• Paul LOVES Brian Jordan Alvarez's "English Teacher", Raygun Named World's #1 Breakdancer, and Dave's Elderly Facebook Reels Addiction!
    Sep 15 2024

    This Episode has EVERYTHING!

    It's got:

    • Paul's irritation!
    • Irritating tics!
    • Leonard!
    • Dave might just be a bit irritating...!
    • Little brother, Dave!
    • White person taco night!
    • Pico de Gallo!
    • Boring recipes!
    • Paul's delicious salad dressing!
    • "Hi! My name's Steve, and I'm a convicted sex offender!"
    • Bring that sass!
    • Don't eat Boar's Head Meat products!
    • Paul doesn't give a S**T!
    • Paul's connection to the new show, "English Teacher"!
    • World DanceSport Federation names Raygun Number 1!
    • Kidz Bop is creepy asf!
    • "The Goonies"...Part 2?!
    • Bad movie sequels!
    • Dumpy is screwing Looney!
    • Dave's algorithm is kittens!
    • Facebook addiction is real!
    • You have to pay taxes on your car every year in Virginia!
    • Cybertrucks suck even more in Virginia!
    • Paul saw a Cybertruck in the wild!
    • Wrapped Cybertruck looks better than unwrapped!


    Episode Links (In Order):

    • Jade's "Angel of My Dreams"!
    • Dave's Pico de Gallo on Instagram!
    • Boar's Head Meat Statement Re: Recall!
    • Disgusting Boar's Head Meat plant!
    • Boar's Head Meat recall!
    • "English Teacher" on Wiki!
    • Raygun named worlds #1 breaker!
    • Raygun AI Assisted routine!
    • Phil Hartman "Sassy's Sassiest Boy!"
    • 5-Year-old Breakdancer!
    • Kidz Bop website!
    • Kidz Bop Videos!
    • "Cyberstuck" Subreddit!
    • Wrapped Cybertrucks!
    • Guy's Cybertruck is electrified!


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    48 mins
  • Paul's Demure & Mindful Love of Feta Cheese, Australia's Incredible Olympic "Breakdancer" Raygun, and 26-Inch Eel Extracted out of Man's Anus!
    Aug 18 2024

    This Episode has EVERYTHING!

    It's got:

    • Why is Dave doing what he's doing? To annoy you! Is it working?
    • Paul is very demure and mindful!
    • Dave got French right!
    • Sassy Paul is out to play!
    • Jools Lebron! Look them up!
    • Paul's sudden love of...feta?!
    • Greek salad deliciousness!
    • Glazed donuts!
    • Paul ate ALL the feta!
    • If you're offended easily, please don't listen!
    • Dave suffers from CRS - Can't Remember S&*t!
    • Blanche! What's the deal with Raygun?!
    • When you screw up in 2024, it's global!
    • She has a PhD in it!
    • We are in the movie "Idiocracy"
    • Hawk Tuah girl, Haliey Welch, is peek 2024!
    • Stupid people charging for tickets to their wedding!
    • CyberTruck is crap!
    • Electrolytes! Plants need them!
    • Bedazzled Crocs!
    • LEONARD!
    • Eel adventures in Vietnam!
    • Paul's love of rulers!
    • How did we survive the Middle Ages?!
    • People were disgusting!


    Episode Links (In Order):

    • Jools Lebron's TikTok!
    • Jools Lebron can finish transitioning now!
    • Rachael "Raygun" Gun's Olympic performance!
    • Rachael "Raygun" Gunn 'devastated' by online hate!
    • Man upset people aren't sending RSVP for $450 wedding!
    • Couple sell tickets to wedding for $333!
    • Lewis Black's Cybertruck rant!
    • "Idiocracy" wardrobe department bought Crocs!
    • Doctors pull eel out of man's anus!
    • Tell the tale of Lemmiwinks!
    • Paul's hemorrhoidal experience episode!


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    47 mins
  • Ontario Booze Merchants on Strike, RIP Shannen Doherty and Others, and Florida Man Sneezes Out His Intestines!
    Jul 21 2024

    This Episode has EVERYTHING!

    It's got:

    • Episode 69 with someone planking on top!
    • Saturday recordings!
    • Dave is a little old man!
    • LCBO on Strike!
    • Doug Ford, brother of Crackhead Rob Ford!
    • Dangerous edibles!
    • Dave enjoys being high!
    • The Great Mysterio!
    • Dave has no point!
    • Medicine time!
    • Death denying society! Yay!
    • Rick Mercer's ice flows!
    • "The Office" is awesome!
    • "RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars Season 9" is Fantastic!
    • Paul wants an extra 3 inches!
    • Death has visited us too many times recently!
    • RIP: Shannen Doherty, Shelley Duvall, Martin Mull, Richard Simmons, Dr. Ruth, and Bob Newhart!
    • "Charmed" was cheese!
    • "How Soon is Now" is LIT!
    • We want to see a movie!
    • SCREW YOU, CINEPLEX!
    • Sneezing out your intestines!


    Episode Links (In Order):

    • Rob Ford crack smoking controversy!
    • The history of MDMA!
    • Rick Mercer: Talking to Americans!
    • Nina West!
    • Florida man sneezes out his intestines!


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    44 mins
  • Harrison Butker is a Jackass, Kids Experience Carnage at the Zoo, and Our Thoughts on "Baby Reindeer"!
    May 18 2024

    This Episode has EVERYTHING!

    It's got:

    • Harrison Butker wants his wife in the kitchen making cookies!
    • The Rule of Thumb was a thing!
    • It's 2024, for goodness’ sake!
    • Trad Wife movement is ridiculous!
    • Right wing homosexuality!
    • Stop thrusting your religious nonsense on me!
    • Happy Birthday, CIA Amy!
    • Happy 52nd birthday, Dave!
    • Nummy Steak!
    • Paul is an extrovert-introvert! Dave is simply introverted!
    • Dave's age can be talked about in decades!
    • Sitting on a secret!
    • Ancient scrolls!
    • We miss rotary phones!
    • People are ignorant!
    • Bear gives the kids a show at the Seattle Zoo!
    • Our cats aren't catfluencers!
    • Amazon cat!
    • "Baby Reindeer" was creepy!
    • "Young Sheldon" finale was ok!


    Episode Links (In Order):

    • Tradwife Movement!
    • Bear eats ducklings at kids birthday party!
    • Pet cat accidentally returned to Amazon!
    • Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night!


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    50 mins
  • We Experienced the 2024 Total Solar Eclipse, JoJo Siwa Thinks She Invented Gay Pop Music, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!
    Apr 13 2024

    This Episode has EVERYTHING!

    It's got:

    • Laughter!
    • Intros are fun!
    • Amy Sedaris night!
    • More WINE!
    • Bye bye, OJ!
    • Dave has a bunch of useless crap in his mind!
    • We experienced solar eclipse totality!
    • Bloody clouds!
    • Car sickness!
    • Day to night, back to day in minutes!
    • Sharp shadows!
    • The rapture will get rid of a lot of a-holes!
    • Paul's phantom conversations!
    • Special dogs!
    • Glucose dog is disappointed in Dave...!
    • JoJo Siwa is under the impression she invented Gay Pop music!
    • Kiss sold their catalog for 300 million!
    • She's a sapphist, Rose!
    • Paul loves JoJo!
    • Allergies are fun!
    • Yay! Trivia!
    • Monkey brains!
    • Twitchy eyes!
    • Sexy teeth!
    • Leonard!
    • Icelandic elves!
    • Flat earthers are stupid people!
    • FRANCE!
    • Hello Crystal Lake, Illinois!


    Episode Links (In Order):

    • Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night!
    • OJ Simpson Juror says 90% of them knew he was guilty!
    • "That Chapter" YouTube channel!
    • Murderer gets retried by the military to get around Double Jeopardy!
    • Sharp shadows during eclipse!
    • Kiss sold their catalog for $300 Million!
    • JoJo Siwa is under the impression she invented Gay Pop!
    • Tegan and Sara poke fun at JoJo Siwa!
    • Caitlyn Jenner doesn't want her car crash compared to OJ!


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    48 mins
  • We Saw "Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire", Man Hacks Wife's LinkedIn to Expose Her Affair, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!
    Apr 6 2024

    This Episode has EVERYTHING!

    It's got:

    • It's WINE o'clock!
    • French butcher!
    • Gewürztraminer wine!
    • David is a cheap drunk, apparently!
    • Paul is a fantastic chef!
    • Soy sauce problems!
    • We enjoyed "Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire"!
    • Truman Capote was annoying!
    • Smoking is gross!
    • Vaping is ridiculous!
    • Solar Eclipse of the heart!
    • Totality is where it's at, baby!
    • All the earthquakes!
    • LinkedIn Affairs!
    • Farts are funny!


    Episode Links (In Order):

    • Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night!
    • Ivana Trump's grave is overgrown!
    • Woman's husband hacks her LinkedIn profile to announce her affair!
    • Toilet plunger poop spray!


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    52 mins
  • Remembering John Candy, Let's Boycott Kellogg's, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!
    Mar 16 2024

    This Episode has EVERYTHING!

    It's got:

    • Gross songs! Thanks, Tim!
    • Yeast is still gross!
    • Paula Abdul!
    • Paul's songs and music ADHD!
    • Yes, and?!
    • Madonna is a jackass to her fans!
    • We love sleeping!
    • More BLTs!
    • Dave??!!
    • We miss John Candy!
    • Paul isn't sentimental!
    • Let's get rid of Dave's stuff before he dies!
    • Dave is Paul's daddy!
    • Pornhub pulls out of Texas!
    • Your car is reporting your driving habits to your insurance company!
    • Gleaning with Paul!
    • "Law & Order Toronto: Criminal Intent" is very Canadian!
    • Let's boycott Kellogg's!
    • Wendy's greed!
    • Yay! Trivia!
    • Dave's Hardy Boys kidnap fantasy!
    • Paul's TikTok addiction!
    • Possible American TikTok ban!
    • Poetry. Yuk!
    • Christian science textbooks are crazy!


    Episode Links (In Order):

    • "Rush, Rush" - Paula Abdul!
    • "Tastes Like Burning" podcast!
    • Madonna calls out disabled fan for sitting during concert!
    • Madonna being sued for late concert start!
    • Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night!
    • Remembering John Candy!
    • Mary Margaret O'Hara at John Candy's memorial!
    • "Atuk" - The cursed movie script!
    • Pornhub is pulling out of Texas!
    • Your car is spying on you and snitching to the insurance company!
    • Boycotting Kellogg's!
    • Wendy's pricing controversy!
    • FRANCE!


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    54 mins
  • Dave's Crazy BLT Sandwiches, Couple Use Human Yeast to Make Cinnamon Rolls, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Saturday Night Trivia Time!
    Feb 25 2024

    This Episode has EVERYTHING!

    It's got:

    • The BEE GEES!
    • Dave is a lady boy man!
    • We're a day late, but yer getting an episode!
    • Paul is the animal nanny!
    • Olive the dog!
    • Dave, the BLT master!
    • No basic sandwiches for Dave!
    • Paul is a basic sandwich bitch!
    • Trailer park memories!
    • Head Cheese sounds DELICIOUS!
    • Happy Early 20th Anniversary, Doug and Chris! Have a fantastic voyage!
    • We watched "Bridge of the Doomed"!
    • Yeasty cinnamon rolls! YUMMY!
    • Milky goodness!
    • How to cultivate human yeast?!?!
    • Don't Google Thrush, Lemon Party, or Lindsey Graham's Ladybugs!
    • Dave's colonoscopy fun!
    • Peg Lyte is disgusting!
    • Sure, Jan!
    • Cacao!
    • Donuts and pies!


    Episode Links (In Order):

    • Episode in which we talk about our friend Doug being in a movie!
    • "Bridge of the Doomed" IMDB Page!
    • Our friend Doug's IMDB Page!
    • Woman gets Thrush from her yeasty cinnamon rolls!
    • Episode in which we talk about Pap Smear Beer!
    • "Don't Whizz on the Electric Fence!"
    • PNW Haunts and Homicides!


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    52 mins