Vampires Don't Suck
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Juliann Whicker
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One mystery, one romance, and a fire-belching bulldog.
In the heart of Singsong City, a retired assassin seeks refuge among the shelves of her beloved library. But when a familiar face from her past resurfaces, she is drawn back into a world of danger and deceit. With the help of an unlikely ally, she must unravel the mysteries of her own past before they consume her future. Will she find peace in the quiet of the stacks, or will the shadows of her past drag her back into the fray?
Vampires Don’t Suck is the first book in the Singsong City series. It is a standalone paranormal romantic comedy featuring elves, werewolves, witches, vampires, and angel assassins. It is packed with puns, battles, and a sweet, slow burn romance between an oblivious librarian assassin and the brilliant deadly vampire who rules the undercity with an iron grip. Also sushi.
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- By bluestatereader on 07-07-16
By: Jessie Donovan
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Wandering Queen
- Lost Fae Series, Book 1
- By: May Dawson
- Narrated by: Alexandre Steele, Anastasia Watley
- Length: 11 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 78
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 72
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 72
One minute, I'm just an innocent, brave, beautiful young woman chasing down an evil vampire. The next, three sexy Fae jerks abduct me from my life of slaying vamps and saving puppies.
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4 out of 5 stars
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No choosing
- By Belinda Hodges on 10-13-24
By: May Dawson
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Escape of the Fae
- Poison Penitentiary, Book 1
- By: Taylor Spratt
- Narrated by: Avery Reid, Aiden Snow
- Length: 10 hrs
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 110
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 105
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 104
The name's Jesy Gilchrest, and I'm nobody's fairy princess. I'm a cage fighter, pack leader, and all around badass Alpha Fae. They say I've got a little impulse control problem, and they're right about that. I robbed the Vampire King's castle, and it got me thrown into Poison Penitentiary, home of the most bloodthirsty creatures in the Magical Sect. A dark secret haunts this place, clinging to the air like a disease, and in here, everything goes bump in the night. I'm not worried though. Because I may be crazy, but I'm not stupid. I got caught for a reason.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Escape of the Fae
- By Gabriel Owen on 01-15-21
By: Taylor Spratt
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Fated to the Wolf Prince
- The Hunted Omegas, Book 1
- By: April L. Moon
- Narrated by: Stella Rose, Jack Hesperus
- Length: 9 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 69
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 65
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Story4 out of 5 stars 65
I'm a doctor and a researcher. My pack is small, in a quiet part of central Texas. It's a simple existence, and I like it that way. It's just me and my two besties, living our best single lives. That is until the mandate comes. Every unmated wolf in the entire world called to one place. I'm a psi, the weakest designation there is. I can barely shift, and there's no chance of me getting matched—only humiliated. It can't get worse—until it does. I've barely made it off the bus when I lock eyes with the hottest wolf I've ever seen, and he reeks of power.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Great Narration and Book!
- By Allison on 11-04-24
By: April L. Moon
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Magical Midlife Madness
- Leveling Up
- By: K.F. Breene
- Narrated by: Nicole Poole
- Length: 7 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 5,121
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 4,590
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 4,573
"Happily Ever After" wasn't supposed to come with a do-over option. But when my husband of 20 years packs up and heads for greener pastures, and my son heads away to college, that's exactly what my midlife becomes. A do-over. This time, though, I plan to do things differently. Age is just a number, after all, and at 40 I'm ready to carve my own path. Eager for a fresh start, I make a somewhat unorthodox decision and move to a tiny town in the Sierra foothills.
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5 out of 5 stars
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NOoOOooo! It's Over
- By Taryn Sikes on 02-29-20
By: K.F. Breene
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Flirting with Monsters
- The Complete Series
- By: Eva Chase
- Narrated by: Vanessa Moyen, Aiden Snow
- Length: 33 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,354
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,230
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,228
I make a living out of screwing over the jerks who capture and torment supernatural beasties. But when I free a bunch of particularly powerful monsters from their cages, I'm not counting on them following me home like lost puppies - stunningly hot lost puppies, but still. These manly monsters are determined to repay me for my help, and they won't get out of my apartment, until they're satisfied we're even. There's something to be said for allies so devoted they'll tear off heads and shred souls on your behalf. I'm all for joining forces.
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5 out of 5 stars
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One of my favorites RH series!
- By AlliTheBookWyrm on 03-02-22
By: Eva Chase
What listeners say about Vampires Don't Suck
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- Allie
- 12-03-24
Cozy, cute, funny and safe for work
The AI narrator was kind of funny. The beginning of every chapter jolted me back into real life. other than that, the story was hilarious and well written. It's a perfect listen while I'm on night shift because there are no s*x scenes. I enjoy all of the characters and I'm very interested in the world. Very fun listen.
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Overall4 out of 5 stars
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- CandaceElaine72
- 05-08-24
Funtastic story
This was a single point of view, paranormal, mystery, political intrigue with a dash of comedy. FMC a feisty, strong willed quick to throw a death rune and/or crayon at any moment.
MMC The scholar vampire, protector/ ruler of his domain,That happens to be the sweetest most forgiving monster to ever monster.
So much adventure and even more Sushi (I love the comedic relief that sushi brought to the story)
Highly Recommend
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Overall3 out of 5 stars
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- Randy D Shelton
- 04-29-24
virtual narrator
the virtual narrator was hard to follow. all the characters sounded the same. the storyline was not my favorite.
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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Story5 out of 5 stars
- Naomi G
- 04-09-24
Great storytelling
Enjoyed this and look forward to more.
The AI narration was one of the better ones I’ve listened to… real narrator(s) would have been better.
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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- C BARON-HOLDORF
- 04-13-24
The complexity of the storyline was a delightful surprise
Stumbled across this, thinking that due to the story summary that it would end up being a bit of fluff to fall asleep to. Happy to report that I was very wrong. This author is a world builder. Anyone wanting to walk through an intelligent and inventive new adventure should not skip this one.
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Overall4 out of 5 stars
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Performance3 out of 5 stars
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Story4 out of 5 stars
- Jamie
- 04-21-24
Good story but the virtual voice isn't perfect yet.
The virtual voice isn't bad but it does lack a bit of depth and enthusiasm that you get from a good narrator. Also there is a weird break when it reads out the chapter numbers that is slightly off-putting.
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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- Anonymous User
- 07-12-24
love it so far
I love it so far there is apparently two more books one about a gargoyle and one about an amnesiac I guess either way enjoying it also bittersweet the other book from this author
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Overall3 out of 5 stars
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- Marisa Fry
- 07-23-24
Virtual voice sucks
The story was fun, and I’m happy I got to listen to it. But I hope they hire a real person to do it and this was just a placeholder. Hell, I’ll read it for free. The fun of audiobooks is the acting and intonation. The usefulness is being able to listen when driving or doing chores. This was just like, drinking Soylent. I got my nutrition (a story I wanted), but it wasn’t enjoyable.
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Overall4 out of 5 stars
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Performance2 out of 5 stars
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- Donna Willis
- 04-20-24
Great story!
I really loved the storyline. It has interesting characters and a good plot. The virtual voice was about the equivalent of having Alexa read to you.
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Overall3 out of 5 stars
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- Kindle Customer
- 08-08-24
Horrible Narration
The narration was horrible. It was delivered in a monotone which is typical for AI. But to make it worse, there was little to no variation in the different character's voices making it hard to determine who was speaking.
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