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Christopher Weyant
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Michael Crouch
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Emily Eiden
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Two fuzzy creatures can't agree on who is small and who is big, until a couple of surprise guests show up, settling it once and for all! An original and very funny story about size - it all depends on who's standing next to you.
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- MM
- 03-24-22
terrible for audio
there's no pictures to follow along nor an attached pdf so you aren't able to see what's going on. Many children's books can be narrated with no pictures however this is NOT one of them. without pics it's hard to follow.
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- AmazonNotSoSecretShopper916
- 09-15-18
No pictures to follow
I enjoy giving my children the opportunity to see the story unfold as they listen. This book has only the cover to view while listening.
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- Shawn
- 01-17-18
Not a good Audible choice
Listening to this book is fairly pointless without the illustrations which are meant to accompany it. Poor choice for an Audible title.
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- Anonymous User
- 12-03-22
My life is very interesting about dr seuss
I love it when I read the book while listening. when I was in Grammer school, I love listening stories a lot. it makes me feel better when I read it all the time. But my curiosity, I'm interested of other books. I've never read it before in my whole life. That's how it goes.
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