• #7 - Jurassic Park (1993) + Tessa's Wildcard Pick

  • Oct 3 2024
  • Length: 1 hr and 9 mins
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#7 - Jurassic Park (1993) + Tessa's Wildcard Pick

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  • Dinosaur eats man. Woman inherits the earth. And everything about this movie makes you bi.

    This week: Steven Spielberg’s 1993 classic, Jurassic Park, which, to half the gang, is a movie about a rich old man going to extraordinary lengths to stop his grandchildren from inheriting his fortune.

    Time to take off your sunglasses (a la Laura Dern), tighten your Sam Neil neckerchiefs and get ready for an adventure of a lifetime.

    Also: Jeff Goldblum’s hand acting, bi cigarettes, and Grace reciting the entirety of the IMDB trivia.

    This episode's bi-panic energy (BPEs) range from the Swiftian (Taylor, that is, obviously) romance of pole vaulting to the epitome of lesbianism: synced periods.

    Tessa lives up to her name of the bi with the wildest of wild card pitches, as she makes a case for her childhood comfort film.

    Who knows, maybe it’ll succeed. After all, life finds a way.

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    Our intro music is Drop It by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Coma-Media⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠.

    Want to share your BPE of the week? Email us at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠hello@bipanicroom.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ or tag us on instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@bipanicroom.⁠⁠
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