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Narrated by:
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Thaddeus R R Boyd
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By:
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Adam Graham
About this listen
Kirk Picard Skywalker is an unemployed sci-fi fanatic who dreams of being abducted by aliens from outer space. One day his dreams come through and he's horrified to learn that the aliens are all too ordinary.
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