance Songs

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    1 hr and 1 min
  • PATREON BONUS: Liga MX Femenil Apertura Review, with Amelia Lopez!
    Oct 24 2024

    We're taking one of our bonus episodes out from behind the table to give you a little taste of what great content you can find on our Patreon! For only $6/month, you get four episodes like these, each and every month. Plus, you get access to our Discord server, as well as our YouTube livestreams, which we're firing up again for the postseason.

    In this episode, we talked to Our Fútbol co-host Amelia Lopez about the Liga MX Femenil Apertura, and what fans should expect from team like Tigres and América once the Liguilla kicks off in November.

    Enjoy this freebie, and please consider subscribing for only $6/month!

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    1 hr and 26 mins