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Dear Wormwood,
I am struggling to understand why you have allowed Ste_en to remain in contact with his childhood friend from SFJA 'VINNI the VEGAN'!
End this relationship ((((((NOW)))))) Let VIN Know, I will send you and the three blind mice to deal with. THEY will get him sorted in a NWM and make sure he knows it won't be pretty when they are running up and down his legs. LOL greater EVIL LAUGH!!. Nowhatimsaying??? lesser evil laugh
U will create an earworm, sit_on_his_chest, whisper it into him while dream stating. afterwards, I require you to walk home backwards: then Put One Lime into a Coconut, PAUSE. drink it all. ALL of it, then.... "call me in the morning"; for further guidance.

I hear VINNIE the VEGAN is planning a response in words to my brilliantly evil scheme. He knows I can't hear music but; so please let me.me or me, know his response to our diabolically_conceived_ (I'm a GENIUS) and very really clever threat.
Here is the THREAT FILED BY 'DEMONIC SCREWAY_FUKUP_LOSTANOTHERROLL' OF TAKE THE THREAT FROM DEMON_SCREWY Himself: I'M SENDING 6 DEMONS FOR HIM! THEY WILL CHASE HIM DOWN like "THE THREE BLIND MICE CHASING DOWN A FARMER'S WIFE. ......wait.... YES!!!
THEY WILL CHASE HIM DOWN like a...(lost train of thought) (thanks for Patience)
got it back.. . ;YES CHASE (VINNIE-THE VEGAN) LIKE A FARMER'S WIFE; i need to pause for a moment to note: (I agree this part doesn't make much sense. here's why for me at least. In the SONG 3 BM the reference is a loosely veiled threat of words to Bloody Mary which lead to her frying 3 Protestant activist like 'an american Barbeque on a 4th of July day DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXAS during the TRUMP ERA') RUN AL RUN IN FEAR and keep RUNNING IN FEAR!. lol.....
But Fear into him whenever possible of missing out, let's hear how he responses. I am counting on u not being a coward and immediately simply end this friendship between these two. AL sings with the ANGELS..... we can't not ALLOW such fraternization it only leads to more singing and happiness and less problems. END THIS NOW.... btw what did VINNIE the VEGAN utter? lol I bet he is scared. here his response.
WRITE BACK SOON!

Uncle Screwy

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