WOOOOOOO, girl! This eppy has it all. We’ve got our queen, Doris Rathbone! We’ve got a 9/11 (of 1993) release date! We’ve got alcoholic beverages! We’ve got shin guards for some reason! Today, we’re talking about FAMILY VALUES, the episode in which the Rathbones trying to act like a Christian family is boring and stupid. Percy shares too much about his sex life, Pigeon gets sent to talking prison for making false accusations and not loving the Rathbones enough, and Parsnip shares how she manages her love of chips.

Discussion topics include:

-Does loving fire make you non-binary?

-PARSNIP HAS SO MUCH SEX AND IS VERY GOOD AT IT, OK??!?!

-9/11

-Sam Johnson is GAY!

-Parent accents

-Doris Rathbone: Feminist Icon

-Rodney is a really good writer

-Chip girlies and their self-justifications

-Stop the tickles!

-Horse bedtime

-Family picnic = disaster

We persist in our silliness, and today, we’ve got a Lollar! Let’s celebrate Veterans Day by discovering the true meaning of Memorial Day with a review of the Adventures in Odyssey episode THE PRICE OF FREEDOM. This one’s for the war girlies.

Discussion topics include:

-Phil Lollar puns

-Queens/street Chris goes topless at a baseball game to support the troops

-AWANA = evangelical al-Qaeda training camp?

-Pornographic period dramas

-Lucy Ricardo’s and Bella Swan’s differing approaches to being with child

-Honoring the veterans by open-mouth kissing Whit

-JERRY WHITTAKER!!!

Resources mentioned:

-Strong Bad’s children’s book: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bT4SGdq0ZyU

No one asked for it, but we talked about KAREN, the twisted Adventures in Odyssey episode about child cancer and death. And we’re pretty damn funny about it. Well, except the part where Percy realizes his mortality and cries. But that’s just a bonus. Also, we play Pigeon and Parsnip Trivia! Get your own bottle of Barefoot Wine and join us as we wade through our experiences of grief and loss as well as our plans for future cocaine use.

Discussion topics include:

-Who is Chris?

-Psalm 23 is GAY

-Parsnip is gay for Donna Barclay

-The Sadness Stick

-Odyssey incest

-Percy’s dream about the episode

-Who our dogs are voting for

-Percy’s Senior Citizen Party Buss

-When church works

-Percy makes his will

Resources discussed:

-“It’s OK That You’re Not OK” by Megan Devine

-“God’s Problem” by Bart Ehrman

-“Airfield” by Enter Shikari