Episodes

  • New Home for the Stripper Pole!
    Sep 26 2024

    We are baaaack! After a couple weeks podcast hiatus, and a year-long hunt for their perfect Texas paradise, A. & J. finally made the big move from Austin to their new slice of Texas heaven—and there’s a bonus! Their new house comes with a little surprise… hint: it’s the perfect spot for a stripper pole! Life’s too short, folks—drink the beer, take the risks, and find your own slice of paradise. In this episode, we’re also spilling the secrets on their recent sexy getaway to Cabo San Lucas, where J. worked her magic and scored a FREE 5-night stay at the ultra-luxe Waldorf Astoria Los Cabos Pedregal, saving a cool $11,300! You can find out how.

    So grab a cold one and join us on this wild ride of house-hunting adventures, luxury vacations, and a big reveal about their new home. Cheers!

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    38 mins
  • Rollin' on the High Seas
    Aug 29 2024

    Curious about what it's like to roll on the high seas for a couple of weeks? Or maybe you're itching to learn about rock' and rollin' on Holland America Nieuw Statendam and dreaming of a steamy 14-night escape through the Caribbean. Join us as we dive into our long, sexy voyage, where we dish on the perks of Club Orange, how we couldn't resist the delicious food (and the extra pounds that came with it), and our top tips for maximizing your drinking power. Come aboard and relive our unforgettable cruise adventure with us!

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    37 mins
  • She Wants a Motorboat *wink*
    Aug 22 2024

    It's the "Uh Oh, Better Get Waco" episode! We're cracking open an ice-cold Community Beer Kush Super Dank Double Hazy IPA and diving into the fun and flirty details of our recent trip to Waco, Texas. And guess what? Waco isn't just about Chip and Joanna Gaines—it's also about the sexy, fun places to hit up late at night. We explored the famous Magnolia Market, chatted up the pit boys at Terry Black's BBQ after stuffing ourselves, and then headed to the Backyard Bar for drinks and laughs. Things got wild on the swing seats at Twisted Sister Bar, but the real fun kicked off at the Hotel Indico pool, where J. rocked a tiny bikini—because let’s be honest, life is better poolside. A. couldn’t resist trying to motorboat her in the elevator (because, why not?). J. turned up the heat in a low-cut seafoam green top while indulging in delish pizza pillows and cold beer. It’s a sexy, fun ride through Waco you won’t want to miss!

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    33 mins
  • Her Mystery is Shocking!
    Aug 8 2024

    Get ready for a rollercoaster of shocking surprises in this week’s episode! Ever wondered what happens when a store goes out of business? Well, J. scored big—21 sexy and naughty tops for a steal! As they kick back and sip on Pinthouse Brewing’s Southern Hemi Emilio TIPA, with a bold 10.5% ABV, you know it’s going to be a fun night. But that’s not all— A. reveals why he loves seeing J. in skirts and dresses. It’s all about the “hope” that comes with the mystery—panties or no panties? And just when you think it can’t get any more shocking, J. drops a bombshell. A DNA test reveals she’s not exactly who she thought she was, and she shares her unexpected results! So, pour yourself a drink, settle in, and join us for a playful, flirty, and downright entertaining episode.

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    33 mins
  • She's in love with Deadpool & Wolverine
    Aug 1 2024

    Get ready for a wild ride! J can't get enough of the new Deadpool and Wolverine movie, and she's rocking her spicy red outfit (with ball gag?!) to prove it. While sipping on Belching Beaver's Orange Vanilla Imperial IPA, she gets frisky and nostalgic, reminiscing about cold beers at the movies.

    J is even considering being an extra on a well-known show being filmed right here in Austin—will she do it?

    And J makes an "educated wish" .. wink, wink ;-) Tune in as A&J share their love for Deadpool & Wolverine and answer a burning question from a curious listener. Grab a cold one and join the fun!

    #BelchingBeaver #DeadpoolandWolverine

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    40 mins
  • She Takes a Trip Around the Pole (stripper pole that is!)
    Jul 25 2024

    I will take epic fails for $100, please, Pat! On this episode we've got some epic fail tales to share with you. Picture this: J. flying off the stripper pole as it came tumbling down, bruising her lil tush in the process—ouch! From "trick" fails to beer fails that ended in hilarity, we're spilling all the funny details as we partake in some Melvin Brewing Asterisk IPA brews. We recap our trip to the new Club Cabana Pool club and bar in Austin, and J. may or may not have spilled she likes to lick the tip of the pickle!

    But wait - our Instagram followers are the true winners here! When J. asked them for more podcast topics, beer suggestions, or whatever they wanted to know, they didn't disappoint! No one fails when you crack open a cold brewski, tune in to our podcast, and laugh along with us!

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    49 mins
  • Help a Girl Out! Part 3 - She likes it long and slow
    Jul 18 2024

    This is part 3 of when J. asked Beer & Bikini Instagram followers to suggest podcast topics, beer reviews, and wild questions!

    In this episode, we dive into all the juicy questions from our "anonymous" followers. Ever wondered how often we "get it on" each week? Or our go-to cheap beer choices? We spill our crazy drunken escapades as young adults, share stories of cars getting towed, and reveal their favorite meats he smokes for her on the Pitboss.

    J. even dishes on her preference for keeping it long and slow, getting things warmed up, let the juices flow, and then going hot and hard.

    Pour a cold brew and let the fun begin!

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    32 mins
  • Pivot like a Stripper on a Pole!
    Jul 11 2024

    When Hurricane Beryl comes stormin' in, A. & J. pivot like J. does on her at home stripper pole, swapping their 4th of July Mexico getaway for a good ol' Texas staycation. They embrace a hell-raising good time in Fredericksburg, Texas, with tiny tops in Luckenbach, Texas with "♫ Waylon, Willie and the boys♫", J. dances on the stage at Old 290 Brewing while savoring Hell Raiser IPA, and knocking back cold ones at Fat Ass Brewing. They sneak in some cheeky drive-by boobie looks at Alstadt Brewery, play around downtown German Fredericksburg, and revel in bikinis, poolside fun, and sexy vibes at Carter Creek Winery and Resort. It's a wild, unforgettable adventure you don't want to miss y'all!

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    37 mins