Episodes

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    Oct 1 2024
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  • Ep 19 - HolyFans
    Sep 15 2024

    Rudy and TJ introduce a new, more intimate, option for membership in the Cross Vegas ministry: HolyFans. In Turnt or Burnt, our heroes of faith give a movie preview of the Passion of the Christ 2: Resurrection, provide some push-back to Greg Locke's autism-demonization connection, give a history lesson about the Clovis people, talk about the downsides of high-speed rail, celebrate what famously Christian dictator Nicholas Maduro is doing to elevate Christmas, and reveal a new hope for religious freedom in Europe. How Many Four Horsemen registers some low-to-moderate risks for the end of the world; namely: weight-loss drugs, UFC events in the Las Vegas Sphere, and the Trump/Harris presidential debate.

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    54 mins
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    Aug 8 2024

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    2 mins
  • Ep 18 - Wyld Samarytyns
    Aug 1 2024

    Rudy and TJ plot their long-awaited return to Christian movie-making stardom, with a pitch for a series which in no way imitates anything they just watched the day before. In Turnt or Burnt, our wizards of otherworldly wisdom dispense multi-directional opinions on all aspects of 2024 Olympic Games. How Many Four Horsemen takes a sober turn as our hosts deal with the assassination attempt on Trump, Harris replacing Biden in the race for president, and new rumors of alien sightings.

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    1 hr and 2 mins
  • Ep 17 - Sword-Swallowers for Christ
    May 10 2024

    With a newsfeed filled to overflowing, Rudy and TJ dive right in to the endtimes-sensitive current events in How Many Four Horsemen, and the endtimes-insensitive current events in Turnt or Burnt. Our heroes of the faith opine and malign their way through topics such as the eclipse, Jesse Duplantis, partisan earthquakes, generative AI depictions of Jesus, the Trump Bible, the sword-swallower at a Christian men's conference, Beyonce's country album, Joe Rogan's Ezekiel-was-on-drugs claim, John Eastman and Rudy Giuliani's disbarment, a record-breaking covid shot receiver, and the impending doom of Tik Tok.

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    54 mins
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    Feb 27 2024

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    3 mins
  • Ep 16 - Super Holy Sunday: Glory Bowl Edition
    Feb 12 2024

    Following in the tradition of all great megachurches, Cross Vegas is the site for an evangelistic Super Bowl party like none other. In Turnt or Burnt, Rudy and TJ explore the spiritual dimensions of Kanye West's new grill, a pastor's crypto scam on his own congregation, the Oscar nominees for best picture, and modern seafaring pirates.

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    56 mins
  • Ep 15 - Holy Ghost Haunted House
    Oct 31 2023

    Rudy and TJ fight the culture war on its hottest front: Halloween. What will it take to win this holiday back for Christ? A robust set of biblical scares, they figure. In Holy Ghosted, listeners' unanswered prayers about Taylor Swift and sports gambling abound - and resound with our hosts' own unrequited concerns. In Turnt or Burnt, topics getting the televanfluencer treatment this month include: Stars on Mars, FTX, Grok.ai, and the Las Vegas Sphere.

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    58 mins