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Jerry Bradshaw
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Mark Roeder
About this listen
Draven is a football jock. He’s handsome and fit. He’s also a complete jerk and loves to torment boys like Cordova and make their lives miserable.
Cordova is a sweet kid. He’s a nerd. He’s a little pudgy, has terrible acne, and zero friends. The only bright spot in his life is his family. He’s miserable at school and guys like Draven only make it worse.
Draven torments Cordova once too often and awakens to a nightmare. He’s trapped inside Cordova’s pathetic body while Cordova is walking around the school in his studly form. The nightmare becomes even worse when Draven realizes he’s not dreaming and has only one slim chance of getting his old life back. If he fails, he will be stuck in Cordova’s body and life forever.
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Jazz Bashara is a criminal. Well, sort of. Life on Artemis, the first and only city on the moon, is tough if you're not a rich tourist or an eccentric billionaire. So smuggling in the occasional harmless bit of contraband barely counts, right? Not when you've got debts to pay and your job as a porter barely covers the rent. Everything changes when Jazz sees the chance to commit the perfect crime, with a reward too lucrative to turn down.
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3 out of 5 stars
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A ferrari with no motor
- By will on 11-18-17
By: Andy Weir
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Temporal
- By: Julian Simpson, Richard MacLean Smith, Bec Boey, and others
- Narrated by: Nicola Walker, Sanjeev Bhaskar, Jessie Mei Li, and others
- Length: 4 hrs and 26 mins
- Original Recording
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 2,037
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Story4 out of 5 stars 1,988
In the not-too-distant future, a 21-member crew launches from Earth. Their mission: to establish a temporary colony on Mars. Little do they know that colony will become permanent–and the last stand of the human race. Because, without warning, every single person left on Earth simply...vanishes. Now, a thousand years later, the resources needed to sustain life are running out, and the very existence of the Mars colony is threatened. Humankind has only one option–to return to its home planet.
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3 out of 5 stars
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It was ok.
- By Cregg Terasa on 08-06-24
By: Julian Simpson, and others
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- Phoenix Nimitz
- 12-20-23
Freaky Friday
If you have seen the Disney movie, "Freaky Friday" to where the mom becomes the daughter and visa versa. This book is almost like that, except in involves teenage boys!
The story is good, great narration, And it's the 3rd generation of the orginal Vernoa boys. Cant wait til the next book.
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- Kindle Customer
- 02-21-24
They were a sweet couple
I liked the book it just was so innocent. I didn’t realize they were in middle school. Hopefully the next story takes place in high school.
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