Ziegfeld Zaggar, Quantum Detective & The Dirty Rotten Alien Invasion

By: Greg Montego

Narrated by: Virtual Voice

A desperate voyage across the galaxy to save the human race... What could go wrong?

"Like Hitchhiker's Guide... but they have no Guide!"

"What's crazier than Alice jumping down the rabbit hole? Zaggar and Robbins' journey through a Wormhole!

"Full of original ideas!"

Will Ziegfeld Zaggar and his reluctant sidekick, Jack Robbins, finally get a few minutes to relax after their journey across parallel worlds trying to save the Multiverse from a bad case of accelerated entropy?

Or will they be interrupted by a dirty rotten alien invasion?

In their second outing, our mismatched duo will be tasked to save humankind yet again, this time by traveling through a mind-warping wormhole to the far ends of the Milky Way on a mission to convince the Galactic Commonwealth that humans are worth saving, which may be harder than it sounds, because they must first prove that said humans should even be considered sentient by rather stringent —some might say dicey— standards, including a preposterous Catch-22 buried deep inside the Galactic Handbook.

To do so, Zaggar and Robbins will confront strange aliens with stranger appetites, which may include... well, them. Not to mention a deluge of hardships, especially to poor Robbins, who will find himself subjected to so many trials and tribulations he may be traumatized for life... if he lives.

What else can we tell you without, you know, ruining stuff?

Readers will enjoy this book if they like strange alien worlds with floating cities and ravenous plants; a Dante-esque Inferno containing the most dangerous and disgusting criminals in the galactic spiral... You really wouldn't want to meet any of 'em! Did I mention mind parasites that will drive you crazy? Yeah, we got those! But not every alien is so horrible. We'll meet some really cool ones, too. Oh... all that, and there's still a galactic bureaucracy that would make Kafka weep. At this point, that's all we can say... even if we're being interrogated under the most painful conditions by a Peluthian Mind Probe...


With apologies to Douglas Adams, Dr. Who, Arthur Conan Doyle, Hermann Hesse, Albert Einstein, Werner Heisenberg, and a host of others, not necessarily in that order. Oh, and special apologies to Franz Kafka.

About the so-called author:

Besides being a "so-called author," Greg Montego also purports to be a "consciousness engineer" who circles the globe like an orbiting electron, so you can never know who he is and where he is at the same time. But people say he has been observed in Cern, Switzerland, New York City, and surfing the big waves of Hawaii simultaneously. So what's up with that?

He holds advanced degrees in Lucid Looking and Paradox Peeking from the Institute of 20/20 Hindsight, but for some inexplicable reason has never been asked to speak at, or even attend, a TED Talk, a BETTY Babble, a CHARLIE Chat or even a GARY Gab.

Completely

Ridiculous and Pathetic.
A total waste of time and money. An insult to anyone with the ability to press the Stop button. You can be sure that I will be unlikely to try this author again.