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Kari Lynn M.
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Kari Lynn M.
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What would you do if you found a freshly deceased body in the middle of the woods during a routine community litter pick-up party? What about if your teacher crush-slash-field trip leader suddenly passed out at the wheel of a school bus while driving a herd of terribly unruly middle school students to an art museum for what should have been a day of summer school enjoyment?
Well, Emma Lenford knows exactly what to do in these dire situations. She has to do the good, righteous, moral thing...whatever that is. And, perhaps, if she does at least 10 good, righteous, and moral things, then maybe her unlucky life will start to turn around. Because battling good against evil always works out in the favor of good, doesn’t it?
Emma Lenford is truly the unluckiest 17-year-old on the planet. But she keeps her sense of humor through this series of seriously ill-fated situations. Her life is basically a sitcom where one traumatic thing after another befalls her, and it's all out of her control. She's constantly kidnapped, held at gunpoint, and even arrested for things she honestly didn't even do.
Follow Emma in the third book that shows us all that, well, it could always definitely get worse, and figure out the answer to the age-old question: “What would Emma Lenford do?”
©2022 Kari Lynn M. (P)2023 Kari Lynn M.Listeners also enjoyed...
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