The Prophet and the Idiot
A Novel
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Obsessed by what they are certain is the impending apocalypse, a mismatched trio set off on a globetrotting road-trip in the latest feel-good adventure from the internationally bestselling author of The Hundred Year-Old Man Who Climbed Out of the Window and Disappeared.
In the fading days of late summer, 2011, self-taught astrophysicist Petra has calculated that the atmosphere will collapse in a few weeks’ time—on September 21, at approximately 9:20 pm—ending the world as we know it.
But the distraught Petra will not have to carry the burden of this terrible news alone for long. Fate intervenes, bringing her into the orbit of a pair of unlikely companions: Johan, a man whose intellectual prowess is remarkably overshadowed by his culinary skills, and Agnes, a seventy-five-year-old widow who has made a fortune posing as a young influencer on social media. Convincing them of the impending doom, Petra, Johan, and Agnes embark on a wild adventure in a camper van that will take them from their homes in Sweden, through Europe, to their destination: Rome.
Johan plans to make the most of the time he has left. He has decided at last to stand up to his heinous big brother, promising to deliver a swift yet brutal blow in more ways than one. But, of course, nothing ever goes as planned. Not even the end of the world. . . .
In this, his sixth novel, Jonas Jonasson takes us on a dazzling odyssey across the globe–from Sweden, through Europe, across Africa, and all the way to the US. The Prophet and the Idiot is an immensely funny, socially conscious, and life-affirming yarn about what happens when three odd yet fully reasonable characters come together and find cause to make mutual plans, all relayed in Jonasson’s classically hilarious style.
Translated from the Swedish by Rachel Willson-Broyles
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 951
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 920
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 920
A bad best man’s speech can ruin a wedding. Why do we plan every detail of a perfect day and then give the groom’s idiot best friend five minutes of total power? Enter Nate (Glen Powell), a speechwriter-for-hire who helps people write incredible best man speeches. To keep the best man from embarrassing himself (and the newlyweds), Nate uses his list of don’ts: Don’t mention the exes, don’t be rated R, and don’t bum everyone out. Nate’s system never fails. That is, until he meets Dan (Nicholas Braun).
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5 out of 5 stars
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SO GOOD
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By: Matthew Starr
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- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 18,954
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 16,943
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 16,918
Traumatized by the bombing of Dresden at the time he had been imprisoned, Pilgrim drifts through all events and history, sometimes deeply implicated, sometimes a witness. He is surrounded by Vonnegut's usual large cast of continuing characters (notably here the hack science fiction writer Kilgore Trout and the alien Tralfamadorians, who oversee his life and remind him constantly that there is no causation, no order, no motive to existence).
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4 out of 5 stars
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Don't Quit Your Daytime Job, James
- By Keith on 11-20-15
By: Kurt Vonnegut
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 286
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 279
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Story4 out of 5 stars 279
Alice's journey begins as all good journeys do: hitting on the sales guy at REI. After a tumultuous breakup, a quick career transition, family upheaval, and a sobriety journey that didn't fix her life quite as much as she expected it to, Alice decides that the only way to solve all her problems is to hike the Pacific Crest Trail. But as she begins preparing for the months-long quest, she realizes the answers she's seeking might not be on top of a snow-covered mountain. Especially since she just learned there was snow in California.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Chuck full of laughs to lift anyone's spirits.
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By: Ginny Hogan
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I Can't Make This Up
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Superstar comedian and Hollywood box-office star Kevin Hart turns his immense talent to the written word by writing some words. Some of those words include: the, a, for, above, and even even. Put them together and you have the funniest, most heartfelt, and most inspirational memoir on survival, success, and the importance of believing in yourself since Old Yeller.
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5 out of 5 stars
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- MK
- 05-06-24
Another fun listen!
Enjoyable story, love his characters. I have listened to a few of his books, starting with the 100 year old man.
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- Sally Greenblatt
- 08-31-24
Story was a hoot and kept our interest.
Liked everything easy to listen too and lots of humor believable kind of! great ending
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- Sarah Zaaimi
- 06-05-24
Yet another Bite of Sumptuous Humour
One of Jonas Jonason's best books to date with every being tied closer together than a crochet, love did and would recommend it to anyone wanting a good listen before bedtime!
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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- ESTHER
- 06-11-24
The performer’s impersonation are so cringe
I suppose the European accents are tolerable but any of the characters beyond the continent gets so butchered, it’s distracting. I almost wish Peter Kenny will just narrate without using impersonations bc he has a lovely voice.
Otherwise great storytelling, fun characters, and creative scenarios. Worth a read/listen :)
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- Dianne Collins
- 07-17-24
The humor and the history
I loved the characters, both historic and created - the violence was a little off putting, and ofttimes karmic
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- Sara T
- 10-03-24
Clever and funny!
This was such an enjoyable book. The story is so entertaining and clever and the humor A+ laugh out loud. I loved every minute of it and didn’t want it to end!
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- Marilou
- 05-08-24
Just couldn’t get into it
Everything felt just too deliberate, as if the author was trying to make me laugh. I felt manipulated and didn’t trust the journey or the story.
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