This week we're talking EVERYTHING: celebrity death spirals, Ozzy's immortal chaos across generations, and how wrestling legends go from Thunder Lips to toy aisles to... political hot takes?!
Remember when wrestling was just three channels and a prayer? We do. Plus: getting weirdly emotional about your old neighborhood (it's fine, we're all doing it), I'm not paying that much for a concert tee; the joy of beating the line; and a disappointing pilgrimage to the grassy knoll (spoiler: it's tiny).

ALSO: Heroes without capes saving wandering toddlers, once the emcee, always the emcee; and the hotel bathroom incident that haunts us all.

🔥 Juan's solo adventure at Climate Change Central (spoiler: it's hot);
🎭 Dave becomes Broadway's most hated audience member (the cast is still recovering);
🎵 Coldplay concerts: Where dreams AND marriages go to die (statistical analysis included);
⚡ Tulsi's management massacre (middle managers, update your resumes);
🏀 WNBA's backwards economics lesson (when less money = more problems?);
🗳️ Dave's political aspirations revealed (is the world ready?);
💡 Light bulb conspiracy theories (the chu chuts are NOT aligned with the shaws!);
🤠 Bayou hospitality ;
🥩 Texas Roadhouse unannounced specials;
📺 Magnum PI's resurrection (because apparently we've run out of ideas);
🦅 Bird nerds unite! (D&J drop some feathered knowledge);

Plus more random tangents, questionable life choices, and whatever else fell out of our brains this week!

40 years later, what did Live Aid actually accomplish? • Why parent-child communication feels impossible (spoiler: it is) • The elaborate plans that exist only in our heads • Bathroom maintenance: a horror story • Should you ever let someone win? • Please stop posting your medical procedures • Could you vanish if you had to? • Haircut small talk: whose responsibility? • One broken traffic light = societal collapse • The DMV eye exam that determines your fate • Plus more random thoughts that keep us up at night.