You Blew It!
An Awkward Look at the Many Ways in Which You've Already Ruined Your Life
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A hilarious examination of faux pas for fans of Allie Brosh's Hyperbole and a Half and Jenny Lawson's Let's Pretend This Never Happened.
Humankind is doomed. Especially you. It's already too late. From overstaying your welcome at a party to leaving passive-aggressive Post-its on your roommate's belongings to letting your date know the extent of the Internet reconnaissance you did on them - you're destined to embarrass yourself again and again. In You Blew It!, Josh Gondelman, comedian and cocreator of the Modern Seinfeld twitter account, teams up with Joe Berkowitz, an equally wry and ruthless social observer, to dissect a range of painfully hilarious faux pas. Breaking down the code violations of modern culture - particularly our fervent, ridiculous addiction to technology - Gondelman and Berkowitz will keep you laughing as they explore how social blunders are simply part of the mystery that is you.
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In the tradition of Cynthia Heimel and Chelsea Handler, and with the boisterous iconoclasm of Amy Sedaris, Julie Klausner's candid and funny debut I Don't Care about Your Band sheds light on the humiliations we endure to find love - and the lessons that can be culled from the wreckage. I Don't Care about Your Band posits that lately the worst guys to date are the ones who seem sensitive. It's the jerks in nice guy clothing, not the players in Ed Hardy, who break the hearts of modern girls.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Shopping for Men at the Wrong Mall
- De Pamela Harvey en 01-02-13
De: Julie Klausner
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Dear Girls Above Me
- Inspired by a True Story
- De: Charles McDowell
- Narrado por: Kirby Heyborne
- Duración: 8 h y 1 m
- Versión completa
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General4 out of 5 stars 78
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Narración:4 out of 5 stars 75
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Historia4 out of 5 stars 74
When Charlie McDowell began sharing his open letters to his noisy upstairs neighbors - two impossibly ditzy female roommates in their mid-twenties - on Twitter, his feed quickly went viral. His followers multiplied and he got the attention of everyone from celebrities to production studios to major media outlets such as Time and Glamour.
Now Dear Girls breaks out of the 140-character limit as Charlie imagines what would happen if he put the wisdom of the girls to the test.
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4 out of 5 stars
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An Enjoyable Listen
- De Elle W en 11-05-13
De: Charles McDowell
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A Practical Handbook for the Boyfriend
- De: Felicity Huffman, Patricia Wolff
- Narrado por: Shelly Frasier
- Duración: 4 h y 13 m
- Versión completa
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General4 out of 5 stars 119
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Narración:4 out of 5 stars 47
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Historia4 out of 5 stars 45
Most dating books are written for women - what a mistake that is. Women know how to date....It's men who need the help! At last: a blithe, bold, and bawdy guide to building a better boyfriend.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Can't Stop Laughing
- De Marshall en 06-13-07
De: Felicity Huffman, y otros
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It Takes Two
- Our Story
- De: Jonathan Scott, Drew Scott
- Narrado por: Drew Scott, Jonathan Scott
- Duración: 6 h y 4 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 905
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 818
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 818
It Takes Two: Our Story shares never-before-revealed tales of the Scott brothers' childhood and rise to fame - from starting their first business at seven years old and their years modeling and acting to their first house purchase at the impressive young age of 18. They soon found their true passion in life, combining their natural gifts for entertaining with the skills they learned from buying, renovating, and selling homes.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Not Worth the Time or $2.95
- De Sharlotte en 03-06-18
De: Jonathan Scott, y otros
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I Didn't Come Here to Make Friends
- Confessions of a Reality Show Villain
- De: Courtney Robertson, Deborah Baer
- Narrado por: Courtney Robertson
- Duración: 7 h y 2 m
- Versión completa
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General4 out of 5 stars 579
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Narración:4 out of 5 stars 515
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Historia4 out of 5 stars 512
Complete with stories, tips, tricks, and advice from your favorite Bachelor alumni, and filled with all the juicy details Courtney fans and foes alike want to know, I Didn't Come Here to Make Friends is a must-listen for every member of Bachelor nation.
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1 out of 5 stars
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I didn't come here to make friends
- De Carolyn en 06-10-15
De: Courtney Robertson, y otros
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The Wrong End of the Table
- A Mostly Comic Memoir of a Muslim Arab American Woman Just Trying to Fit In
- De: Ayser Salman, Reza Aslan - foreword
- Narrado por: Ayser Salman, Assaf Cohen
- Duración: 7 h y 35 m
- Versión completa
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General4 out of 5 stars 46
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 35
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Historia4 out of 5 stars 34
Part memoir and part how-not-to guide, The Wrong End of the Table is everything you wanted to know about Arabs but were afraid to ask, with chapters such as “Tattoos and Other National Security Risks,” “You Can’t Blame Everything on Your Period; Sometimes You’re Going to Be a Crazy Bitch: and Other Advice from Mom,” and even an open letter to Trump. This is the story of every American outsider on a path to find themselves in a country of beautiful diversity.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Not what I was looking for
- De Amazon Customer en 09-01-22
De: Ayser Salman, y otros
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Fairy Tale Interrupted
- A Memoir of Life, Love, and Loss
- De: RoseMarie Terenzio
- Narrado por: RoseMarie Terenzio
- Duración: 5 h y 39 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 296
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Narración:4 out of 5 stars 261
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 260
To everyone else, John F. Kennedy Jr. may have been American royalty, but to RoseMarie Terenzio, he was an entitled nuisance—and she wasn’t afraid to let him know it. RoseMarie was his personal assistant, his publicist, and one of his closest confidantes during the last five years of his life. In this, her first memoir, she bravely recounts her own fairy tale interrupted, describing the unlikely friendship between a blue-collar girl from the Bronx and John F. Kennedy Jr.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Mediocre read
- De Rachel en 05-28-12
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She Memes Well
- De: Quinta Brunson
- Narrado por: Quinta Brunson
- Duración: 8 h y 38 m
- Versión completa
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General5 out of 5 stars 887
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Narración:5 out of 5 stars 793
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Historia5 out of 5 stars 792
From comedian Quinta Brunson (creator and star of Abbott Elementary) comes a deeply personal and funny collection of essays about trying to make it when you're struggling, the importance of staying true to your roots, and how she's redefined humor online. In her debut essay collection, Quinta applies her trademark humor and heart to discuss what it was like to go from a girl who loved the World Wide Web to a girl whose face launched a thousand memes. This special Audible edition includes never-before-heard details about the making of Abbott Elementary.
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5 out of 5 stars
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That moment you know you’re a TEACHER…
- De chrissybrown en 09-19-22
De: Quinta Brunson
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30 Before 30
- How I Made a Mess of 20s, and You Can Too
- De: Marina Shifrin
- Narrado por: Marina Shifrin
- Duración: 6 h y 41 m
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 36
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 32
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 33
Something was nagging Marina Shifrin. As a freshly minted adult with student loan payments and a “real” job she hated that paid her enough to get by if she also worked two other jobs, something needed to change. Marina and her friend each made lists of 30 things they’d do before the age of 30. The first thing on Marina’s list was, “Quit My Shitty Job”. So she did, and just like that the List powered her through her twenties. Told with humor and heart, 30 Before 30 will entertain, motivate, and challenge listeners to get out of their comfort zones and live their best lives.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Inspiring read
- De Chris Gledhill en 12-18-18
De: Marina Shifrin
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Stories I'd Tell in Bars
- De: Jen Lancaster
- Narrado por: Jen Lancaster, John Fletcher
- Duración: 8 h y 27 m
- Versión completa
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General4 out of 5 stars 369
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 329
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Historia4 out of 5 stars 326
Unfiltered. Unapologetic. Older, but not wiser, Lancaster goes back to basics in this hilarious essay collection about everything from taking community policing classes to accidentally getting high with her waiter after a fancy dinner. These are the tales she'd tell if she met you in a bar... if she weren't too lazy to put on pants and go to a bar. Offering advice ranging from how to remain happily married to a man who refuses to blow his damn nose already to not creating An Incident at the cheese counter during an attempt at Whole30, she's you, only louder.
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2 out of 5 stars
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self absorbed
- De D D H en 06-15-19
De: Jen Lancaster
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Bare Bones
- I'm Not Lonely If You're Reading This Book
- De: Bobby Bones
- Narrado por: Bobby Bones
- Duración: 6 h y 24 m
- Versión completa
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General5 out of 5 stars 3,704
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Narración:5 out of 5 stars 3,282
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Historia5 out of 5 stars 3,267
Growing up poor in Mountain Pine, Arkansas, with a young, addicted mom, Bobby Estell fell in love with country music. Abandoned by his father at the age of five, Bobby saw the radio as his way out - a dream that came true in college when he went on air at the Henderson State University campus station broadcasting as Bobby Bones while simultaneously starting The Bobby Bones Show at 105.9 KLAZ.
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5 out of 5 stars
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A look inside the narcissist life of Bobby Bones.
- De Selena en 05-20-16
De: Bobby Bones
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You're Better than Me
- A Memoir
- De: Bonnie McFarlane
- Narrado por: Bonnie McFarlane, Alexander Cendese
- Duración: 7 h y 44 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 296
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 272
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 269
In the spirit of Mindy Kaling, Kelly Oxford, and Sarah Silverman, a compulsively listenable and outrageously funny memoir of growing up as a fish out of water, finding your voice, and embracing your inner crazy person from popular actress, writer, and comedian Bonnie McFarlane.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Sandy!!! She wrote a book...it's crazy, a book!!!
- De Jonathan Placek en 03-02-16
De: Bonnie McFarlane
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Has Anyone Seen My Pants?
- De: Sarah Colonna
- Narrado por: Sarah Colonna
- Duración: 6 h y 21 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 411
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 361
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 361
Has Anyone Seen My Pants? is a laugh-out-loud trip around America (and Mexico!) with Sarah as she braves crying in nail salons, mother-daughter road trips, Iowan casinos, and single-shaming resorts. From a fling-gone-wrong to friend breakups and a new romance, Sarah's signature wit and sharp observations take you on a journey at once so deviously funny and surprisingly compassionate that it might just steal your heart - not to mention your pants.
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2 out of 5 stars
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clearance shelf material
- De lisa martinez en 04-28-15
De: Sarah Colonna
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The Todd Glass Situation
- A Bunch of Lies about My Personal Life and a Bunch of True Stories about My 30-Year Career in Standup Comedy
- De: Todd Glass, Jonathan Grotenstein
- Narrado por: Oliver Wyman
- Duración: 6 h y 5 m
- Versión completa
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General4 out of 5 stars 68
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Narración:4 out of 5 stars 59
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Historia4 out of 5 stars 59
Growing up in a Philadelphia suburb in the 1970s was an easy life. Well, easy as long as you didn't have dyslexia or ADD, or were a Jew. And once you added gay into the mix, life became more difficult. So Todd Glass decided to hide the gay part, no matter how comic, tragic, or comically tragic the results. Now, Todd has written an open, honest, and hilarious memoir in an effort to help everyone - young and old, gay and straight - breathe a little more freely.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Worth It
- De Heather en 11-17-14
De: Todd Glass, y otros
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Ask Wendy
- De: Wendy Williams
- Narrado por: Wendy Williams
- Duración: 5 h y 4 m
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 110
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 99
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Historia4 out of 5 stars 97
On TV, Wendy only has a few minutes to respond to each audience member, but in Ask Wendy she goes deeper, answering questions sourced from viewers across the country. No question is off-limits and no situation is too outrageous for her to take on. Wendy shoots straight from those womanly hips of hers to help you manage all the crazy that comes into your life - keepin' it real by drawing on the personal experiences that have shaped her unique perspective.
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5 out of 5 stars
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HIlarious
- De Shelley Thomas-Robinson en 10-24-17
De: Wendy Williams
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Off with My Head
- The Definitive Basic B*tch Handbook to Surviving Rock Bottom
- De: Stassi Schroeder
- Narrado por: Stassi Schroeder
- Duración: 7 h y 14 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 1,216
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 1,050
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 1,046
The year 2020 was going to be the best year of Stassi’s life. Besides getting engaged and feeling like she was on top of the world career-wise, she bought her first house and was planning her dream Italian wedding. The future showed so much freaking promise—until it all went to hell. Stassi may not be perfect—she may have made some (major) mistakes—but she does feel like she has some insight (and plenty of hilarious tales) about getting knocked up, called out, and learning from what went wrong.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Really Wanted to Like This, But...
- De Cathie en 08-09-23
De: Stassi Schroeder
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The Unspeakable
- And Other Subjects of Discussion
- De: Meghan Daum
- Narrado por: Meghan Daum
- Duración: 6 h y 48 m
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General4 out of 5 stars 120
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 102
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Historia4 out of 5 stars 102
It's a report tempered by hard times. In "Matricide", Daum unflinchingly describes a parent's death and the uncomfortable emotions it provokes; and in "Diary of a Coma" she relates her own journey to the twilight of the mind. But Daum also operates in a comic register. With perfect precision, she reveals the absurdities of the marriage-industrial complex, of the New Age dating market, and of the peculiar habits of the young and digital.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Complaining about her dead mom.
- De Erik Hermansen en 11-23-14
De: Meghan Daum
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I Can Barely Take Care of Myself
- Tales from a Happy Life Without Kids
- De: Jen Kirkman
- Narrado por: Jen Kirkman
- Duración: 6 h y 20 m
- Versión completa
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General4 out of 5 stars 538
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 487
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Historia4 out of 5 stars 488
"You'll change your mind." That's what everyone says to Jen Kirkman - and countless women like her - when she confesses she doesn't plan to have children. But you know what? It's hard enough to be an adult. You have to dress yourself and pay bills and remember to buy birthday gifts. You have to drive and get annual physicals and tip for good service. Some adults take on the added burden of caring for a tiny human being with no language skills or bladder control.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Funny. Not fall down laughing funny, but funny
- De david en 05-22-13
De: Jen Kirkman