Total Idiot Reviews with Chris Dabbs

By: Pete Sortwell

Narrated by: Chris Dabbs

A four-book bundle!

The Village Idiot Reviews - Every village has an idiot, we know that, but what if there was a village full of them? It wouldn't be the best place to take a windy walk, would it? Furthermore, what if all those idiots suddenly found the joys of online shopping and started reviewing everything they bought? Well, "What if" no more. Here is The Village Idiot Reviews.

More Village Idiot Reviews: It's been a year since their last outing. Brian, Ethel, and Father Frederick are back with more village idiocy. Frederick has injured his nipples in a vicious moped accident whilst on his honeymoon and no longer feels like a man. He's taken up the drink again and is making people's lives a misery with his antics again. He can't work out why strange men keep following him while he's out drink-driving, though. Brian's concentrating on getting through married life while trying to find a hobby that doesn't hurt. His cousin Jeff (from The Office Idiot Reviews) has moved in for the summer and is on hand to help Brian with his assertiveness when he is bullied by the local biker, Jock. Written entirely in the form of product reviews, we guarantee you've never listened to a book quite like this before. (Unless you listened to the first one.) Hilarious and wholly original, More Village Idiot Reviews introduces the most bonkers set of countryside dwellers you've ever had the pleasure of meeting.

The Office Idiot Reviews - There are all sorts of idiots we have to work with every day. Every office has them. Fortunately for most of us idiots in the work place are few and far between. However, Hogsbottom Plugs, "the home of bath plugs" has a higher concentrate than other work places, from the MD down to the cleaner, they’re all idiots.

More Office Idiot Reviews: It's been just over a year since we last visited Hogsbottom plugs, and there's been lots of change. Jeff no longer has an obsession with Westlife or The Jackson Five, Hogsbottom has brought in a lawyer with a height complex and a dodgy bowel to help him sell the company, so he can leave his wife and live the life of Riley with his mistress, who is also Jeff's mother. The question is: will Hogsbottom be able to get the sale though without Jeff finding out and ruining the future for everyone? With fire alarms going off on a daily basis, strange items being thrown across the office and burning mattresses falling from the top floor, join all the idiots from the office as they bumble their way through another year of office idiocy.

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