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Daniel Pinkwater
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Daniel Pinkwater
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Combine a crime, a criminal, a fat man in a fez, and a guy named "Chicken Man," and you get a zany sci-fi adventure that defies gravity. As Wizard of Comedy Daniel M. Pinkwater transports the Snarkout Boys and the Rat through the tunnel under North Aufzoo Street to the warmth of Beanbenders, you'll meet some strange characters and learn much about the versatile avocado. The Snarkout Boys & the Avocado of Death is a sci-fi mystery adventure that seems like a dream—but no one is sleeping!
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Welcome to the Monkey House is a collection of Kurt Vonnegut's shorter works. Originally printed in publications as diverse as The Magazine of Fantasy and Science Fiction and The Atlantic Monthly, what these superb stories share is Vonnegut's audacious sense of humor and extraordinary range of creative vision.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Classic Vonnegut
- By Michael Carrato on 08-17-06
By: Kurt Vonnegut
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On the Blue Comet
- By: Rosemary Wells
- Narrated by: Malcolm Hillgartner
- Length: 6 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 25
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 22
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Oscar Ogilvie is living with his dad in a house at the end of Lucifer Street, in Cairo, Illinois, when world events change his life forever. The great stock market crash has rippled across the country, and the bank takes over their home - along with all their cherished model trains. Oscar’s dad is forced to head west in search of work, and Oscar must move in with his no-nonsense aunt Carmen. Only a mysterious drifter helps alleviate Oscar’s loneliness.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Great story to listen to with your kids!!
- By Aaron on 03-27-23
By: Rosemary Wells
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Bright Lights, Big City
- By: Jay McInerney
- Narrated by: Daniel Passer
- Length: 5 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 341
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The tragicomedy of a young man in New York City, a writer, never named, who works as a fact-checker for a prestigious magazine. He struggles with the reality of his mother's death, alienation, and the seductive pull of drugs and a vibrant nightlife.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Curiously, mundanely real
- By Amber on 01-07-12
By: Jay McInerney
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The Neddiad
- By: Daniel Pinkwater
- Narrated by: Daniel Pinkwater
- Length: 4 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 39
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 32
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When young Neddie Wentworthstein is accidentally left behind by his family at a train stop in the Wild West, he suddenly finds himself at the center of a whirlwind adventure involving sinister villains and extraordinary new allies - all seeming to revolve around a little jade turtle given to him by a mysterious shaman.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Lots of Chuckles
- By Anne Toslosky on 08-28-07
By: Daniel Pinkwater
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Boy, Snow, Bird
- By: Helen Oyeyemi
- Narrated by: Susan Bennett, Carra Patterson
- Length: 9 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 647
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 576
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Story3.5 out of 5 stars 580
In the winter of 1953, Boy Novak arrives by chance in a small town in Massachusetts, looking, she believes, for beauty - the opposite of the life she' s left behind in New York. She marries a local widower and becomes stepmother to his winsome daughter, Snow Whitman. A wicked stepmother is a creature Boy never imagined she' d become, but elements of the familiar tale of aesthetic obsession begin to play themselves out when the birth of Boy' s daughter, Bird, who is dark-skinned, exposes the Whitmans as light-skinned African Americans passing for white.
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5 out of 5 stars
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For Literary Lovers
- By M. Shipe on 04-25-14
By: Helen Oyeyemi
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The Girl with the Silver Eyes
- By: Willo Davis Roberts
- Narrated by: Heather Costa
- Length: 4 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 70
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 53
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Katie Welker is used to being alone. She would rather read a book than deal with other people. Other people don't have silver eyes. Other people can't make things happen just by thinking about them! But these special powers make Katie unusual, and it's hard to make friends when you're unusual. Katie knows that she's different but she's never done anything to hurt anyone, so why is everyone afraid of her? Maybe there are other kids out there who have the same silver eyes . . . and the same talents . . . and maybe they'll be willing to help her.
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5 out of 5 stars
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I love it
- By Hugh Jones on 08-29-19
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Fragile Things
- By: Neil Gaiman
- Narrated by: Neil Gaiman
- Length: 10 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 3,491
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 2,691
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 2,671
Marvelous creations, including a short story set in the world of The Matrix and others set in the worlds of gothic fiction and children's fiction, can be found in this extraordinary collection, which showcases Gaiman's storytelling brilliance as well as his entertaining (and dark) sense of humor.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Perhaps a different format?
- By Karen on 11-03-10
By: Neil Gaiman
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The Wednesday Wars
- By: Gary D. Schmidt
- Narrated by: Joel Johnstone
- Length: 7 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 776
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 663
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 661
Meet Holling Hoodhood, a seventh-grader at Camillo Junior High who must spend Wednesday afternoons with his teacher, Mrs. Baker, while the rest of the class has religious instruction. Mrs. Baker doesn’t like Holling - he’s sure of it. Why else would she make him read the plays of William Shakespeare outside class? But everyone has bigger things to worry about, like Vietnam.
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5 out of 5 stars
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A Happy Book
- By David Tousey on 11-01-20
By: Gary D. Schmidt
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Please Don't Eat the Daisies
- By: Jean Kerr
- Narrated by: Marni Webb
- Length: 2 hrs and 23 mins
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 57
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 50
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This collection of essays observes the perils of motherhood, wifehood, selfhood, and other assorted challenges. Since its publication in 1957, it has sold millions of copies and has been adapted into a Broadway play, a film, a TV series, and now an audiobook. Jean Kerr's parodies of the clichéd 1950s prescription for glamorous or maternal feminine behavior still resonate today as we enter the 21st century.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Poor narration of smart, dry, funny essays
- By Buyseverythingonline on 04-30-16
By: Jean Kerr
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Truly Devious
- A Mystery
- By: Maureen Johnson
- Narrated by: Kate Rudd
- Length: 10 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 2,049
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,821
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Story4 out of 5 stars 1,815
Ellingham Academy is a famous private school in Vermont for the brightest thinkers, inventors, and artists. It was founded by Albert Ellingham, an early 20th century tycoon, who wanted to make a wonderful place full of riddles, twisting pathways, and gardens. "A place", he said, "where learning is a game." Shortly after the school opened, his wife and daughter were kidnapped. The only real clue was a mocking riddle listing methods of murder, signed with the frightening pseudonym "Truly, Devious".
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4 out of 5 stars
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I enjoyed it, but I’m pissed about the ending
- By Laura on 04-08-19
By: Maureen Johnson
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Disturbing the Peace
- By: Richard Yates
- Narrated by: Marc Vietor
- Length: 7 hrs and 43 mins
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 69
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 59
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To all appearances, John Wilder has all the trappings of success, circa 1960: a promising career in advertising, a loving family, a beautiful apartment, even a country home. John's evenings are spent with associates at quiet Manhattan lounges and his weekends with friends at glittering cocktail parties. But something deep within this seemingly perfect life has long since gone wrong.
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5 out of 5 stars
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7 hours and 27 minutes pure blisd
- By Mia on 01-05-13
By: Richard Yates
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Strong Motion
- By: Jonathan Franzen
- Narrated by: Scott Aiello
- Length: 20 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 222
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 193
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Louis Holland arrives in Boston in a spring of ecological upheaval (a rash of earthquakes on the North Shore) and odd luck: the first one kills his grandmother. Louis tries to maintain his independence, but falls in love with a Harvard seismologist whose discoveries about the earthquakes' cause complicate everything.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Compelling Story, Ridiculous Narrator
- By DianeReads on 02-28-16
By: Jonathan Franzen
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Down the Rabbit Hole
- An Echo Falls Mystery
- By: Peter Abrahams
- Narrated by: Mandy Siegfried
- Length: 8 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 147
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 77
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Welcome to Echo Falls. Home of a thousand secrets, where Ingrid Levin-Hill, super sleuth, never knows what will happen next.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Down the Rabbit Hole (Unabridged)
- By Susan L. Jeffres on 05-22-05
By: Peter Abrahams
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Too Close to the Falls
- A Memoir
- By: Catherine Gildiner
- Narrated by: Allyson Johnson
- Length: 11 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 137
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 117
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Welcome to the childhood of Catherine McClure Gildiner. It is the middle of the 1950s in Lewiston, New York, a small and sleepy American town very near Niagara Falls. No one is divorced. Mothers wear high heels to the beauty salon and children pop Pez candy and swing from vines over a local gorge. But at the tender age of four, it becomes clear to her Cathy's parents that their rambunctious daughter is no ordinary child and they soon put her "to work" at her father's pharmacy.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Brilliant and funny and touching.
- By Kindle Customer on 11-07-19
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American Gods: The Tenth Anniversary Edition (A Full Cast Production)
- By: Neil Gaiman
- Narrated by: Ron McLarty, Daniel Oreskes, full cast
- Length: 19 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 62,425
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 57,010
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 56,928
Locked behind bars for three years, Shadow did his time, quietly waiting for the day when he could return to Eagle Point, Indiana. A man no longer scared of what tomorrow might bring, all he wanted was to be with Laura, the wife he deeply loved, and start a new life. But just days before his release, Laura and Shadow's best friend are killed in an accident. With his life in pieces and nothing to keep him tethered, Shadow accepts a job from a beguiling stranger he meets on the way home, an enigmatic man who calls himself Mr. Wednesday.
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5 out of 5 stars
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New to Neil
- By Michael on 07-27-11
By: Neil Gaiman
What listeners say about The Snarkout Boys & the Avocado of Death
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- Rebecca A.
- 06-04-15
A trip to Baconburg
I was introduced to this book during a family car trip. It has become one of my favorite books. It is witty and amusing throughout and is quoted by members of my family to this day. You will never think of avocados the same way again. I would definitely suggest this to anyone above the age of ten.
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- Fuchikoma
- 10-30-20
A fun book for kids of all ages...
... but mostly the weird, fat ones! Good audio quality, the recording is old but it's still clear throughout.
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
- Anonymous User
- 07-24-19
This book changed my life.
Daniel Pinkwater is the true king of children's books. Mind-expanding, innocent, and paradigm-busting literature that doesn't have any subservience-inducing subliminal programming in it. It's pretty expensive to get a paper copy of the original printing, and for very good reason. His entire body of work is worthwhile reading material for any age. Get it. Show it to your kids. You won't regret it.
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- Khans
- 02-22-22
Very fun
Even though it's a quick read it is dense with silly humor. Highly recommended
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- Sarah.
- 08-19-23
Wonderfully wild and inventive.
Three unusual kids who meet snarking out which is going to the late night movie theatre. Based loosely on the authors youth and wonderfully inventive Sci-fi at its silliest thrown in. Meet some weird and wonderful adults and a super villain and an adventure in the late night city. These stories are from a time long gone when kids grew up a lot more independent. Wonderful stories I love as I got my first Pinkwater book as a kid. 48 years ago.
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- SkillaKelia
- 10-30-17
greatest story ever told
my favorite book ever!! and told by the author in the greatest way.i love this story
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
- Stephen
- 11-25-03
Hilarious Insanity
Daniel Pinkwater's The Snarkout Boys and the Avocado of Death is funny and ridiculous and a great read (listen). I love hearing Daniel Pinkwater on NPR, and he does a wonderful job reading his own book. Unfortunately, now I have this intense craving for guacamole....
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
- Christopher
- 05-06-08
A Wonderful Story!
This book has become a requirement for our family road trips. We started listening to this book when my oldest was 6, now my youngest is a Pinkwater fan. I thought we were in trouble when out original tapes wore out but now we can continue to listen to this book for years. The audio quality isn't as good as the tape was but not bad by any means. I love listening to Danial Pinkwater read. He just has a voice that makes you smile.
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- Zaseka
- 12-31-16
Simply Amazing
Daniel Pinkwater has been my favorite author since a family member gave me his collection of 5 & 4 short stories. Even as an adult, I still read those books at least once a year.
Being able to listen to one of his masterpieces on audible gives me indescribable joy.
This story is a must listen/read for any fan of absurdist fiction, I can only hope that they someday add 'Alan Mendelson, the Boy from Mars' and the full version of 'Borgel' someday.
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- John
- 09-08-20
a very good voice
Well voiced. it feels like a garrulous old uncle reading at the breathless clip of a kid. this makes the book (a classic in its own right and genre) easy to follow and enjoy
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