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Peeping Tom has spent years locked up in a mental institution because of his penchant for lifting girl's skirts. So when a busload of Catholic schoolgirls arrives on the scene, he thinks all his Christmases have come at once. But these aren't normal schoolgirls. They're here to chew gum and kick ass, and they're all out of gum.
Join Tom and his fellow psychiatric inmates as they fight to survive the zombie apocalypse, nuclear annihilation, and the perils of a diet consisting only of rice and beans.
Will the pervert prevail? And if not, how many skirts can he lift before he gets his comeuppance? Will Alice the teenage vampire indulge in her own version of the Holy Communion? And most importantly of all...Rebecca, will you stop pulling Jasmine's hair! This is your last warning!
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A complex literary fantasy, Nethergeist is a story where the conflict is as much about the characters' inner turmoil as the outward struggle against the maniacal emperor. Featuring intense battles, snappy dialogue, and a world on the edge of ruin, Nethergeist is a fantasy in the vein of Malazan Book of the Fallen and The First Law.
By: Nick Stevenson
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Blood Ex Libris
- Blood & Ancient Scrolls, Book 1
- By: Raven Belasco
- Narrated by: Amber Benson
- Length: 10 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 2
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 2
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Story5 out of 5 stars 2
It all started when the dark and mysterious stranger (he wasn’t that tall) showed up at my children’s reading hour. Of course I noticed him. I’d been single (and bored) for longer than I care to admit. Me, I’m Anushka (Noosh) Rosetti, head librarian. He turned out to be a vampire. And not just any vampire: Vlad Dracula. Although he goes by another name, these days, and he says he’s changed his violent ways. He definitely seemed more of a lover than a fighter. At first.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Blood, Romance and More
- By AudioBookReviewer on 08-31-24
By: Raven Belasco
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Dungeon Spiteful
- Warmaster, Book 1
- By: Melissa McShane
- Narrated by: Talon David
- Length: 9 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 8
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 8
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Story4 out of 5 stars 8
For five years, Aderyn has waited to get the Call—the event when the system controlling her world grants her a class and appropriate skills to become an adventurer. When the system makes her a Warmaster, Aderyn eagerly sets out on her first journey. The problem? Her class is useless. No one believes a Warmaster is anything but a joke. They aren’t strong fighters, they have no magic, and they don’t have powerful skills. But Aderyn hasn’t waited all these years to give up now
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5 out of 5 stars
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I picked this book up because it had no ratings
- By Adam M. on 03-15-24
By: Melissa McShane
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Golem Dungeon
- Orb Keeper # 1 LitRPG
- By: S P Andrews
- Narrated by: Miles Meili
- Length: 28 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 87
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 75
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Story4 out of 5 stars 75
The goblin horde is coming, driven by a dark Sorcerer eager to drive the dwarven race into extinction. Reborn as a dungeon core inside a fabled gem known as the Brisingstone, Bowen vows to use this new life to protect what is left of his people and avenge those who could not be saved. With new-found powers, Bowen learns to create golems of stone and clay to act on his behalf. With half-remembered mining skills, Bowen rekindles the forge of his ancestors and, under the guidance of his new Dungeon fairy, teaches his golems to create metal automatons of war.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Horrible
- By David W Nicholson on 08-17-21
By: S P Andrews
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Celestial Academy: Essence
- Afterworld, Book 1
- By: Olivia Pharos
- Narrated by: Amanda Leigh Cobb
- Length: 14 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 17
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 17
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Story5 out of 5 stars 17
In an Afterworld with Hell and Heaven on Earth, I'm the lowest a being can be. My life is one of drudgery, degradation—and danger. And that's before I started dealing Angelescence, a drug only I can produce, and everyone would kill for. Then I make one single mistake, and it gets me arrested, and my terrifying captor drags me to the Celestial Court—on a leash—to stand trial. My sentence?
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5 out of 5 stars
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Loved
- By Courtney McTee on 09-18-24
By: Olivia Pharos