• A Scatted Prayer for a Blazin' Blackgoat Thunderbird (Cast Iron Balls #24)
    Nov 22 2024

    It’s more podcast silliness, just in time for the sports weekend! We’re rendering judgment on athletes who dare to dance poorly, tell you what games to watch when, and take a call from Plains for the presidential lock of the week. Listen, if you must! Has something we said, or failed to say, made you FEEL something? You can tell us all about it by joining the conversation on our Substack or you can send us an email here. Enjoy!

    Show Rundown
    Open — Abe Live-Bets the Games, and much vulgarity ensues
    11:34 — WGAS News SportsBag; Athletes doing the Trump Dance; workout enthusiasts worried about looking like right-wingers; NBA All-Star Game reimagined
    43:35 — The Best Game in Every Time Slot
    58:00 — Complaining about the Playoff Rankings
    1:09:24 — The CIB Pick ‘em Game
    1:20:33 — The Jimmy Carter Presidential Lock of the Week, Live from Plains
    1:25:03 — Wrap-up!

    Relevant Linkage can be found by visiting https://brainiron.substack.com/, where, if you would like to support this and the other podcasting and blogging endeavors of the Brain Iron dot com media empire, you can also become a paying subscriber.

    The opening and closing themes of Cast Iron Balls were composed by Marc Gillig. For more from Marc, go to tetramermusic.com.

    The background music for Jimmy Carter’s Presidential Lock of the Week is "Bama Country" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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    1 hr and 36 mins
  • Paul/Tyson defeat Our Dignity, Unanimous, 8 rounds (Cast Iron Balls #23)
    Nov 20 2024

    The best podcast for the sports enthusiast in your life is back with an in-depth recap of this weekend’s boxing action, and plenty of other yapping about the college football we watched, too. It’s a lot of fun, I promise! Listen, if you must! Has something we said, or failed to say, made you FEEL something? You can tell us all about it by joining the conversation on our Substack or you can send us an email here. Enjoy!

    Show Rundown
    Open — Abe scouting the hoop class of 2031
    5:38 — Abe Live-Bets the Games!
    9:29 — Boxing!
    33:59 — Tennessee comes to Athens, and the rest of the college football weekend
    1:13:06 — CIB Pick ‘em Game Update
    1:18:36 — Wrap-up! Inside the NBA traded from TNT to ESPN for some Big 12 games

    Relevant Linkage can be found by visiting https://brainiron.substack.com/, where, if you would like to support this and the other podcasting and blogging endeavors of the Brain Iron dot com media empire, you can also become a paying subscriber.

    The opening and closing themes of Cast Iron Balls were composed by Marc Gillig. For more from Marc, go to tetramermusic.com.

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    1 hr and 27 mins
  • Perils of a Cashless Society, 17 y/o Hookers Edition (CIB #216)
    Nov 19 2024

    We enter the first real week of the second Trumppening with a flurry of patently absurd Cabinet nominations, which gives us something to talk about and also something to talk about how we should be talking about such things differently, perhaps. Listen, if you must! Has something we said, or failed to say, made you FEEL something? You can tell us all about it by joining the conversation on our Substack or you can send us an email here. Enjoy!

    Show Rundown
    Open — Abe just walking around telling women precisely how big their bellies are
    7:19 — WGAS NewsBag; Hegesth, Gaetz, Gabbard, and RFK Jr to the Cabinet?
    1:28:30 — The Billboard Hot 100 Game
    1:49:28 — Wrap-up! Mr. McMahon; Music by John Williams

    Relevant Linkage can be found by visiting https://brainiron.substack.com/, where, if you would like to support this and the other podcasting and blogging endeavors of the Brain Iron dot com media empire, you can also become a paying subscriber.

    The opening and closing themes of Cast Iron Balls were composed by Marc Gillig. For more from Marc, go to tetramermusic.com.

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    2 hrs and 7 mins
  • The Best Bus Drivers are Highly Interruptible (Cast Iron Balls #22)
    Nov 15 2024

    It’s the weekend sports preview show, delivered at the last possible moment before it becomes entirely irrelevant beyond listening to find out how wrong we are about everything! Plenty of chatter today about the latest CFB Playoff rankings, the BIG FIGHT tonight between Mike Tyson and Jake Paul, and plenty of other sports topics. We’ve also got the Best Game in Every Time Slot and Jimmy Carter drops in to give us his lock of the week. Listen, if you must! Has something we said, or failed to say, made you FEEL something? You can tell us all about it by joining the conversation on our Substack or you can send us an email here. Enjoy!

    Show Rundown
    Open — The briefest possible acknowledgement of the absurdity of the world around us, and Abe Live-Bets the Games
    6:30 — WGAS SportsBag; Second playoff rankings are bogus; Netflix brings us a dubious boxing match; Diego Pavia and Thomas Castellanos and Aaron Rodgers future plans
    53:20 — The Best Game in Every Time Slot
    1:19:40 — Jimmy Carter’s Presidential Lock of the Week
    1:22:26 — Wrap-up! Whoops—CIB Pick ’em Contest; Cam Ward allegedly drops $2 million on jewelry for his offensive line

    Relevant Linkage can be found by visiting https://brainiron.substack.com/, where, if you would like to support this and the other podcasting and blogging endeavors of the Brain Iron dot com media empire, you can also become a paying subscriber.

    The opening and closing themes of Cast Iron Balls were composed by Marc Gillig. For more from Marc, go to tetramermusic.com.

    The background music for Jimmy Carter’s Presidential Lock of the Week is "Bama Country" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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    1 hr and 41 mins
  • About Last Tuesday (CIB #215)
    Nov 13 2024

    Nearly a week later, it’s finally time to talk about the election that happened on November 5, 2024. We do so for less time than I would have guessed we would, and still have time for our silly diversions and discussions about movies, music, and the rest. It’s not so bad! Listen, if you must! Has something we said, or failed to say, made you FEEL something? You can tell us all about it by joining the conversation on our Substack or you can send us an email here. Enjoy!

    Show Rundown
    Open — Abe out and about with TOP INTERNATIONAL EXECUTIVES
    4:47 — About last Tuesday
    1:20:55 — The Billboard Hot 100 Game
    1:39:31 — Wrap-up! Anora; Here; What’s wrong with Gen-Z

    Relevant Linkage can be found by visiting https://brainiron.substack.com/, where, if you would like to support this and the other podcasting and blogging endeavors of the Brain Iron dot com media empire, you can also become a paying subscriber.

    The opening and closing themes of Cast Iron Balls were composed by Marc Gillig. For more from Marc, go to tetramermusic.com.

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    2 hrs and 5 mins
  • Frauds Exposed Weekend! (Cast Iron Balls #21)
    Nov 12 2024

    Week 11 of the college football season is mercifully over, and we’re here to rehash what went wrong, along with a brief look at some NFL games and our usual bouncing around through the sports news of the week. Listen, if you must! Has something we said, or failed to say, made you FEEL something? You can tell us all about it by joining the conversation on our Substack or you can send us an email here. Enjoy!

    Show Rundown
    Open — Abe Live-Bets the Games!
    5:38 — Weekend sports action recap!
    53:44 — CIB Pick ‘em Game Update!
    57:10 — Wrap-up!

    Relevant Linkage can be found by visiting https://brainiron.substack.com/, where, if you would like to support this and the other podcasting and blogging endeavors of the Brain Iron dot com media empire, you can also become a paying subscriber.

    The opening and closing themes of Cast Iron Balls were composed by Marc Gillig. For more from Marc, go to tetramermusic.com.

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    1 hr and 7 mins
  • "We're [mostly] not talking about that." (Cast Iron Balls #20)
    Nov 8 2024

    We may not be talking too much about THAT, but there’s plenty of important and silly sports news to discuss, along with our usual preview of this weekend’s college football action. And don’t miss Jimmy Carter’s return to our voicemail inbox—Jimmy’s got a TAKE on Mike Gundy’s fan-disparaging comments from earlier in the week. Listen, if you must! Has something we said, or failed to say, made you FEEL something? You can tell us all about it by joining the conversation on our Substack or you can send us an email here. Enjoy!

    Show Rundown
    Open — Abe Live-Bets the Games!
    02:04 — A very brief reaction to the events of Tuesday
    06:37 — First College Football Playoff rankings released
    15:50 — A brief aside about a near-death experience
    21:48 — WGAS NewsBag: Billy Napier keeps his job, Colbie Young narrative changed, Bogus Ole Miss injury report, Kirk Herbstreit’s dog dies
    46:23 — The Best Game in Every Time Slot
    1:02:08 — CIB Pick ‘em Game
    1:08:37 — Jimmy Carter’s Presidential Lock of the Week
    1:17:25 — Wrap-up! Joel Embiid

    Relevant Linkage can be found by visiting https://brainiron.substack.com/, where, if you would like to support this and the other podcasting and blogging endeavors of the Brain Iron dot com media empire, you can also become a paying subscriber.

    The opening and closing themes of Cast Iron Balls were composed by Marc Gillig. For more from Marc, go to tetramermusic.com.

    The background music for Jimmy Carter’s Presidential Lock of the Week is "Bama Country" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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    1 hr and 31 mins
  • Election Shmuhlection! (Cast Iron Balls #19)
    Nov 5 2024

    Is it election day? Sure! But there was plenty of that talk in the other podcast. Let’s focus on what really matters—rehashing the events of AMATEUR SPORT from this past weekend! Listen, if you must! Has something we said, or failed to say, made you FEEL something? You can tell us all about it by joining the conversation on our Substack or you can send us an email here. Enjoy!

    Show Rundown
    Open — Abe at the Chili Con Carnival
    7:54 — Abe Live-Bets the Game!
    9:48 — The World’s Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party #103
    16:35 — The other games
    36:15 — CIB Pick ‘em Contest recap!
    47:21 — Wrap-up!

    Relevant Linkage can be found by visiting https://brainiron.substack.com/, where, if you would like to support this and the other podcasting and blogging endeavors of the Brain Iron dot com media empire, you can also become a paying subscriber.

    The opening and closing themes of Cast Iron Balls were composed by Marc Gillig. For more from Marc, go to tetramermusic.com.

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    1 hr and 2 mins