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What a Hell We Would Make
- A Vampire Slaying Novel (The Immortal Dracula Series, Book 4)
- Narrated by: Robin W Bloodworth
- Length: 14 hrs and 25 mins
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Publisher's summary
It’s said that darkness is deepest before morning… yet if the evil that now holds Potter’s Neck in its talons isn’t stopped… sunrise promises to dawn blood-red…
Both Vince and Veronica have disappeared, taken by two different vampire factions in their bid for ultimate power. Now, without Dracula’s strength or guidance, his allies must scramble to locate their missing comrades and stop Van Helsing and his allies before all is lost. It’s a race to create the Philosopher’s Stone now… and whomever wins shall receive the trophy of complete world domination.
Vince and Veronica are thrust into a psychic journey to learn how all the vampires in Potter’s Neck are connected. Triska and Father Patty are joined by a new arrival whose power is as great as their own… and she’s hell-bent on sending Van Helsing a deadly message… return Vlad or endure unimaginable suffering. General Potter and his allies crouch in darkness, plotting to seize power at the right moment… and a mysterious new arrival in town may hold the key to the entire puzzle in his addled memory.
Blood flows and fangs glisten in this exciting conclusion to an adventure that has twisted its way across six centuries! Will Dracula prevail and preserve the world or will his enemies consolidate their power and finally destroy the mighty Prince of Wallachia!
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