Airport Patrol

By: Comedy Brothers
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  • Summary

  • Comedy Spoof of Airport Border Security. Passengers who have failed to declare anything are waiting for a bag search by an airport security officer named Bob Trackers. The passengers wait as Bob searches their bags. They desperately want to take their food and souvenir items home without being spotted by the dreaded Airport security patrol. They conceal, hide, and will say anything to keep their precious items. But our airport security officer Bob is determined to find if any undeclared forbidden items are cleverly hidden. Bob and his trusted dog Scout usually find something suspicious. Bob will confiscate any item not allowed into the country by law. Listen to this hilarious spoof and LOL with your friends as you travel.
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Episodes
  • Fowl Play & a Belly Dancer

    Fowl Play & a Belly Dancer
    Aug 10 2024
    A hilarious and funny spoof of Airport border patrol. Airport Customs patrol officer Bob Trackmen and his patrol dog Scout look for illegal drugs and organic matter not declared by passengers traveling into Australia. The plane landing today had terrible turbulance and the pilot was knocked out. Passengers getting off the plane look dazed and confused. Today Bob scans three suspicious bags with a strong odor coming from it. The luggage is from a plane that just came in from Saudi Arabi. Bob and Scout wait to see who picks up the bag. Two guy wearing long white dress with red and white checkered scarfs pick up the bag. A beautiful woman follows them. Scout sniffs the bag and notifies Bob that something illegal is in the bag. Passengers walking past the black suitcases sudenly faint. Bob has to wear a gas mask and he puts a gas mask on Scout. Something mysterious is in these Arabic guys bags. Bob ask the men for their passports. Fahad, Fahed and Farrah must answer some serious questions about the smell coming from their bags. What will Bob find in the bag? Listen to this and our other hilarious podcasts about Bob and his dog Scout who keep Australia safe by patrolling the airport. What's in your bag?
    We are comedy students and have no budget. We appreciate any donations to the podcast so we can improve it and keep making you laugh. Thanks for listening. Paypal petcarebuddies@gmail.com
    Our paterons will be able to hear the episodes eidted when we make money to get them edited professionally. Currently they are in experimental raw unedited form until we become rich like Elon Musk.
    Sounds: Free sound, royalty-free sound, fair use, Soundbible and public domain sounds. Free AI accent generator, Attributions for dog barking, Capcut, Youtube, Daniel Simion, airplane landing sound, Daniel Simion from Soundbible for photocopy machine and a dog barking. Burping sound is public domain, Siren sound is public domain, Arabic girl and music sounds from Atalantis at Sample Focus. Arabic laughter and Arabic guy talking from MyInstants. Arabic music by Tumbi Arabic user 173407 at sample focus.
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    13 mins
  • Shake Your Maracas

    Shake Your Maracas
    Aug 3 2024
    A hilarious spoof of Airport security. Bob Trackmen and his patrol dog Scout look for illegal drugs and organic matter not declared by passengers traveling into Australia. Today Bob scans a suspicious bag with a smiley face sticker on it that says: Please don't open me. The luggage is from a plane that just came in from Mexico. Bob and Scout wait to see who picks up the bag. A guy wearing a colorful poncho and Sombrero hat with pom poms has picked up the bag. He looks intoxicated and is acting very nervous. Scout sniffs the bag and notifies Bob that something illegal is in the bag. The man is dazed and confused when Bob asks him simple questions. What will Bob find in the bag? Listen to this and our other hilarious podcasts about Bob and his dog Scout who keep Australia safe by patrolling the airport. What's in your bag?
    We are comedy students and have no budget. We appreciate any donations to the podcast so we can improve it and keep making you laugh. Thanks for listening. Paypal petcarebuddies@gmail.com
    Our paterons will be able to hear the episodes eidted when we make money to get them edited professionally. Currently they are in experimental raw unedited form until we become rich like Elon Musk.
    Sounds: Free sound, royalty-free sound, fair use, and public domain sounds. Attributes for dog barking, Capcut, Youtube, Daniel Simion, airplane sound, Daniel Simion from Soundbible for photocopy machine and a dog barking. Burping sound is public domain, Spanish guy sounds Nerflek from Sample Focus. Spanish Tongue rolling Ana C Ibanez from soundbible, Spanish laughter, and Spanish guy talking from MyInstants.
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    12 mins
  • Jamaican Jerk

    Jamaican Jerk
    Jul 20 2024
    A hilarious spoof of Airport security. Bob Trackmen and his patrol dog Scout look for illegal drugs and organic matter not declared by passengers traveling into Australia. Today Bob scans a bright colored bag from an incoming plane from Jamaica. Bob and Scout wait to see who picks up the bag. A guy wearing a t-shirt with the words "weed smoker" on it has picked up the bag. He looks high and is acting very nervous. Scout sniffs the bag and notifies Bob that there is something illegal in the bag. The man is dazed and confused. What will Bob find in the bag? Listen to this and our other hilarious podcasts about Bob and his dog patrolling an Australian Airport. What's in your bag?
    We are comedy students and have no budget. We appreciate any donations to the podcast so we can improve it and keep making you laugh. Thanks for listening. Paypal petcarebuddies@gmail.
    Free sound, royaltiy free sound, fair use and public domain sounds. Attributions for dog barking, Capcut, Youtube, Daniel Simion, airplane sound, Daniel Simion, Burp public domain, Jamacian guy sounds Nerflek from Sample Focus.
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    8 mins

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