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Kate McKinnon
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Emily Lynne
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Kate McKinnon
About this listen
From beloved Saturday Night Live alum Kate McKinnon comes a madcap new adventure about three sisters, a ravenous worm, and a mysterious mad scientist.
So, you want to be a young mad scientist. Congratulations! Admitting it is the first step. The second step is reading the (definitely true) tale of the Porch sisters…
Gertrude, Eugenia, and Dee-Dee Porch do not belong. They don’t belong in the snooty town of Antiquarium, where all girls have to go to etiquette school and the only dog allowed is the bichon frise. They don’t belong with their adoptive family, where all their cousins are named Lavinia and their Aunt has more brooches than books. And they certainly don’t belong at Mrs. Wintermacher’s etiquette school—they’re far more interested in science. After getting kicked out of the last etiquette school that would take them, the girls expect to be sent away for good... until they receive a mysterious invitation to new school.
Suddenly the girls are under the tutelage of the infamous Millicent Quibb—a mad scientist with worms in her hair and oysters in her bathtub. At 231 Mysterium Way, the pizza is fatal, the bus is powered by Gerbils, and the Dean of Students is a hermit crab. Dangerous? Yes! More fun than they’ve ever had? Absolutely! But when the sisters are asked to save their town from an evil cabal of nefarious mad scientists, they must learn to embrace what has always made them stand out, and determine what side they’re on—before it’s too late!
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- Anonymous User
- 12-19-24
The performance was excellent!!
Kate Mckinnon does a fantastic job narrating. She had me laughing and smiling through the whole thing. I will definitely be listening to this book again.
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- LV
- 11-07-24
Engaging
I am a fan of pretty much anything Kate McKinnon creates, so out of amusement I gave it a listen. it was actually quite funny amd easy to follow.
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- Pixelslinger
- 01-25-25
Laugh out loud brilliance!
This audio book was the highlight of my entire year. Kate McKinnon is a genius and a treasure.
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- Adam C.
- 12-08-24
Wonderful, I snort laughed
This was so much fun
Kate McKinnon’s performance is incredible. You have to listen to the audiobook.
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- Bhflynn84
- 12-25-24
Absolutely Wonderful!
This was such a fun book to read along together. My son is 10-years old and laughed so much with Kate McKinnon reading the story then trailing off on something random. The illustrations were great. 10 out of 10 must read. We are ready for book 2!
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- Amy Still
- 01-26-25
Magnificently absurd!
My kids and I laughed out loud as we listened to certified genius, Kate McKinnon. Wonderful story, they immediately asked about Book 2 when it was over! This is going to make a resplendent movie one day!
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- Laura Seel
- 11-21-24
Sequel please!
The audiobook performances are spectacular. Surely this will be a movie out next Halloween? Keep writing Kate. We need your stories.
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- LaurenJ
- 12-08-24
Love this book!!
Fun, smart, hilarious fantasy. Kate McKinnon is a genius, writing and performing. Listen all the way through the acknowledgments. It is worth it!
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- Tsveta Petrova
- 01-05-25
My family’s favorite book
All my kids and I got very into it it promoted creatives laughter and fun and jokes
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- LinseyLoo
- 10-10-24
Delightful
I loved this every ounce as much as I expected to. Pure perfection! I was blessed to be able to attend an author event with Kate McKinnon for this book this past Friday, and it made reading it even more magical. I went with the audio book not only because it was highly recommended (as well it should be — it’s FANTASTIC) but because I didn’t want to sully my autographed copy. Y’all this wacky, brilliant, deep, and darn well-written book is a delight, and Kate is an author through and through. Thank you, Kate, for your inspiring words!!
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