Episodes

  • Toilet Paper Grenades
    Feb 3 2025

    Originally Aired February 3, 2025: Bigfoot's a homewreaker. Money CAN buy you love! Everything you've ever wanted to know about cyborg cockroaches.

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    2 hrs and 26 mins
  • Cyberfart
    Jan 31 2025

    Originally Aired January 31, 2025: Minnesota Vikings long snapper Andrew DePaola from the NFL's Pro Bowl games. Assault with a boloney sandwich. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Peppa Pig theme park.

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    2 hrs and 30 mins
  • Butt Sizzle
    Jan 30 2025

    Originally Aired January 30, 2025: Neurodivergent Triggering. Villain for hire. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the Tom Brady trophy.

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    2 hrs and 29 mins
  • Whale Farts
    Jan 29 2025

    Originally Aired January 29, 2025: Penises of the future. The sleep schedule of psychopaths. Everything you've ever wanted to know about workplace booping.

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    2 hrs and 20 mins
  • Baby Scraper
    Jan 28 2025

    Originally Aired January 28, 2025: KARE 11's Janel Klein. The cholesterol champion. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Goop.

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    2 hrs and 30 mins
  • Handboy
    Jan 27 2025

    Originally Aired January 27, 2025: Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. What listeners would rather do than watch the Super Bowl? Everything you've ever wanted to know about a 200-year-old bottle of urine.

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    2 hrs and 35 mins
  • Metal School
    Jan 24 2025

    Originally Aired January 24, 2025: Natural selection. Dead giveaways of an only child. Everything you've ever wanted to know about timed dumps.

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    2 hrs and 24 mins
  • Clawmydia
    Jan 23 2025

    Originally Aired January 23, 2025: Veterinarian Dr. Andrea answers pet questions. Braces, retainers and glasses, oh my! Everything you've ever wanted to know about bus masturbation.

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    2 hrs and 25 mins