We read a book in the Bizzarro fiction genre! Have you ever dropped a fish on the ground and then someone rubbed the dirt covered, scaly skin on your face while blowing cigarette smoke into your open mouth? That's the feeling of listening to this episode. Enjoy.

BamBam drinks too many ghost energy drinks and foams at the mouth, while Bugs tries to keep him on track during the breakdown of this alt right, racist, sexist, transphobic, culture war, viking masturbation piece. Enjoy.

Bugs and BamBam read an old classic by Bram Stoker and watch the movie that stole its name for no reason than Bram Stoker was too not alive to stop them. Enjoy our review of Shadow Builder.

We revisit the world of Steven Demogorgon and have a Halloween fright ... from the terrible writing. Will the stories ever come to a satisfactory end? Will Steven ever stop sucking? Will BamBams terrible audio quality drive away all the listeners? Listen and find out!

Bugs and BamBam go over a christmas cowboy romance. Will there be misogyny? Will they find the perfect pretty christmas tree? Will the two protagonists get together? Will someone kill their dream so they don't die alone? Will Bugs forgive BamBam for picking this book? find out!

Last Halloween we reviewed a classic goosebumps book and had esteemed guest LeeLee on for the first time, please enjoy

Bugs takes a turn being the gross one on the podcast and reads a story where a man is a werewolf, but also a r*pist, but also a mental patient, but also a murderer, but also an abuse victim. Enjoy the empathy-less roller coaster of horror that is Devouring Milo.

BamBam went to a festival where he was given a free book. Instead of refusing the book or politely taking the book and throwing it in the nearest trash can like a normal person, he read it and now we have to listen to him whine about it.