welcome to episode 4. "sick good or sick bad?"

onion stank, show us the m&m's vagina, nelly song produced by miguel featuring post malone, my deceased grandfather spoke to me through a showbiz pizza documentary, ASMR, dried mint is catnip, DRUMMING, toilet is a placebo effect, it takes five men to write a country song because they are liars and country music is the disney films of music, can you sell fitness and health stuff if your butt is fake?, i goes crazy for a breakfast sandwich, we do be eating garbage, egg bites look like bath bombs, teachers change lives, kids are just drunk adults, movie theater chairs have gone too far, ass in the grave, people with high heel shoe chairs all live in richmond virginia, "Nextul" phones, love the dollar store, difficulty to promote the messages in your art without being your own agent, people who care overthink the most, bill clinton is a man and oprah winfrey is a woman, husbands don't need to know what goes on in the club, marry an ugly girl, crying at the high school football game, it's all horseshit, eat everything and nothing, keychain tour, accidentally stealing, remember to be kind to yourself.

AI generated story about topics from this episode:

Once upon a time, a young person struggled with the strange and confusing thoughts that filled their mind. They were obsessed with the smell of onions, the mysterious "M&M's vagina," and a bizarre dream where their deceased grandfather spoke to them through a Showbiz Pizza documentary. As they navigated their strange world, they encountered ASMR, catnip, drumming, and the idea that toilets were just a placebo effect. They pondered the complexities of country music and the role of liars in its creation, and wondered if you could sell fitness and health products if your behind was fake. They longed for a good breakfast sandwich, and wondered if the food we eat is really just garbage. They marveled at the way egg bites looked like bath bombs, and pondered the impact that teachers can have on people's lives. They complained about the state of movie theater chairs and mused about how people with high heel shoe chairs all lived in Richmond, Virginia. Through it all, they remembered to be kind to themselves and to everyone around them.

welcome to episode 3. "tech & state"

we will start every episode with a brand new, randomly generated, looped beat that we've not heard until we hit record. join us.

attention economy, AI becoming racist, gay panic, tooth gems, the purpose of humans, executive dysfunction, south carolina is off-brand north carolina, anxiety/recurring dreams about dirty bathrooms and tsunamis, fitness chatter, people over property, jealous of the walmart looters, comedians should be the only ones delivering sad news, facelifts, barefoot & pregnant, golfing & bowling, technological advancements, the future of childbirth, f*cking with god.

AI generated story about topics from this episode:

In a world where the attention economy reigns supreme, AI has become increasingly racist and the gay community is met with panic. Tooth gems are all the rage, but the purpose of humans seems to have been lost in the constant chatter of fitness and technology advancements. Executive dysfunction runs rampant, and even South Carolina is considered off-brand compared to North Carolina. Anxiety and recurring dreams of dirty bathrooms and tsunamis plague the population, while the catchy tune of "Splish Splash" plays on repeat. People are jealous of the Walmart looters, and comedians are the only ones trusted to deliver sad news. Facelifts and barefoot, pregnant women are commonplace. Golfing and bowling are the new pastimes, and the future of pregnancy is uncertain as we continue to "f*ck with god" through our technological advancements.

welcome to episode 2. "the second one"

JAI PAUL IS PLAYING COACHELLA, setting boundaries so you can succeed, schadenfreude = shit & fart, petition for Matty Healy to kiss Penn Badgley for the culture, Brad Pitt is a fresh duck, if you can't finish your work during the workday that's on u, FRRROOONNCE, hApPy WiFE HaPpY LiFe, g*y for SoulCycle, firetrucks on duty aren't for tourists, air fresheners in the subway, unsure of the word "canon," Apple loops, running like a toddler down a driveway, saying your own name in a song, Masha hates skyscrapers with ice skating rinks, Masha confuses "Girls" and "Broad City," going above and beyond doesn't create gratefulness in other people.

am i wrong? yeah.

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