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This Book Is Banned
- Narrated by: Raj Haldar
- Length: 7 mins
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Publisher's summary
Banning books is downright dangerous—and if you manage to make it to the end of this book, you might just find out why.
From #1 New York Times bestselling author of P Is for Pterodactyl Raj Haldar comes a hilarious and thoughtful new picture book, adapted for audio, that underscores the importance of the fight against censorship in schools and libraries across the country.
This is a book about dinosaurs. No it's not. Dinosaurs are not allowed.
Oh. This is now a book about avocados! Sorry. We deleted those too.
FINE. This book is about—nope! Forbidden! BANNED!
Maybe you shouldn't even try exploring this book...But what could possibly be inside?
Discover just what happens when we aren't allowed to freely share and explore ideas with this funny, self-referential picture book romp that kids (and grown-ups) will want to listen to over and over again.
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