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The Most Complete Volume of Vampire Tales Ever Published
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The Vampire Archives is the biggest, hungriest, undeadliest collection of vampire stories, as well as the most comprehensive bibliography of vampire fiction ever assembled. Dark, stormy, and delicious, once it sinks its teeth into you there’s no escape.
Vampires! Whether imagined by Bram Stoker or Anne Rice, they are part of the human lexicon and as old as blood itself. They are your neighbors, your friends, and they are always lurking. Now Otto Penzler—editor of the best-selling Black Lizard Big Book of Pulps—has compiled the darkest, the scariest, and by far the most evil collection of vampire stories ever, with over 80 stories, including the works of Stephen King and D. H. Lawrence, alongside Lord Byron and Tanith Lee, not to mention Edgar Allan Poe and Harlan Ellison. The Vampire Archives will drive a stake through the heart of any other collection out there.
Other contributors include Arthur Conan Doyle, Ray Bradbury, Ambrose Bierce, H. P. Lovecraft, Harlan Ellison, Roger Zelazny, Robert Bloch, and Clive Barker.
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Tails of Wonder and Imagination
- By: Stephen King, Joyce Carol Oates, Susanna Clarke, and others
- Narrated by: Teresa DeBerry, Jeremy Arthur, Cynthia Barrett
- Length: 25 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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What is it about the cat that captivates the creative imagination? No other creature has inspired so many authors to take pen to page. Mystery, horror, science fiction, and fantasy stories have all been written about cats.
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Should be subtitled: "For People Who Hate Cats"
- By Anonymous User on 08-12-18
By: Stephen King, and others
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Sacrament
- By: Clive Barker
- Narrated by: Chris MacDonnell
- Length: 20 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
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Will Rabjohns, perhaps the most famous wildlife photographer in the world, has made his reputation chronicling the fates of endangered species. But after a terrible accident, Will is left in a coma. And in its depths, he revisits the wildernesses of his youth and relives his life with a mysterious couple who have influenced his life as an artist and a man. When Will awakens, he sets out on a journey of self-discovery - one where he will penetrate the ultimate mystery and finally unlock the secret of his destiny. Soaring, provocative and passionate, Sacrament is a masterwork from the pen of one of today's most acclaimed authors.
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Great Adventure, and what an ending..
- By Anonymous User on 07-24-14
By: Clive Barker
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The Big Book of Espionage
- Big Book Series
- By: Otto Penzler
- Narrated by: Piper Goodeve, Daniel Thomas May, Alex Wyndham
- Length: 47 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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Edgar Award-winning editor Otto Penzler is back with a new anthology that has gathered the intel on the world's greatest secret agents, declassified here for the first time.
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What a great bunch of stories.
- By Anonymous User on 01-15-22
By: Otto Penzler
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Coldheart Canyon
- A Hollywood Ghost Story
- By: Clive Barker
- Narrated by: Frank Muller
- Length: 21 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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Hollywood has made a star of Todd Pickett. But time is catching up with him. After plastic surgery goes awry, Todd needs somewhere to hide away for a few months while his scars heal. As Todd settles into a mansion in Coldheart Canyon - a corner of the city so secret it doesn't even appear on a map - Tammy Lauper, the president of his fan club, comes to the City of Angels determined to solve the mystery of Todd's disappearance.
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loved it & love Frank Muller (RIP)
- By Anonymous User on 01-10-15
By: Clive Barker
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The Books of Blood, Volume 1
- By: Clive Barker
- Narrated by: Simon Vance, Dick Hill, Peter Berkrot, and others
- Length: 6 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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Weaving tales of the everyday world transformed into an unrecognizable place, where reason no longer exists and logic ceases to explain the workings of the universe, Clive Barker provides the stuff of nightmares in packages too tantalizing to resist. This first volume contains the short stories : "The Book of Blood," "The Midnight Meat Train," "The Yattering and Jack," "Sex, Death, and Starshine," and "In the Hills, the Cities,"
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A BOOK OF BLOOD WRITTEN IN BLOOD
- By Anonymous User on 10-31-14
By: Clive Barker
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Bloodsuckers
- The Vampire Archives, Volume 1
- By: Stephen King, Tanith Lee, Dan Simmons, and others
- Narrated by: Scott Brick, Fred Sanders, Mark Deakens, and others
- Length: 12 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
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“Sink your teeth in” (People) to the scariest, hungriest, undeadliest collection of vampire tales ever assembled—with stories from Stephen King, Dan Simmons, Bram Stoker, and many more.
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Overall Good collection
- By Anonymous User on 04-03-18
By: Stephen King, and others
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Tails of Wonder and Imagination
- By: Stephen King, Joyce Carol Oates, Susanna Clarke, and others
- Narrated by: Teresa DeBerry, Jeremy Arthur, Cynthia Barrett
- Length: 25 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
What is it about the cat that captivates the creative imagination? No other creature has inspired so many authors to take pen to page. Mystery, horror, science fiction, and fantasy stories have all been written about cats.
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Should be subtitled: "For People Who Hate Cats"
- By Anonymous User on 08-12-18
By: Stephen King, and others
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Sacrament
- By: Clive Barker
- Narrated by: Chris MacDonnell
- Length: 20 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
Will Rabjohns, perhaps the most famous wildlife photographer in the world, has made his reputation chronicling the fates of endangered species. But after a terrible accident, Will is left in a coma. And in its depths, he revisits the wildernesses of his youth and relives his life with a mysterious couple who have influenced his life as an artist and a man. When Will awakens, he sets out on a journey of self-discovery - one where he will penetrate the ultimate mystery and finally unlock the secret of his destiny. Soaring, provocative and passionate, Sacrament is a masterwork from the pen of one of today's most acclaimed authors.
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Great Adventure, and what an ending..
- By Anonymous User on 07-24-14
By: Clive Barker
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The Big Book of Espionage
- Big Book Series
- By: Otto Penzler
- Narrated by: Piper Goodeve, Daniel Thomas May, Alex Wyndham
- Length: 47 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
Edgar Award-winning editor Otto Penzler is back with a new anthology that has gathered the intel on the world's greatest secret agents, declassified here for the first time.
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What a great bunch of stories.
- By Anonymous User on 01-15-22
By: Otto Penzler
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Coldheart Canyon
- A Hollywood Ghost Story
- By: Clive Barker
- Narrated by: Frank Muller
- Length: 21 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
Hollywood has made a star of Todd Pickett. But time is catching up with him. After plastic surgery goes awry, Todd needs somewhere to hide away for a few months while his scars heal. As Todd settles into a mansion in Coldheart Canyon - a corner of the city so secret it doesn't even appear on a map - Tammy Lauper, the president of his fan club, comes to the City of Angels determined to solve the mystery of Todd's disappearance.
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loved it & love Frank Muller (RIP)
- By Anonymous User on 01-10-15
By: Clive Barker
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The Books of Blood, Volume 1
- By: Clive Barker
- Narrated by: Simon Vance, Dick Hill, Peter Berkrot, and others
- Length: 6 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
Weaving tales of the everyday world transformed into an unrecognizable place, where reason no longer exists and logic ceases to explain the workings of the universe, Clive Barker provides the stuff of nightmares in packages too tantalizing to resist. This first volume contains the short stories : "The Book of Blood," "The Midnight Meat Train," "The Yattering and Jack," "Sex, Death, and Starshine," and "In the Hills, the Cities,"
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A BOOK OF BLOOD WRITTEN IN BLOOD
- By Anonymous User on 10-31-14
By: Clive Barker
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Cabal
- By: Clive Barker
- Narrated by: Chet Williamson
- Length: 6 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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Cabal is the story of Boone, a tortured soul haunted by the conviction that he has committed atrocious crimes. In a necropolis in the wilds of Canada, he seeks refuge and finds the last great creatures of the world - the shape-shifters known as the Nightbreed. They are possessed of unearthly powers-and so is Boone. In the hunt for Boone, they too will be hunted. Now only the courage of this strange human can save them from extinction.
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Good Monsters. Mostly.
- By Anonymous User on 11-03-15
By: Clive Barker
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Tortured Souls
- The Legend of Primordium
- By: Clive Barker
- Narrated by: Peter Bishop
- Length: 1 hr and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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