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RPG'd Earth, Book 3
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Rebecca Woods
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Vegas, a city where vice rules, and even the apocalypse can't change that.
Join Jason and his party as they push from the outskirts of Las Vegas and into the center where demons rule. Will he root the evil out, be run out of town, or worse, end up as a meal for one of the many types of demons that seem to just want to indulge in their vices? What dangers besides demons and undead hide in the city or the wasteland surrounding it and if he survives them where will Jason go next?
Meanwhile, Caitlin has escaped Greece and made her way to Italy where she will meet some possible new allies. Will she decide that she wishes to settle there with her new friends or move on once more? What new situations will she and Onibi find themselves in during this part of their adventure?
Find out about this and more in the latest installment of RPG'd Earth, a postapocalyptic LitRPG story. Where the world is now governed by laws more at home in a tabletop RPG, with deities playing a game of their own while we poor mortals are just trying to survive. Also once more, this story will contain bigamy but no harem and all scenes that involve bedroom activities fade to black.
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