Episodes

  • Episode 9: Are Humans Chimpanzees or Humans?
    Sep 2 2024
    In this episode we talk a lot abotu the 2001 movie Planet of the Apes, starrting Marky Mark Wallberg. Great movie, was kind of like my sexual awakening at 11 years old. Crazy stuff. Yeah it's just me and jake this episdoie. No one else really wanted to do it with us, yeah I kinda get it though.

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    49 mins
  • Episode 8: What is it? National Stupid Drivers Day? featuring Joel and Mariah
    Aug 26 2024
    This shit keeps going hey. Relentless in our pursuit of being the only ape based podcast we record yet another episode of slop for you to wrap your gullets around. Featuring oru good friend Joel and my beautiful wife Mariah. This ones full of heart and laughs. GOd bvless yuou apiusts

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    58 mins
  • Episode 7: Can Apes Fly Business Class? featuring Libby Trainor Parker
    Aug 19 2024

    Libby is a published author who write about endometriosis and women's health etc. I don't know why she agreed to be subjected to this evil podcast. Sorry Libby. Sorry we talked about bestiality and hanging elephants so much as well. Something wrong with us for sure.


    You can buy Libby's book here:

    https://www.wakefieldpress.com.au/product.php?productid=1862&cat=0&page=&featured=Y


    Or also on Amazon or your local book shop probably. But i asssumne amazon is evil right?


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    55 mins
  • Episode 6: Who do you think is the hottest sit-com dad and what's Ray Romano up to?
    Aug 12 2024

    We talk about Ray Romano far too much on this episode, I think Jacob was really hungover. Is jarred fogle dead? dunno about the spelling on that one.

    I'm spreading a lot of missinformation on this pod and there's not really anything you can do about it. Besides stop listening. But you wouldn't do that. You love this shit. Don't you. Pathetic little worm.


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    49 mins
  • Episode 5: Have you seen Shutter Island? featuring Henry Wilson
    Aug 5 2024
    So basically it's leaonardio dicarprio wigging out the hole time. Welcome our friend Henry, that crazy motherfucker. Lot's of story's about henrys family being related to some old geezer who came up with the theory of evolution parallel to dawkins. Crazy shit dude.

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    59 mins
  • Episode 4: Do you think apes go missionary? featuring little brother Levi Cooper
    Jul 29 2024
    It's episode 4 (5) and here's my little brother Levi Cooper, he is one minute younger than me and you can fucking tell. He is dense as hell. Total idupt. I can't remember what we talked about on here. Probably apes if i'm gonna be honest.

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    51 mins
  • Episode 3: You boys know any Deep Purple?
    Jul 22 2024
    It's just Jacob and Dylan this week, suck each other on in pod form. Thinking about Apes, Dreaming about Apes. What else is there to do but go ape mode in the jungle. Listen to this shit. It's going to change your life. You should take all the mystery pills you find in your parents medicine cabinet.

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    51 mins
  • Episode 2: What if your dog had a Jamaican accent? Featuring Stella Kappos
    Jul 15 2024
    Great another episode of Ape Mania. The only podcast where the hosts drink their own piss ritualistically before every episode to receive forbidden power that the government keeps hidden from the general public. This week we have esteemed guest Stella Kappos. She rocks. I think she plugs a show that's probably happened at the end so sorry about that Stella.

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    44 mins