Vampires Never Get Old
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Thirsty for fresh blood? Sink your teeth into vampire stories from young adult fiction's leading voices.
In this delicious new collection edited by Zoraida Córdova and Natalie C. Parker, you’ll find stories about the lurking vampires of social media, the rebellious vampires hungry for more than just blood, the eager vampires coming out - and going out for their first kill - and other bold, breathtaking, dangerous, dreamy, eerie, iconic, powerful creatures of the night.
Welcome to the evolution of the vampire - and a revolution on the page. Vampires Never Get Old includes stories by authors both best-selling and acclaimed, including Samira Ahmed, Dhonielle Clayton, Zoraida Córdova and Natalie C. Parker, Tessa Gratton, Heidi Heilig, Julie Murphy, Mark Oshiro, Rebecca Roanhorse, Laura Ruby, V. E. Schwab, and Kayla Whaley.
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2 out of 5 stars
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5 out of 5 stars
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5 out of 5 stars
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Freaking Brilliant!
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A sweet taste
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