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Ellen Grafton
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Nick Podehl
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Kate Rudd
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Julia Whelan
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Phil Gigante
About this listen
It's a question as old as time itself: which is better, the zombie or the unicorn? In this anthology, edited by Holly Black and Justine Larbalestier (unicorn and zombie, respectively), strong arguments are made for both sides in the form of short stories. Half of the stories portray the strengths - for good and evil - of unicorns and half show the good (and really, really bad-ass) side of zombies. Contributors include many best-selling teen authors, including Cassandra Clare, Libba Bray, Maureen Johnson, Meg Cabot, Scott Westerfeld, and Margo Lanagan. This anthology will have everyone asking: Team Zombie or Team Unicorn?
©2010 Holly Black, Justine Larbalestier (P)2010 Brilliance Audio, Inc.Listeners also enjoyed...
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Carniepunk
- By: Rachel Caine, Rob Thurman, Kevin Hearne, and others
- Narrated by: Candace Thaxton, Kirby Heyborne
- Length: 14 hrs and 5 mins
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Come one, come all! The Carniepunk Midway promises you every thrill and chill a traveling carnival can provide. But fear not! Urban fantasy's biggest stars are here to guide you through this strange and dangerous world....
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Its A Separate 14 Short Stories
- By Hassan on 07-27-13
By: Rachel Caine, and others
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Trail of Lightning
- By: Rebecca Roanhorse
- Narrated by: Tanis Parenteau
- Length: 8 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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The sudden rising waters of a climate apocalypse have destroyed most of the planet…yet out of these waters, Dinétah, a former Navajo reservation, has been miraculously reborn. Listen along as Tanis Parenteau's impeccable narration, capturing the rhythms of Navajo speech, fully envelopes you into the Sixth World. Trail of Lightning follows our heroine as she walks the land alongside gods, heroes of legend, and monsters alike.
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The person you hire when the heroes fail
- By Cynthia on 08-09-18
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Fear: 13 Stories of Suspense and Horror
- By: R. L. Stine - editor
- Narrated by: MacLeod Andrews, Fred Berman, Rachel Butera, and others
- Length: 6 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
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In this collection of 13 fabulously chilling stories from 13 true masters of suspense, including five New York Times best sellers and a number of Edgar Award nominees, all edited by none other than R. L. Stine, nothing is what it seems. From cannibalistic children, to an unwitting date with a vampire, to a crush on a boy who just might be a werewolf, no scary stone is left unturned. A must-have for all fans of the genre!
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Its cute
- By Jill on 07-27-13
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The Hawley Book of the Dead
- A Novel
- By: Chrysler Szarlan
- Narrated by: Cassandra Campbell
- Length: 14 hrs and 12 mins
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Revelation "Reve" Dyer grew up with her grandmother’s family stories, stretching back centuries to Reve’s ancestors, who founded the town of Hawley Five Corners, Massachusetts. Their history is steeped in secrets, for few outsiders know that an ancient magic runs in the Dyer women’s blood, and that Reve is a magician whose powers are all too real. Reve and her husband are world-famous Las Vegas illusionists. They have three lovely young daughters, a beautiful home, and what seems like a charmed life. But Reve’s world is shattered....
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It sounded like something I could really love.....
- By Andrea on 10-01-14
By: Chrysler Szarlan
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Rot & Ruin
- By: Jonathan Maberry
- Narrated by: Brian Hutchison
- Length: 13 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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Fifteen-year-old Benny Imura lives in a world infested with zombies where, when a kid turns 15, he must get a job to continue receiving food rations. Benny has no interest in the family business of zombie killing, but figures he doesn’t have much of a choice. He’s tried out a bunch of other jobs, and hasn’t found anything he likes. But as Benny starts training with his brother, he learns things about being human that he never expected.
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Just when you thought it was safe.....
- By Amanda H. on 05-12-11
By: Jonathan Maberry
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The Raven Boys (The Raven Cycle, Book 1)
- By: Maggie Stiefvater
- Narrated by: Will Patton
- Length: 11 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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It is freezing in the churchyard, even before the dead arrive. Every year, Blue Sargent stands next to her clairvoyant mother as the soon-to-be dead walk past. Blue herself never sees them - not until this year, when a boy emerges from the dark and speaks directly to her. His name is Gansey, and Blue soon discovers that he is a rich student at Aglionby, the local private school. Blue has a policy of staying away from Aglionby boys. Known as Raven Boys, they can only mean trouble. But Blue is drawn to Gansey, in a way she can't entirely explain.
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Predictable Prep Boy Meets Witchy Girl
- By FanB14 on 01-29-13
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Aftertime
- An Aftertime Novel, Book 1
- By: Sophie Littlefield
- Narrated by: Ellen Archer
- Length: 10 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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Awakening in a bleak landscape as scarred as her body, Cass Dollar vaguely recalls surviving something terrible. Having no idea how many weeks have passed, she slowly realizes the horrifying truth: Ruthie has vanished. And with her, nearly all of civilization. Where once-lush hills carried cars and commerce, the roads today see only cannibalistic Beaters - people turned hungry for human flesh by a government experiment gone wrong.
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False Advertisement!!
- By Dan on 05-31-12
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Darling Jim
- A Novel
- By: Christian Moerk
- Narrated by: Stephen Hoye, Justine Eyre
- Length: 10 hrs and 31 mins
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When two sisters and their aunt are found dead in their suburban Dublin home, it seems that the secret behind their untimely demise will never be known. But then Niall, a young mailman, finds a mysterious diary in the post office's dead-letter bin. From beyond the grave, Fiona Walsh shares the most tragic love story he's ever heard---and her tale has only just begun.
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Great Story
- By Book Worm on 05-28-09
By: Christian Moerk
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Vampires in the Lemon Grove
- Stories
- By: Karen Russell
- Narrated by: Arthur Morey, Joy Osmanski, Kaleo Griffith, and others
- Length: 9 hrs and 15 mins
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In the collection's marvelous title story, two aging vampires in a sun-drenched Italian lemon grove find their hundred-year marriage tested when one of them develops a fear of flying. In "The Seagull Army Descends on Strong Beach, 1979", a dejected teenager discovers that the universe is communicating with him through talismanic objects left in a seagull's nest. "Proving Up" and "The Graveless Doll of Eric Mutis" find Russell veering into more sinister territory.
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Stylish modern magic realism
- By Ryan on 04-10-13
By: Karen Russell
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Until the End of the World
- By: Sarah Lyons Fleming
- Narrated by: Julia Whelan
- Length: 13 hrs and 14 mins
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Cassie Forrest isn't surprised to learn that the day she’s decided to get her life together is also the day the world ends. After all, she’s been on a self-imposed losing streak since her survivalist parents died: she’s stopped painting, broken off her engagement to Adrian and dated a real jerk. Rectifying her mistakes has to wait, however, because Cassie and her friends have just enough time to escape Brooklyn for her parents’ cabin before Bornavirus LX turns them into zombies, too.
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a feel good zombie apocylapse
- By Mike Naka on 02-23-14
What listeners say about Zombies vs. Unicorns
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- Kindle Customer
- 10-06-24
Fun Concept
Good storytelling and engaging concept. Yes, it is meant for young adults but it can also be for the young at heart.
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- Ryun Forsman
- 10-19-10
A fun read...
This book has some really fun short stories on both sides of the isle. I honestly had never read any unicorn stories, but I found myself enjoying almost all of them through this audiobook. There were points during the book that I literally laughed out loud or found myself rooting for the zombies or unicorns.
My only issue was with the audio quality, especially with the banter in between stories. Sometimes it sounded like they were talking into tin cans in the garage.
As long as you can look past the audio quality this book is a fun light hearted read.
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- Squeak
- 10-25-11
Fun Anthology Featuring Zombies and Unicorns
This audiobook included a bunch of short stories involving Zombies and Unicorns, sometimes both at the same time! The stories included were:
* The Highest Justice by Garth Nix
* Love Will Tear Us Apart by Alaya Dawn Johnson
* Purity test by Naomi Novik
* Bougainvillea by Carrie Ryan
* A Thousand Flowers by Margo Lanagan
* The Children of the Revolution by Maureen Johnson
* The Care and Feeding of Your Baby Killer Unicorn by Diana Peterfreund
* Inoculata by Scott Westerfeld
* Princess Prettypants by Meg Cabot
* Cold Hands by Cassandra Clare
* The Third Virgin by Kathleen Duey
* Prom Night by Libba Bray
This whole anthology started out as a blog-wars kind of thing between Holly Black and Justine Larbalestier as they argued back and forth about which was better, zombies or unicorns. They both gave, what they believed, were valid excuses why one was better than the other.
I really enjoyed all the little stories and I enjoyed the dialog between Holly and Justine in between the stories. They even gave audible cues to whether it was going to be a zombie story (groaning) or a unicorn story (clip-clopping).
I recommend this audiobook to anyone who like to be amused and who would like to join in the discussion about which is better.
The Narration Review
This audiobook was narrated by Ellen Grafton, Nick Podehl, Kate Rudd, Julia Whelan and Phil Gigante. Overall I enjoyed all of their voices for the different stories and they added to the fun of the overall production of this anthology.
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- Ali Doyle
- 05-01-22
Some great stories but...
The stories have some great spins on unicorns and zombies. Most are great, some are only ok. My main issue is the dumb competition between the two authors who champion zombies/unicorns and their *terrible* narration. They aren't narrators and it is so cringey. And they beat it to death between the short stories. It's not a terrible listen but it's annoying.
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- Macinzim
- 10-29-12
Did not know it was a book for teenagers.
Be warned this is a book for kids and not adults. I went to this book based on title alone and did not read any reviews, etc. It wasn't until I got a couple of stories in that I realized this was a book for young teenagers. Sometimes adults can still enjoy these. This was not the case here. Not sure if the authors were actually early teens themselves, but it sure felt like it.
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- lizard1993
- 12-23-22
Not really funny or interesting sorry
The stories were just odd, it’s possible that the humor was geared more towards a younger crowd (now I feel old)
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- Alberta
- 10-31-10
Meh..not the worst nor the best ever
I was disappointed in this book. The quality of the writing was inconsistent. I found some stories to be outright revolting. I do have to agree the that the premise is a funny one, and I was really looking forward to this comic aspect..but that wasn't there so much with this series of short stories.
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