The Trouble with God
A Divine Comedy About Judgment (and Misjudgment)
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Chris Matheson
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Chris Matheson
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In this riotous, globetrotting sequel to The Story of God, the universe’s premier antihero, God, returns, as lonely, misguided, angry, and troubled as ever. Regretting many of the decisions he made in his debut book, and wrestling with his continued ambivalence to both his son(s) Jesus and his frenemy Satan, God decides to set things right with creation - again. But this time, he asks, why stick around the dusty Land of Israel or a decaying heaven when there’s a much bigger world to explore - and countless others out there just waiting to love and praise him? And why work with the same tired old prophets, when there are much better candidates for the job?
Journeying from the sands of Arabia to the hills of Utah to the stars of Southern California, God works to set his message - and record - straight. But with each new book he commissions, the same old questions, demons, and troubles remain. Forever haunted, he decides to do away with creation once and for all...or wait, maybe just apologize?
Returning to where it all began, God makes one final judgment, with the fate of the universe - and himself - hanging in the balance.
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- Narrated by: James Urbaniak
- Length: 5 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 2,937
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 2,687
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 2,682
God Is Disappointed in You is for people who would like to read the Bible...if it would just cut to the chase. Stripped of its arcane language and interminable passages, every book of the Bible is condensed down to its core message, in no more than a few pages each. Written by Mark Russell with cartoons by New Yorker cartoonist Shannon Wheeler, God Is Disappointed in You is a frequently hilarious, often shocking, but always accurate retelling of the Bible, including the parts selectively left out by Sunday School teachers.
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5 out of 5 stars
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IT'S BETTER TO BE A LIVING DOG, THAN A DEAD LION
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 08-18-17
By: Mark Russell, and others
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He Still Moves Stones
- By: Max Lucado
- Narrated by: Max Lucado
- Length: 2 hrs and 16 mins
- Abridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 93
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 78
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Story5 out of 5 stars 79
Why does the Bible contain so many stories of hurting people? Though their situations vary, their conditions don't. They have nowhere to turn. Yet before their eyes stands a never-say-die Galilean who majors in stepping in when everyone else steps out. Lucado reminds us that the purpose of these portraits isn't to tell us what Jesus did-but rather to remind us what Jesus still does.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Great book but buy a different version
- By Joshua Pearson on 10-14-24
By: Max Lucado
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Two Years Eight Months and Twenty-Eight Nights
- A Novel
- By: Salman Rushdie
- Narrated by: Robert G. Slade
- Length: 11 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 556
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 512
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Story4 out of 5 stars 516
From Salman Rushdie, one of the great writers of our time, comes a spellbinding work of fiction that blends history, mythology, and a timeless love story. A lush, richly layered novel in which our world has been plunged into an age of unreason, Two Years Eight Months and Twenty-Eight Nights is a breathtaking achievement and an enduring testament to the power of storytelling.
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3 out of 5 stars
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1001 whimsical, capricious, and wanton jinn
- By Darwin8u on 09-16-15
By: Salman Rushdie
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The Black Company
- Chronicles of The Black Company, Book 1
- By: Glen Cook
- Narrated by: Marc Vietor
- Length: 10 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 6,330
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 5,445
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 5,447
Some feel the Lady, newly risen from centuries in thrall, stands between humankind and evil. Some feel she is evil itself. The hardbitten men of the Black Company take their pay and do what they must, burying their doubts with their dead - until the prophesy: The White Rose has been reborn, somewhere, to embody good once more. There must be a way for the Black Company to find her....
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4 out of 5 stars
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Hard Boiled Morally Ambiguous Epic Fantasy
- By Jefferson on 03-18-11
By: Glen Cook
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The Tyranny of the Night
- The Instrumentalities of the Night, Book 1
- By: Glen Cook
- Narrated by: Erik Synnestvedt
- Length: 20 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 117
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Performance3.5 out of 5 stars 103
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Story4 out of 5 stars 98
Welcome to the world of the Instrumentalities of the Night, where imps, demons, and dark gods rule in the spaces surrounding upstart humanity. At the edges of the world stand walls of ice which push slowly forward to reclaim the land for the night. And at the world's center, in the Holy Land where two great religions were born, are the Wells of Ihrain, the source of the greatest magics.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Great Author, Terrible Narrator
- By Ryan on 05-02-12
By: Glen Cook
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Lord Foulgrin's Letters
- By: Randy Alcorn
- Narrated by: Frank Muller
- Length: 7 hrs and 8 mins
- Abridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 147
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 128
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Story5 out of 5 stars 128
Correspondence has fallen into our hands that we were not intended to see. Foulgrin, a high-ranking demon, instructs his subordinate how to deceive and destroy Jordan Fletcher and his family. It's like placing a bugging device in hell's war room, where we overhear our enemies assessing our weaknesses and strategizing attack. To win the battle, we must know our God, know ourselves, and know our enemy. Lord Foulgrin's Letters is written to help us become better acquainted with each.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Wonderful!
- By BookLady on 04-27-10
By: Randy Alcorn
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Fury
- By: Salman Rushdie
- Narrated by: Salman Rushdie
- Length: 9 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 148
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 85
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Story4 out of 5 stars 90
The world renowned author of The Satanic Verses and The Ground Beneath Her Feet, Salman Rushdie is a Whitbread Award winner and recipient of the Booker Prize. His first truly American novel, Fury is a metaphorically rich black comedy that reflects the pressure-cooker of modern life. Malik Solanka, irascible doll-maker and retired historian of ideas, suffers the pain of wanting without knowing exactly what it is he wants.
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5 out of 5 stars
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surprisingly good
- By David on 11-21-07
By: Salman Rushdie
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The Left Hand of God
- By: Paul Hoffman
- Narrated by: Steve West
- Length: 12 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 357
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 284
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Story4 out of 5 stars 284
The Left Hand of God is the story of 16-year-old Thomas Cale, who has grown up imprisoned at the Sanctuary of the Redeemers, a fortress run by a secretive sect of warrior monks in a distant, dystopian past. He is one of thousands of boys who train all day in hand-to-hand combat, in preparation for a holy war that only the High Priests know is now imminent.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Enjoyed every minute
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 09-07-12
By: Paul Hoffman
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Left Behind
- A Novel of the Earth's Last Days
- By: Tim LaHaye, Jerry B. Jenkins
- Narrated by: Richard Ferrone
- Length: 11 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 4,788
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 3,972
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 3,957
What would happen if millions of people around the world suddenly disappeared one day? In this fascinating apocalyptic thriller, best-selling Christian inspirational authors LaHaye and Jenkins pool their considerable talents to answer that question. Narrator Richard Ferrone's unusually deep and hypnotic voice will keep you right in the middle of this not-unimaginable end of the world nightmare.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Great series!
- By Shannon L Hendon on 08-03-04
By: Tim LaHaye, and others
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A Head Full of Knives: An Urban Fantasy Novel
- By: Luke Smitherd
- Narrated by: Luke Smitherd
- Length: 9 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 222
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 209
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 209
From the author of Audible #1 bestsellers In The Darkness, That's Where I'll Know You, The Physics of the Dead, and The Stone Man (shortlisted for the Audible Audiobook of the Year award 2015). Ever wished the world would revolve around you? Be careful what you wish for... Martin Hogan feels like he's being watched by everyone and everything, and doesn't know why. Even his pets are acting strangely. Each night he sees animals gathering outside his house in the darkness, staring up at his windows with glittering eyes.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Wonderful
- By Julie the Gator Mom on 12-09-15
By: Luke Smitherd
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Valis
- Valis, Book 1
- By: Philip K. Dick
- Narrated by: Phil Gigante
- Length: 8 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 817
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 697
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Story4 out of 5 stars 694
What is VALIS? This question is at the heart of Philip K. Dick's groundbreaking novel, the first book in his defining trilogy. When a beam of pink light begins giving a schizophrenic man named Horselover Fat (who just might also be known as Philip K. Dick) visions of an alternate Earth where the Roman Empire still reigns, he must decide whether he is crazy or whether a godlike entity is showing him the true nature of the world.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Life changing
- By Michael on 03-16-16
By: Philip K. Dick
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Inferno
- By: Larry Niven, Jerry Pournelle
- Narrated by: Tom Weiner
- Length: 5 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 630
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 445
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Story4 out of 5 stars 448
After being thrown out of the window of his luxury apartment, science-fiction writer Allen Carpentier wakes to find himself at the gates of Hell. Feeling he's landed in a great opportunity for a book, he attempts to follow Dante's road map. Determined to meet Satan himself, Carpentier treks through the nine circles of Hell, led by Benito Mussolini, and encounters countless mental and physical tortures.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Dante done in the 70's
- By R. Reed on 04-09-09
By: Larry Niven, and others
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The Elements of Eloquence
- Secrets of the Perfect Turn of Phrase
- By: Mark Forsyth
- Narrated by: Don Hagen
- Length: 5 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,734
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,558
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,530
In his inimitably entertaining and wonderfully witty style, he takes apart famous phrases and shows how you too can write like Shakespeare or quip like Oscar Wilde. Whether you’re aiming to achieve literary immortality or just hoping to deliver the perfect one-liner, The Elements of Eloquence proves that you don’t need to have anything important to say - you simply need to say it well.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Who knew rhetoric could be so much fun?
- By Philo on 10-30-14
By: Mark Forsyth
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Seven Deadly Sins
- Settling the Argument Between Born Bad and Damaged Good
- By: Corey Taylor
- Narrated by: Corey Taylor
- Length: 7 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,078
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 978
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 971
For the first time, Slipknot and Stone Sour frontman Corey Taylor speaks directly to his fans and shares his worldview about life as a sinner. And Taylor knows how to sin. As a small-town hero in the early '90s, he threw himself into a fierce-drinking, drug-abusing, hard-loving, live-for-the-moment life. Soon Taylor's music exploded, and he found himself rich, wanted, and on the road. His new and ever-more-extreme lifestyle had an unexpected effect, however; for the first time, he began to actively think about what it meant to sin.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Glad I didn't read this before buying concert tix
- By S. Adams on 07-23-19
By: Corey Taylor
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The Kingdom
- By: Emmanuel Carrère, John Lambert - translator, Claire Bloom - director
- Narrated by: Stefan Rudnicki
- Length: 16 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 62
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 52
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 50
Gripped by the tale of a Messiah whose blood we drink and body we eat, the genre-defying author Emmanuel Carrère revisits the story of the early Church in his latest work. With an idiosyncratic and at times iconoclastic take on the charms and foibles of the Church fathers, Carrère ferries listeners through his "doors" into the biblical narrative. Once inside, he follows the ragtag group of early Christians through the tumultuous days of the faith's founding.
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3 out of 5 stars
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The Gospel of Emmanuel
- By Mark on 12-31-17
By: Emmanuel Carrère, and others
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- Andrew Baybo
- 02-07-23
A fascinating look at religion through self reflection of the creator
Excellent work! If we are made in god’s image and experience life the same way god does leads to the same doubts, regrets, and missed opportunities. The narrative presents the protagonist’s achievements viewed through the foundational documents of the various Abrahamic religions while providing criticisms, in the form of doubt. The comic timing of the author reading his own work was outstanding!
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
- Gerald
- 01-13-19
awesome follow up
great addition to the previous book, adding the more modern reimaginations of the whole God myth.
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- Carly alisa Russell
- 01-24-19
Brilliant!
I loved the first one and I loved this one as well. Chris Matheson is a genius.
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- Todd Sloan
- 02-03-21
The best bedtime story since the original.
Since I purchased this audio book, most nights I snuggle under the covers while I blissfully listen to the soothing and comforting narrative. On other nights, I enjoy the prequel. I am 58 years old and a lifelong atheist, but even young Christians, that have a sense of humor, will love these books. I actually never watched Bill and Ted's excellent adventure, But I plan to soon. Matheson is simply brilliant, and as insightful as he is incisive.
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- Ouray
- 04-05-20
Disappointed
Really enjoyed “God is disappointed in you”, which I have listened to several times and still enjoy listening to periodically. However, this book fell well short of my expectations.
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