Requested by the spooky co-eds, the goblins chat about middles. How the heck do you muddle through them? How do you pace them? What should they contain? What SHOULDN'T they contain? Why do they suck to write? Who the heck knows.

Cummies: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScND-OiqgK2AbZA4ANh1fznuC7O4jGW7rx5TeKGNHrxEXgWjg/viewform

PLMbo is live at Bizarrocon, doing on-the-spot interviews!

Very casual episode so relax, kick back, and let's bizarro (that's a thing people say right?"

Don't forget to send in your Cummies nominations: https://www.deadlanguagespodcast.com/cummies

Halloween's over and it's time to get back to work, spooky co-eds!

This week, the goblins discuss the ins and outs of tabling at events.

This week, the goblin professors kick up their feet and read some spooky Halloween stories from their 7 stories in 7 days challenge!

Sit back, relax, and enjoy the season!

The spooky professors received your entries into our drabble contest and we have selected the winners!

Join us for a fun-filled episode where we read the entries, chat about them, and announce a lot of exciting Dead Languages Podcast news!

Part 2 of the space adventure of the CCS Dead Languages.

Our crew: Dank Stank (Carson Winter), BB Dange (Danger Slater), and RFJ (Patrick Winter) continue in their quest to protect their precious spooky coeds. If you missed it, be sure to listen to Part 1.

Thanks PLM for Dungeon Daddying.

If you want to see all this with the video -- consider subscribing to the DLP Patreon! Check out the character sheets, map, and more! https://patreon.com/DeadLanguagesPodcast

Love you!

Patrick Barb: https://patrickbarb.com/

Danger Slater: https://dangerslater.blogspot.com/

Today, spooky coeds, you find yourself in cryosleep. In the future. In space.

The goblin gang is on its way to colonize Planet Goblin, travelling light years from Earth on the CCS Dead Languages.

You're in capable hands. The crew consists of Captain Plembo, Professor CarCar, Dank Stank (played by co-host Carson Winter) RFJ (played by Patrick Barb), and BB Dange (played by Danger Slater).

So strap in for part 1 of this special two part adventure!

Patrick Barb: https://patrickbarb.com/

Danger Slater: https://dangerslater.blogspot.com/

And don't forget, you still have time to submit a drabble to the DLP drabble contest! https://www.deadlanguagespodcast.com/goblinmail

The goblins decided that they were tired of dressing up for company, so this week, we're just chatting about our plans for spooky season, going-ons in the writer community, and making way too many writing goals.