Bullshit on Stilts: Tackling the bullshitology of financial decisions.

De: Keli Alo & Mark Robinson
  • Resumen

  • Join two financial brains turned podcast hosts unleash their wit and wisdom drawing on vast financial backgrounds. Using highly-tuned bullshit sniffers they call out the clichés, crap spackle and flapdoodle spewed by so-called experts across the landscape of financial advice. Identifying as doctors of bullshitology you can count on your hosts to bring you a lively if not deadly mix of serious analysis, hijinx, and tomfoolery. All within a 99.1% bullshit free safe space.

    © 2025 Bullshit on Stilts: Tackling the bullshitology of financial decisions.
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Episodios
  • Getting Clear on Annuity Taxes and Role as an Alternative Asset
    Mar 28 2025

    Annuities often appear in retirement planning discussions surrounded by jargon and overpromises. But what happens when you look beyond the glossy brochure? This episode cuts through the sales tactics to reveal what you actually need to know about annuity taxation.

    We dive deep into the practical differences between qualified and non-qualified annuities, explaining how each is taxed and when penalties might apply. Did you know non-qualified annuities use a "last in, first out" approach to taxation, meaning all your gains get taxed first? Or that even non-retirement annuities face that dreaded 10% penalty before age 59½? These critical details often get buried in financial fine print.

    Beyond taxation, we explore how annuities can function as alternative assets within a diversified portfolio. Rather than viewing them solely as income vehicles, we demonstrate how stripped-down indexed annuities might reduce portfolio volatility while potentially adding incremental returns without the fees associated with many bond funds.

    Most importantly, we provide context for when annuities might actually make mathematical sense in your financial plan. By layering guaranteed income sources to cover essential expenses, you can create retirement security without sacrificing growth potential or liquidity. But this requires understanding exactly what you're buying and why you're buying it.

    Whether you're considering an annuity purchase or already own one, this episode equips you with the right questions to ask financial professionals. Remember - it's not just what they tell you that matters, but how they respond to your informed questions that reveals whether they truly have your best interests at heart.

    We love to hear your thoughts, questions, and ideas. Send us a text!

    Developing your financial bullshit sniffer one episode at a time.

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    54 m
  • Annuity Riders: Customizing Your Retirement Safety Net
    Mar 14 2025

    Ready to cut through the fog of annuity jargon? This comprehensive breakdown of annuity riders demystifies how these powerful contract features can transform your retirement strategy.

    Financial anxiety often centers on three major concerns: outliving your money, facing catastrophic healthcare costs, and losing purchasing power to inflation. The right annuity riders address each of these fears by transferring specific risks from your shoulders to the insurance company's balance sheet. But this peace of mind comes at a price – rider fees typically range from 0.5% to 1.5% annually and are deducted directly from your contract value.

    We dissect the five most popular riders dominating today's marketplace: Guaranteed Lifetime Withdrawal Benefits that ensure income regardless of how long you live, Long-Term Care riders that provide enhanced benefits during health crises, Death Benefit riders that protect legacy planning, Cost of Living Adjustment riders that help income keep pace with inflation, and Enhanced Income riders that substantially boost withdrawal percentages. Each serves a distinct purpose in customizing your retirement income strategy.

    Perhaps most revealing is our examination of annuity "bonuses" – those attractive premium enhancements that might advertise a 20% immediate boost to your investment. We expose the vesting schedules that determine when (and if) that bonus money truly becomes yours, helping you understand the real value behind the marketing.

    Whether you're considering an annuity or already own one, this episode equips you with the knowledge to evaluate whether specific riders deliver value worth their cost. Listen now to sharpen your financial BS detector and make more informed retirement planning decisions. Have questions about your specific annuity contract? Text us your concerns, and we'll tackle them in upcoming episodes!

    We love to hear your thoughts, questions, and ideas. Send us a text!

    Developing your financial bullshit sniffer one episode at a time.

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    26 m
  • The Price of Peace of Mind: Total Costs of Annuities
    Feb 28 2025

    Are you considering an annuity for your retirement plan? Before diving in, it’s crucial to understand the hidden costs that might be lurking beneath the surface! In this enlightening episode, we unravel the complexities around annuity fees, providing you with a comprehensive understanding of what to look out for.

    We begin by demystifying annuities, dissecting their layered fee structures and emphasizing the importance of knowing what comprises each cost. From surrender charges that penalize early withdrawals to administrative fees that cover the basic management of your policy, we expose the financial intricacies that can dictate your overall investment performance.

    Diving deeper, we discuss the often-misunderstood mortality and expense risk fees that may come with additional riders or guarantees. These fees can significantly influence your financial outcomes and require careful consideration. We also touch on investment management fees unique to variable annuities and how these can inflate costs with numerous underlying investments. All these factors combine into what we refer to as the "parfait" of annuity expenses, where each layer contributes to your total investment cost.

    We aim to equip you with insights that will not only bolster your financial knowledge but also make you a more informed investor in annuities. Tune in for an engaging discussion that challenges you to think critically about your investment choices. Don’t forget to subscribe, share your thoughts, and leave a review—we love hearing from you!

    We love to hear your thoughts, questions, and ideas. Send us a text!

    Developing your financial bullshit sniffer one episode at a time.

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    19 m

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