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Ever wondered how a debate about dollar stores could spark nostalgia and practical tips for budget-savvy parenting? Join Scott Hawkins and Andrew Gaer on the Kings of the Road podcast as we recount our latest East Coast road trip, filled with the simple joys and quirky adventures that make travel memorable. From the laughter over a lunch at Subway to the mundane yet oddly satisfying task of dumping the motorhome's waste tank, you'll feel like you're right there with us. We'll even let you in on why stopping at dollar stores for movie snacks is a parenting hack you'll want to steal.

What’s the best way to enjoy fried chicken? We take you on a hilarious and heartfelt journey through our fast food memories, from the perfect Popeye's experience to some not-so-great KFC stops. As night falls in Fayetteville, North Carolina, the challenges of RV travel become all too real with freezing temperatures and carbon monoxide concerns. But our adventurous spirit can't be dampened as we visit the Special Ops Museum, proving that even the toughest nights have their silver linings.

Museums and laundry—two things that sound mundane but are anything but on our podcast. We share our newfound appreciation for museums, contrasting youthful impatience with the curiosity of adulthood. You’ll laugh at our attempts to keep a child's attention amidst historical artifacts and learn our secrets for efficient post-vacation laundry. And just when you think the journey is over, a light-hearted mention of Myrtle Beach and the nostalgic glow of Hooters' orange lights signal that more adventures are just around the corner.