Episodes

  • #187 Handsy Andy with Jamie Hutchinson

    #187 Handsy Andy with Jamie Hutchinson
    Nov 21 2024

    Star of The Crisp Sessions Jamie Hutchinson tells us why he needs wired headphones. Rob brings a new game. We buy someone a present.


    Watch or listen to Jamie’s brilliant other podcast The Crisp Sessions after this (or Hot Water’s Green room I suppose if you like Jamie but not Tom)



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    1 hr and 31 mins
  • #186 Rootin' Tootin' Adam Rowe

    #186 Rootin' Tootin' Adam Rowe
    Nov 14 2024

    Taskbastard 2 will be recorded on 23rd January at Fairfield Social Club in Manchester! Tickets available at 9am on Fri 16th November on Patreon.


    Rootin’ Tootin’ Adam Rowe tells us why he loves cowboys (and we explain why he’s wrong), Rob loses an argument about music (but doesn’t care), Freddy gets confused about gay things (but is gay)


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    1 hr and 58 mins
  • #185 Blessica Blimpson

    #185 Blessica Blimpson
    Nov 7 2024
    Madison gets to speak publicly for the first time. Freddy wants to be commemorated when he dies. We find the most pointless talent in the world. Tom can’t read someone’s name (because it’s stupid)

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    1 hr and 9 mins
  • #184 Let's Get Spooky

    #184 Let's Get Spooky
    Oct 31 2024

    Liam Payne is dead which is very sad obviously. Freddy has an old man moan about Halloween. Someone eats a gigantic sandwich. We solve a problem by buying a bike.



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    1 hr and 48 mins
  • #183 Has The King Ever Seen A Spatula with Gav Webster

    #183 Has The King Ever Seen A Spatula with Gav Webster
    Oct 24 2024
    Geordie legend Gav Webster joins us as we work out all the things the King has never done. A landlord demands to see women’s clothes.

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    1 hr and 43 mins
  • #182 Pimp My Ride with Jacob Hawley

    #182 Pimp My Ride with Jacob Hawley
    Oct 17 2024
    Jacob Hawley has a big, slow heart and used to have a sex doll. Russell Brand has been a naughty boy again. We find the weirdest romantic gesture ever. Freddy and Rob disagree about gifts (and everything, obvs)

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    1 hr and 30 mins
  • #181 Frenchy's BACK!

    #181 Frenchy's BACK!
    Oct 10 2024

    Frenchy is back! Freddy meets his biggest fan, and the worst waitress. Rob has an emergency. A man lives in a bin.



    Check out Frenchy’s podcast, with a special episode recorded with Freddy and Rob here


    https://youtu.be/RIwdCkB05uI?si=8C9FuMcoMuYv4JAn


    And follow him on insta obvs


    https://www.instagram.com/sungaattack/



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    1 hr and 38 mins
  • #180 HORRIFYING Painting by Rory Paints

    #180 HORRIFYING Painting by Rory Paints
    Oct 3 2024

    Rory Paints has painted the Dead Men and it is HORRIFIC. He also tells us about how rubbish India is and why he’s being sued by Hasbulla (but not Erling Haaland)


    See the uncensored painting in our discord https://discord.gg/X2J5j8zE


    Follow Rory and buy his book!


    https://www.instagram.com/rory.paints/


    https://www.amazon.co.uk/Paintings-Erling-Haaland-Rory-Paints/dp/B0CN58NMYB



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    1 hr and 39 mins