I got sucked into the viral buried rug story which I need to share with Daniel. Also I saw a curious trio of people at the dermatologist's office and I need to know their relationship. Daniel and I have reached a laundry agreement, or have we, and Daniel has a phobia of empty houses. Plus your calls and cadaver dogs.

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RJ City and Dalton Castle are back! RJ recently learned about a nickname the school librarians had for him and he has mixed feelings. Is it Tall Poppy syndrome? He doesn't garden. Also he has a trading card! Dalton does not have a trading card which we think is criminal. Speaking of, apparently Renee Paquette carries a knife? Dalton had a big fishing incident and also he painted his desk. We also discuss Doug Henning, bunnies, Frankie Valli, impressions, excess mugs, endless pools and so much more. Plus HGFY, TWOTT, JMOE and and Podcast Pals Product Picks.

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It's rare that I open the show with a HGFY but I'm angry! Also I need to talk about dense bean salads, which also make me angry. Apparently Daniel could have been an architect and I can't remember the name of the doctor who makes house calls. Plus we take your calls and Elliot is asking questions I don't want to answer. And Greg and Jeff came back!

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Greg Heller and Jeff Fox are here and it's as delightful as you would imagine! Greg Heller has spawned another child since we last saw him. But he's bowed out of the baby name arms race. Daniel is once more trying supplements tested on rats and Greg has some earnest thoughts on staying young. Jeff Fox finds freedom in saying no. Plus RSVP etiquette, bounce houses, Greg's child being a tiny Greg, lengua tacos, Snack Chat featuring Jeff's Canadian Candy haul and so much more including JMOE and Podcast Pals Product Picks.

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Daniel has requested a production meeting and I've taken some notes on his notes. I want to know if there's such a thing as a victimless crime. We have breaking pharmacy news and I'm back to fighting online. We have a TWOTT update and we take your calls. Plus we get into a fight at the end and Daniel leaves early!

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Is my name Alison or Alicent? I've... never wondered before. Rob Kutner is here to talk about carcissism, God's Gang, manly book clubs, cooking and more. Daniel brings up the Oh God movies and I have some things to say. Plus we remember the valley of fatigue commercials and we all need to tell a lot of people to GFY. Plus we did a round of Just Me Or Everyone and Podcast Pals Product Picks.


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Daniel doesn't look at my social media which leads me to believe he doesn't see me, hear me, watch me, get me, etc. Also each of us wants to throw the other's phone into traffic. We discuss my latest column about c-words, babysitters, an email I received about Daniel, massive balls, an important update about the microwave situation, golden slippers and more.

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Rob Schulte is in town for a special engagement! Daniel has too much shame. We're dealing with a microwave situation and I am working on a new theory about doctors. And an old theory about architects. Rob educates us about production schedules and deranged DMs from Jax. Plus Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, right or repair, alfalfa sprouts (where have they been?) and more. Plus we did a round of Just Me Or Everyone and Podcast Pals Product Picks.

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