The Vampire Shrink
Kismet Knight, Vampire Psychologist, Book #1
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Kate Rudd
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Lynda Hilburn
About this listen
The Vampire Shrink is a spicy paranormal women's fiction novel with humor, romance, metaphysics, and mystery/suspense.
Vampires don't exist...do they?
Kismet Knight, a brainy Denver-based psychologist with a stalled career and a nonexistent love life, is about to have her world rocked. Not only does her newest client, Midnight, long to become a vampire, but the teenager insists that a coven of the undead hangs out at a local Goth club. The always-rational Kismet dismisses Midnight's claims as the delusions of an attention-starved girl - until bodies start turning up drained of blood, and the self-proclaimed "hottest" vampire ever to walk the face of the earth enters her office.
What's real? What's not? As inexplicable events and romantic opportunities pile up, along with the corpses, Kismet finds herself in a whirlwind of passion, mystery, and danger. But this tough and funny heroine - who doesn't do "damsel in distress" - is about to turn the vampire-meets-girl convention on its head.
A sizzlingly, sexy, contemporary fantasy sure to feed the hunger of ravenous, vampire-loving fans.
"Lynda Hilburn creates a fascinating world; wicked and sexy!" (Kerrelyn Sparks, New York Times best-selling author)
"A good choice for the ever-demanding aficionados of vampire fiction." (Library Journal)
"A great blend of humor, horror, and quirky mystery. " (Jennifer Armintrout, best-selling author)
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Story4 out of 5 stars 1,131
So what if he's a bit older and usually regards a human female as dinner, not a dinner date? Yes, Roman Draganesti is a vampire, but a vampire who lost one of his fangs sinking his teeth into something he shouldn't have. Now he has one night to find a dentist before his natural healing abilities close the wound, leaving him a lopsided eater for all eternity. Things aren't going well for Shanna Whelan either... After witnessing a gruesome murder by the Russian mafia, she's next on their hit list. And her career as a dentist appears to be on a downward spiral because she's afraid of blood.
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2 out of 5 stars
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God's Blood these vampires are elf-like
- By Wrightaway on 04-28-11
By: Kerrelyn Sparks
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Undercover Magic Vol. 1
- Books 1-3 (The Danger Universe)
- By: Meg Anne
- Narrated by: Shane East, Stella Hunter
- Length: 26 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 35
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 35
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 35
Lina wants the one thing a ghost can’t have. To be touched. When she’s given the opportunity to rejoin the world of the living and experience exactly that, the muscle-bound immortal warrior with icy blue eyes is just what the doctor ordered.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Great banter!
- By Miya on 02-05-24
By: Meg Anne
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A Girl's Guide to Vampires
- By: Katie MacAlister
- Narrated by: Karen White
- Length: 13 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 443
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 411
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Story4 out of 5 stars 410
Joy Randall's Top-five tips for vampire hunters: Location, location, location. Vampires won't be caught dead (ha!) in places like discos, 10-minute lube shops, or Switzerland. Remember, if you wouldn't be there, neither would a bloodsucker. Trust your eyes. You know the handsome, annoyingly arrogant, self-assured man in the shadows with long hair and a cleft in his chin? He's your vampire. No matter how tempting it might be, do not "accidentally" acquire a paper cut on your finger and suggest your vampire kiss it to make it better....
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2 out of 5 stars
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Female lead too stupid to live
- By Jessica on 02-04-13
By: Katie MacAlister
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Ever Strange
- By: Alisa Woods
- Narrated by: Lance Greenfield, Brooke Hayden
- Length: 7 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 213
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 190
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 189
Ever Strange is the first book in a new paranormal romantic suspense series from best-selling romance author Alisa Woods. The first three books in the series follow the three Strange sisters, each powerful witches in an influential magickal family embroiled in a mysterious plot to change everything about the magickal world.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Could not finish
- By Denimone on 06-09-19
By: Alisa Woods
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The Wolf at the Door
- The Big Bad Wolf Series, Book 1
- By: Charlie Adhara
- Narrated by: Erik Bloomquist
- Length: 8 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 520
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 478
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 478
Hunting for big bad wolves was never part of Agent Cooper Dayton's plan, but a werewolf attack lands him in the carefully guarded Bureau of Special Investigations. A new case comes with a new partner: ruggedly sexy werewolf Oliver Park. Park is an agent of The Trust, a werewolf oversight organization working to ease escalating tensions with the BSI. But as far as Cooper's concerned, it's failing. As they investigate a series of mysterious deaths unlike anything they've seen, every bone in Cooper's body is suspicious of his new partner....
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1 out of 5 stars
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TERRIBLE MONOTONE NARRATOR
- By 🎧📚 addict📚🎧 on 11-07-19
By: Charlie Adhara
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All Fired Up
- Ashes and Dust Series, Book 1
- By: Jenn Burke
- Narrated by: Tim Paige
- Length: 7 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 114
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 106
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 106
Vampire and private investigator Evan Fournier isn't supposed to be taking on paranormal cases, but when the murderer hits close to home, he agrees to look into it. The last thing he expects is to become a target himself - and then to become irrevocably bonded to the man who just tried to kill him. With his memory gone and his soul bonded to a stranger, former firefighter Colin Zhang wants to be anywhere else. He doesn't have a damn clue why he just tried to kill Evan. Every time either of them tries to leave, pure agony stops them short.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Excellent Emotional Development!
- By Krystal on 08-05-24
By: Jenn Burke
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Goddess with a Blade
- By: Lauren Dane
- Narrated by: Eve Bianco
- Length: 8 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 410
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 364
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Story4 out of 5 stars 364
Rowan Summerwaite is no ordinary woman. Physical vessel to the Celtic goddess Brigid and raised by the leader of the Vampire Nation, she's a supercharged hunter with the power to slay any vampire who violates the age-old treaty. A recent string of murders has her at odds with Las Vegas's new Scion, the arrogant and powerful Clive Stewart. The killings have the mark of Vampire all over them, and Rowan warns Clive to keep his people in line - or she'll mete out her own brand of justice.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Average
- By Leesa on 03-26-13
By: Lauren Dane
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Insidious
- The Marked Mage Chronicles, Book 1
- By: Victoria Evers
- Narrated by: Jennifer O'Donnell
- Length: 14 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 718
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 662
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 663
Since moving to Mystic Harbor, Maine, I've made it my life's mission to avoid Reese Blackburn at all costs. Sure, he has cheekbones that could cut glass, not to mention bedroom eyes that could melt any girl into a puddle on the floor. Too bad that doesn't change the fact he's completely stab-worthy. When a fun night out on the town turns deadly, I quickly discover the quaint little hamlet of Mystic Harbor houses more than sandy beaches and adorable B&Bs. Beneath the New England charm rests a world where shifters, demons, vampires, and angelic hunters all vie for power.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Awesome series start!!
- By Leyla on 10-24-17
By: Victoria Evers
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Investigation, Mediation, Vindication
- The Many Travails of John Smith, Book 1
- By: Chris Tullbane
- Narrated by: Joel Richards
- Length: 11 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 59
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 51
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 51
"Investigation, Mediation, Vindication." That's how the Yellow Pages ad starts, and if it sounds like the sort of thing a drunk teenager might come up with . . . well, you'd only be wrong about the teenager part. John Smith owns San Diego's smallest private investigation firm, but he doesn't know the first thing about mediation. Or vindication.
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5 out of 5 stars
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What a surprise find
- By nightmare on 09-29-23
By: Chris Tullbane
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Kade's Dark Embrace
- Immortals of New Orleans, Book 1
- By: Kym Grosso
- Narrated by: Ryan West
- Length: 8 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 2,654
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 2,470
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Story4 out of 5 stars 2,464
After a series of girls are ritualistically murdered on the cold streets of Philadelphia, seasoned detective, Sydney Willows, is forced to work with sexy, alpha vampire, Kade Issacson. While working the case, Sydney finds herself inexplicably drawn to Kade, fighting the passion she feels towards him. Kade, determined to solve the case and mete out justice, is captivated by the independent, fiery detective.
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2 out of 5 stars
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HATE the heroine
- By Terri F on 12-30-14
By: Kym Grosso
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The Daily Struggles of an Immortal: A Superhero Adventure
- Immortal Supers, Book 1
- By: Kurtis Eckstein
- Narrated by: Christopher Boucher
- Length: 9 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,191
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,074
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,072
In a world where almost everyone has a superpower, Sam Archer finds himself with one of the most useless abilities of all - immortality. Sure, he can’t die, but he sure as hell can’t fight back either. If anything, the incapacity to die has turned out to be a hassle for Sam, with ridiculous requests for obnoxious favors being a primary concern. However, his coworker Lily Dodson is about to make his life a lot more interesting with her unique proposal. Warning: This book contains adult content that may not be suitable for all audiences.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Fun story, bad final words
- By Scott on 03-19-19
By: Kurtis Eckstein
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To Kill a Warlock
- Dulcie O'Neil, Book 1
- By: H. P. Mallory
- Narrated by: Therese Plummer
- Length: 7 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 774
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 705
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Story4 out of 5 stars 701
Dulcie O’Neil is a fairy. And not the type to frolic in gardens. She’s a Regulator - a law-enforcement agent who monitors the creatures of the Netherworld to keep them from wreaking havoc in the mortal world. When a warlock is murdered and Dulcie was the last person to see him alive, she must uncover the truth before she’s either deported back to the Netherworld, or she becomes the next victim. Enter Knight Vander, a sinfully attractive investigator sent from the Netherworld to work the case with Dulcie.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Engaging, but sometimes frustrating
- By Jeanne on 09-17-12
By: H. P. Mallory
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Heart of Stone
- The Negotiator Trilogy, Book 1
- By: C. E. Murphy
- Narrated by: Eve Bianco
- Length: 13 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 1,127
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 645
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Story4 out of 5 stars 641
Okay, so jogging through Central Park after midnight wasn't a bright idea. But Margrit Knight never thought she'd encounter a dark new world filled with magical beings, not to mention a dying woman and a mysterious stranger with blood on his hands. Her logical, lawyer instincts told her it couldn't all be real, but she could hardly deny what she'd seen...and touched.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Her best by far
- By Amazon Customer on 11-08-07
By: C. E. Murphy
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Guarding Evelyn
- By: Erin Zak
- Narrated by: Lula Larkin
- Length: 10 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 74
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 66
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 66
After an unfortunate incident and a forced leave of absence from the Secret Service, Arden Ryan is moving back to Chicago where she can get over her failures in the comfort of her childhood home.
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5 out of 5 stars
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The book itself was amazing ..
- By Marquie on 02-10-23
By: Erin Zak
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Santori
- By: Maris Black
- Narrated by: J.F. Harding
- Length: 7 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 499
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 474
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 471
Michael Kage Santori has just inherited a thriving hotel and millions of dollars. He’s poised to become an MMA champion. Things couldn’t be better between him and his college boy lover, Jamie Atwood - especially in the bedroom, where Jamie is more than eager to let Kage take out his aggressions on him. Kage seems to have it all, but success and happiness have come at a steep price. After all of the childhood trauma he endured at the hands of his controlling uncle, Peter Santori, it’s a miracle Kage has any shred of sanity left. And now, because of him, Jamie is a murderer.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Oddly constructed but compelling serial installment
- By Cranky Reader on 04-13-19
By: Maris Black
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Taken by the Vampire King
- A Paranormal Vampire Romance (Baton Rouge Vampire, Book 1)
- By: Roxie Ray, Lindsey Devin
- Narrated by: Kai Kennicott, Wen Ross
- Length: 7 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 185
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 174
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 174
The deal is simple: spend a month with a mysterious billionaire who is the owner of Louisiana’s La Petite Mort Casino, and he’ll forget my father’s gambling debts. If it means saving our family home and business, I’ll do anything. With his strong, sexy, take charge arrogance, Nicolas Dupont is a mystery to me. But it doesn’t matter how hot he is. This is purely a business arrangement. Nic can have any woman he wants and it makes no sense that he'd be interested in a virgin like me. I’m certainly not about to fall for a guy who thinks he can own me.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Waste of time
- By Susan Hopkins on 10-11-21
By: Roxie Ray, and others
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- 03-20-21
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This series is so much fun. Lynda Hilburn adds a huge amount of authenticity to the psychiatrist character Kismet. It's a well written story that has a great time playing with sexy spooky characters, and puts a playful spin on the a usually serious genre. this book always puts me in a great mood. highly recommend!
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- Rebecca
- 02-23-21
Could have been great...
This could have been a great start to the series but the narration was a bit wooden and stilted and story was lacking. The characters felt very 2 dimensional and I didn't feel any connection to them. the premis of the story is great but it just didn't unfold into its potential....a bit young adult and superficial for me.
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