ArtHoles

By: Michael Anthony
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  • A recklessly deep dive into art and art history with someone who has no background on either topic.
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  • Toulouse-Lautrec Ep 4: Onomatopoeia Slurping and Squishing Sounds

    Toulouse-Lautrec Ep 4: Onomatopoeia Slurping and Squishing Sounds
    Oct 25 2024
    Jinmaku! Jinmaku! Jinmaku! Go get’em buddy! My dude OWNS the makuuchi division. Also, if there’s one thing people should take away from this episode, is that William-Adolphe Bouguereau is a connoisseur of great asses and he would’ve loved the Jean-Claude Van Damme era of human history. This episode is quite the winding road, jam-packed with shenanigans, beaucoup cousin sex, and exploration of several art techniques and theories. As we navigate this road, we join an unexpected game show, I kick myself out of a few museums, 47 kitties take their revenge, we do science stuff, and mine a butte. Along the way, I make a decision on a segment that I’ll likely regret, Bonnat loves himself some Bonnat, and the Grandmothers grand plan runs into a few hiccups. Honestly, I don’t know how to explain this episode, this one really flies off the rails. The chaos probably starts when Florida comes into the picture and ends when I have impure thoughts about someone in a painting. The good news is, Paul Harvey makes a cameo appearance, because I force him in with a shoehorn, and that makes me happy.
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    4 hrs and 13 mins
  • Toulouse-Lautrec Ep 3: Tapajou, le Petit

    Toulouse-Lautrec Ep 3: Tapajou, le Petit
    Oct 25 2024
    Henri, Adele, Alphonse, Dead Gary, Odon, Napoleon III, the Grandmothers, Alix, Amédée, MIT Math Nerd Steve (from Pollock), Charles, Piss Pons, the Black Prince… We. Are. Back! Along with several additions to our colorful cast of characters. Is it really a Semaine Sanglante if you can’t trust how much sanglante was spilled in the semaine? Why are that German man’s balls on your grandmother’s armrest? What’s a zoo for, if not to provide for a fancy Françoise Massialot-inspired menu? Can we ever truly understand why Alph does any of the things Alph does? Will we finally get closure in the Legend of Dead Gary?! These questions will be answered and much much more! Henri goes to school, Napoleon III misjudges everyone’s bulges, a cartoon raccoon attacks a cartoon basset hound for no clear reason, and a children’s playground becomes the scene of unimaginable horrors.
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    3 hrs and 10 mins
  • Toulouse-Lautrec Ep 2: Meet the Toulouse-Lautrec-Montfas, du Boscs, and Tapié de Céleyrans

    Toulouse-Lautrec Ep 2: Meet the Toulouse-Lautrec-Montfas, du Boscs, and Tapié de Céleyrans
    Nov 17 2022

    Our adventure begins with the Grandmothers, a footnoted sister, more mounted heads than fireplaces (which is saying something), and some thick-ass man-thighs.

    As we make our way through French history, we'll learn about why Paris was an "immense workshop of putrefaction," take the most horrifying raft ride of all time, get Gothic and emo with a spicy lady named Germaine, and ponder whose day that small newsie boy just ruined.

    Along the way, I mess up the same joke twice, tell an inappropriate story, and make us all do a thought experiment that, in retrospect, might not have been necessary.

    What did those three brothers do? When is the best time to take an unexpected hunting trip? What happens if your bird goes to hell? We'll discuss. And, we'll have a Merrrrrrry Christmas in the Languedoc. Two of them; two Merrrrrry Christmases. Yay!

    I swear, I'm fine. All of this is healthy.

    patreon.com/artholes

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    3 hrs

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Fascinating!

Well-researched, fascinating stories from history! While I love the idea of art, and have exposed myself a fair amount, I tend to feel like I never quite “get it” past the general visual appeal. This podcast gives ALL of the context in a very entertaining package, and looking at the art after, I certainly find more meaning.

Add ads a la Mike Duncan! I certainly wouldn’t fault you, especially if it allowed you to make more content and maintain quality. I’m a huge fan. Thank you!

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Love

I would say that I lose interest in podcast fairly easy, but not this one.

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