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Blood Weed

By: Dan Abramson, Matt Klinman
Narrated by: Haley Joel Osment, Maria Bakalova, Hugo Armstrong, Clayton English, Full Cast
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Episodes
  • Episode 1: Hall of Flowers

    Episode 1: Hall of Flowers
    Apr 20 2023
    Rich tech brat CEO Chase Stapp and washed up '00s rap star Coal Fusion are set to debut their hot new weed company Elevator when Andrey, a mysterious partner from Coal’s past, emerges with an offer they can’t refuse….
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    26 mins
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  • Episode 2: The Pipeline

    Episode 2: The Pipeline
    Apr 20 2023
    Kidnapped and chained up, Chase tries to trick his captor, Yelena, into helping him escape. At Elevator, Andrey taps into his skills as a ruthless mercenary to become an effective CEO.
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    27 mins
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  • Episode 3: Blood Weed

    Episode 3: Blood Weed
    Apr 20 2023
    An abandoned warehouse is double booked for two criminal operations, leading to a bloody mess that both the Russian mob and Elevator must clean up. Chase tries to get on Yelena’s good side by introducing her to some modern IT solutions to her work management problems.
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    27 mins
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About the Creator - Dan Abramson

About the Creator

Dan is a writer and producer living in Los Angeles. He has served as the Editor-in-Chief of the award-winning website Funny Or Die, as well as the Director of Editorial for Netflix’s comedy brand, Netflix Is a Joke. In audio, he created and executive produced the Spotify original series The Last Degree of Kevin Bacon and the upcoming iHeartRadio series The Barn.
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About the Creator - Matt Klinman

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Matt Klinman is a writer, director, and actor living in Los Angeles. He got his start writing for Funny or Die and The Onion, where he wrote for video series including Onion News Network, Sex House, and Porkin’ Across America. In audio, he co-created the Team Coco series Smartr and wrote for Spotify's The Last Degree of Kevin Bacon and Audible's 64th Man. In television, his credits include shows for Comedy Central and the Adult Swim infomercials For Profit Online University, Smart Pipe, and Book of Christ. He also created and stars in the show High Science on Discovery and HBOMax.
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Haley Joel Osment
Maria Bakalova
Hugo Armstrong
Clayton English
About the Performer-Haley Joel Osment

About the Performer

Academy Award-nominated actor Haley Joel Osment has been one of Hollywood’s most versatile performers over the last 25 years. In 2023, Osment can be seen in Dave Franco's Amazon feature, Somebody I Used to Know, and in Pussy Island, directed by Zoë Kravitz. His other feature credits include Alexi Pappas and Jeremy Teicher's film Not an Artist, the 2019 Sundance Film Festival Selection Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile, the Edward James Olmos film The Devil Has a Name (premiered at Sonoma Film Festival), Clara's Ghost (Sundance Film Selection in 2018), Izzy Gets the F Across Town, Me, Him, Her, Entourage, Pay It Forward, and A.I.. Osment first made his mark on Hollywood at the age of eleven with his unforgettable Academy Award-nominated performance in M. Night Shyamalan’s supernatural thriller The Sixth Sense.
On the TV side, Osment appears this year in season 5 of Taika Waititi’s What We Do in the Shadows, reprising his character from season 2. He starred in the award-winning Netflix comedy The Kominsky Method, sharing a SAG nomination for Best Ensemble. He also appeared in the fourth and final season of Amazon’s Goliath. His other TV credits include The Mysterious Benedict Society, Comedy Central’s Awkwafina is Nora From Queens, Amazon Prime’s The Boys produced by Point Grey, along with their Hulu series Future Man, HBO’s Silicon Valley, The Spoils Before Dying, Alpha House, and The Spoils of Babylon.

About the Performer- Maria Bakalova

About the Performer

Named one of Variety’s 10 Actors to Watch, Maria Bakalova is best known for her breakout performance as Tutar in Borat Subsequent Moviefilm, for which she became the first Bulgarian to receive an Academy Award Best Supporting Actress Nomination, a Golden Globe Award Best Actress Nomination, and a SAG Award Best Supporting Actress Nomination, among others.
In 2023, Maria appears in the third installment of Marvel’s Guardians of the Galaxy. She starred in A24’s hit horror comedy Bodies Bodies Bodies, which received two Independent Spirit Award Nominations. She also starred in Judd Apatow’s star-studded Netflix feature The Bubble and in the independent feature The Honeymoon, which she also produced. Maria shot Sofia Coppola’s independent feature Fairyland, which premiered at Sundance Film Festival. This year, Maria will appear in Mikael Salomon’s spy thriller Birds Eye for Aloe Entertainment and Tim Sutton’s Floodplain for Topic Studios. Her other films in 2023 and beyond include Jerry Seinfeld’s star-studded Unfrosted for Netflix, O Horizon, Electra, Triumph, and Dirty Angels.

About the Performer-Hugo Armstrong

About the Performer

Hugo Armstrong is a mainstay of American theater having garnered over six Ovation Awards and as well as three from The Drama Critics Circle. On television he will be recurring opposite Titus Welliver in Amazon's upcoming Bosch spin-off Bosch: Legacy as troubled detective Gus Gustafson. He has also partnered with the Duplass brothers on HBO's Room 104 and Showtime's Cinema Toast, with James Spader in NBC's The Blacklist, opposite Hope Davis in For the People, as well as major roles in Into the Dark, Fear The Walking Dead, and his long standing part as Special Agent Eugene Coyle on NCIS. On the big screen he enjoys cult status as part of Jim Byrkit's sci-fi mindbender Coherence, and has played opposite Harry Dean Stanton and David Lynch in LUCKY, with Denzel Washington in Roman Israel Esq. and in No Man of God with Elijah Wood and Luke Kirby. Other recent film work includes the newly released romance The Only One as well as the upcoming dystopian thriller Dark Cloud, Robert Putka's Mr. Limbo, and Rachel by Victor Nunez.

About the Performer-Clayton English

About the Performer

CLAYTON ENGLISH is currently 'Grills' in Marvel's Hawkeye opposite Jeremy Renner and Hailee Steinfeld. He is a stand-up comedian, actor and writer who rose in ranks after winning NBC's Last Comic Standing in 2015, where he subsequently made his late night debut on Late Night with Seth Meyers. Clayton has since written on 2 years of AP BIO (Peacock) and acted in hit shows such as Love (Netflix), and Brooklyn 99 (Fox), all while balancing his schedule of regularly headlining clubs, colleges, and festivals throughout the country. Clayton's comedy album All The Same is available on all audio platforms.

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Funny, original, disruptive.

Great story with many unexpected twists and turns. Very funny. I loved every character. Bingeable.

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great.

this is a great podcast. the voice acting is really incredible and every character is so individual. it wasn't like, drop dead hilarious, but it was funny, funnier than I expected. it's hyperbolic and satiric and bold. all good things you want in a comedy.

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Very entertaining!

Extremely entertaining with likable characters, plenty of twists and turns. Overall a great performance and good story with a few darkly numerous laughs. Love the character development and transformations!

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Most Realistic Podcast

I Loved this storyline. This story is so Realistic. I Loved it. Sometimes serious Sometimes funny, but always keeping your attention.

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Very funny and entertaining!

Great acting, and storyline. I'm not normally a fan of comedy dramas, but this one really made me laugh!

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A Great quick listen if you want to be entertained

It had very few dry or dull points,
The voice acting and audible immersion was top of the line, which carried it through its low points. A Great listen if you're into the genre and just want to be entertained for a while.

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Best acting with impeccable story

Best podcast I've heard with an interesting story, so much twists and turns and yet funny witty dire scary. the acting is impeccable led by the 1 actor I do know, the always great holey Joel osmenf. this should have been a TV mini series. excellent.

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worth your time

this was a very well produced audio drama. really enjoyed the voice actors and the storyline was not only engaging but had great mixture of comedy and drama.

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The hidden agenda

I like the story line so nothing bad can come to mind that would warrant a negative comment

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well that was a journey, crazy and actually funny.

well I had no idea what I was in for. crazy story, whipsmart dialogue, fantastic acting, a GREAT opening theme, and soundscape. More like this please.

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