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Richard Ayoade
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Roald Dahl
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Brought to you by Penguin.
Mr Twit was a twit. He was born a twit. And, now at the age of sixty, he was a bigger twit than ever.
This edition of The Twits, part of The Roald Dahl Classic Collection, is perfect for Dahl fans old and new.
So, enter a world where invention and mischief can be found on every page and where magic might be at the very tips of your fingers . . .
The Roald Dahl Classic Collection reinstates the versions of Dahl’s books that were published before the 2022 Puffin editions, aimed at newly independent young readers.
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The Twits
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Open minded
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Excellent performance and a lovely short-story.
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