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A Parody of The Maze Runner
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Steve Lookner
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The Maze Runner just got hilarious!
When Thomas wakes up in a dark elevator, he has no idea where he is, or even who he is! But he soon finds out he's trapped in a giant maze with 50 dudes and no chicks.
That's right, no chicks.
Welcome to the Sausage Fest.
Faced with this horrible nightmare, Thomas must figure out how to escape. But until then, he'll be shoveling lots of klunk and hangin' with lots of dudes.
Talk about a bummer. A maze bummer.
The Maze Bummer is the hilarious new parody of The Maze Runner, written by top parody author Steve Lookner (Saturday Night Live, The Harvard Lampoon).
Will Thomas ever get to hang out with a girl again? Find out...in The Maze Bummer!
©2014 Steve Lookner (P)2016 Steve LooknerLos oyentes también disfrutaron...
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Two secrets. One bet. Who will break first? Taylor Caldwell can't decide if she wants to kiss her new college roommate or punch him. On the one hand, Hunter Zaccadelli is a handsome blue-eyed bundle of charm. On the other, he's a tattooed, guitar-playing bad boy. Maybe that's why Taylor's afraid of falling in love with him, or anyone else. She doesn't want to get burned, so she needs him gone before it's too late.
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Mega Swoon Worthy New Adult Romance
- De Jordy ♡♡♡♡ en 08-28-13
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This Is Why They Hate Us
- De: Aaron H. Aceves
- Narrado por: Alejandro Ruiz
- Duración: 10 h y 3 m
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Enrique “Quique” Luna has one goal this summer—get over his crush on Saleem Kanazi by pursuing his other romantic prospects. Never mind that he’s only out to his best friend, Fabiola. Never mind that he has absolutely zero game. And definitely forget the fact that good and kind and, not to mention, beautiful Saleem is leaving LA for the summer to meet a girl his parents are trying to set him up with. Luckily, Quique’s prospects are each intriguing in their own ways.
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Great Performance; Strange Obsession with White People
- De Legio Evocati en 02-21-23
De: Aaron H. Aceves
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Will Grayson, Will Grayson
- De: John Green, David Levithan
- Narrado por: MacLeod Andrews, Nick Podehl
- Duración: 7 h y 51 m
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One cold night, in a most unlikely corner of Chicago, Will Grayson crosses paths with...Will Grayson. Two teens with the same name, running in two very different circles, suddenly find their lives going in new and unexpected directions, and culminating in epic turns-of-heart and the most fabulous musical ever to grace the high school stage.
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Unlikable, unrealistic, cliché characters.
- De Zee5 en 03-27-25
De: John Green, y otros
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The Merchant of Death
- Pendragon, Book 1
- De: D. J. MacHale
- Narrado por: William Dufris
- Duración: 12 h y 11 m
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Bobby Pendragon is a seemingly normal 14-year-old boy. He has a family, a home, and even Marley, his beloved dog. But there is something very special about Bobby: he is going to save the world.
And not just Earth as we know it. Bobby is slowly starting to realize that life in the cosmos isn't quite what he thought it was. And before he can object, he is swept off to an alternate dimension known as Denduron, a territory inhabited by strange beings, ruled by a magical tyrant, and plagued by dangerous revolution.
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The Merchant of Death (Unabridged
- De Bronwyn en 07-26-08
De: D. J. MacHale
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Double Digit
- De: Annabel Monaghan
- Narrado por: Julia Farhat
- Duración: 5 h y 30 m
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To say eighteen-year-old Farrah Higgins—or Digit—is good at math is a laughable understatement. She’s been cracking codes since childhood, and is finally at home with “her people” at MIT in Cambridge. Her talents are so off the charts that her laptop is under surveillance by both the CIA and an ecoterrorist named Jonas Furnis. So when she thoughtlessly hacks into the Department of Defense’s database, she lands in serious hot water inside and outside the law.
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Great Follow Up
- De Lifeisshort en 05-23-14
De: Annabel Monaghan
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Every Soul a Star
- De: Wendy Mass
- Narrado por: Jessica Almasy, Ali Ahn, Mark Turetsky
- Duración: 8 h y 32 m
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Unlike the thousands converging at Moon Shadow to witness a total solar eclipse, Ally calls the isolated campground home. Bree shields herself in a cloak of good looks and popularity, but there is something within her no one suspects. And Jack, overweight and socially inept, finds himself on the verge of a startling possibility.
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Yes I have listened to this book 3 times
- De Excelsior en 06-24-18
De: Wendy Mass
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We'll Fly Away
- De: Bryan Bliss
- Narrado por: James Fouhey
- Duración: 8 h y 49 m
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Best friends since childhood, Luke and Toby have dreamed of one thing: getting out of their dead-end town. Soon they finally will, riding the tails of Luke's wrestling scholarship, never looking back. If they don't drift apart first. If Toby's abusive dad, or Luke's unreliable mom, or anything else their complicated lives throw at them doesn't get in the way. In a format that alternates between Luke's letters to Toby from death row and the events of their senior year, Bryan Bliss expertly unfolds the circumstances that led to Luke's incarceration.
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Great Story Except....
- De Willizz en 05-18-18
De: Bryan Bliss
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Abby Carnelia's One and Only Magical Power
- De: David Pogue
- Narrado por: David Pogue
- Duración: 5 h y 40 m
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Abby Carnelia is an average sixth grader. She gets along okay with her parents, does pretty well in school, and has an annoying little brother. There’s absolutely nothing remarkable about her at all — that is, until the day when she happens to tug on her earlobes while standing in front of a hard-boiled egg. That’s the day Abby discovers there’s something very, very special about her after all: she has a magical power, and there are some people who will do anything to find out where it came from.
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This was a very great Battle Book. I love it alot.
- De Stefan Mayerschoff en 04-26-15
De: David Pogue
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The Second Super
- First Superhero Series #1
- De: Logan Rutherford
- Narrado por: Kirby Heyborne
- Duración: 5 h y 34 m
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Kane Andrews is just another one of the billions of people on Earth who watch as Richter, the world's first superhuman, goes on a rampage. All the world's military cannot stop him, no matter what they throw his way. Until, with the whole world watching, Kane surprises himself by flying up to catch someone the supervillain has thrown off a building. With no idea of the extent or magnitude of his powers, Kane has a long way to go before becoming the first superhero.
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Author need a physics lesson
- De Matthew en 06-25-16
De: Logan Rutherford
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The Kid Sensation Series: Books 1-3
- De: Kevin Hardman
- Narrado por: Mikael Naramore
- Duración: 20 h y 34 m
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Get the first three books in the Kid Sensation series. Like millions of other kids, Jim grew up wanting to be a superhero. Unlike most of his contemporaries, however, Jim actually had the goods: a plethora of super powers that would have been the envy of any meta on the planet. But when his tryout with the Alpha League - the world's premiere group of supers - goes disastrously wrong, Jim basically becomes an outcast.
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Puberty and Superpowers
- De LITRPG Audiobook Reviews en 03-06-18
De: Kevin Hardman
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Mine
- De: Brett Battles
- Narrado por: Kirby Heyborne
- Duración: 9 h y 33 m
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Something happened that night in the woods at Camp Red Hawk. But all Joel and Leah can recall is sneaking out for a late hike with five camp friends and that only the two of them and their friend Mike returned. They have no memory of what happened to the others. No memory of anything after leaving the camp. In the years that follow, they realize something has changed inside of them. They are different from others in ways they never should be. In ways that send their lives down disturbing and terrifying paths.
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A thrilling sci-fi adventure
- De Victor @ theAudiobookBlog dot com en 11-10-16
De: Brett Battles
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Carter's Big Break
- De: Brent Crawford
- Narrado por: Nick Podehl
- Duración: 6 h y 34 m
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School is finally over, and Will Carter has (barely) survived his freshman year. Unfortunately, he quickly learns that the summer break he’s been craving just might break him. When he and his girlfriend, Abby, part ways, Carter can’t help but think his summer is ruined. Things start to look up after he’s unexpectedly cast in an independent film opposite the world’s biggest tween sensation, Hilary Idaho. With Hollywood knocking on his door, Carter gets a taste of the good life. Suddenly, his small town, friends, and family don’t seem as great as they used to.
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Once again Crawford delivers and it’s Hilarious!
- De Cristy G en 09-19-11
De: Brent Crawford
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Dear Girls Above Me
- Inspired by a True Story
- De: Charles McDowell
- Narrado por: Kirby Heyborne
- Duración: 8 h y 1 m
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When Charlie McDowell began sharing his open letters to his noisy upstairs neighbors - two impossibly ditzy female roommates in their mid-twenties - on Twitter, his feed quickly went viral. His followers multiplied and he got the attention of everyone from celebrities to production studios to major media outlets such as Time and Glamour.
Now Dear Girls breaks out of the 140-character limit as Charlie imagines what would happen if he put the wisdom of the girls to the test.
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An Enjoyable Listen
- De Elle W en 11-05-13
De: Charles McDowell
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Powerless
- De: Matthew Cody
- Narrado por: Gary Dikeos
- Duración: 7 h y 3 m
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Twelve-year-old Daniel, the new kid in town, soon learns the truth about his nice - but odd - new friends: one can fly, another can turn invisible, yet another controls electricity. Incredible. The superkids use their powers to secretly do good in the town, but they’re haunted by the fact that the moment they turn thirteen, their abilities will disappear - along with any memory that they ever had them. Is a memory-stealing supervillain sapping their powers?
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Author is Oddly Sexist
- De Ashley Weaver en 08-08-21
De: Matthew Cody
Lo que los oyentes dicen sobre The Maze Bummer
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- Hallie
- 04-03-21
So dumb
Definitely not for younger kids. I do wish I had read it before them as way too sexual for that age. That said, they (elementary aged) thought it was hilarious and I ultimately got a kick out of it on my drive to work.
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- Tiasdolls
- 01-16-17
said the BOOMING voice
Would you say that listening to this book was time well-spent? Why or why not?
The story was funny and silly. Just as promised. My son and I listened to the story on the way back to college. We shared some good laughs. Thanks Mr. Lookner. The parody followed the Maze Runner nicely.
What did you like about the performance? What did you dislike?
Mr. Brinkley's comedic timing was good. Unfortunately, my son and I thought the "said Thomas...said Newt...said Theresa" were so booming and loud that they became a distraction from the storyline. This is the only reason we gave the overall rating 3 stars.
The production almost felt like it was done in two parts...the narration...then the dialogue. There was a disconnect every time the narrator Boomed into the scene. There was no need to have a female narrate Theresa character. No real need for the special effects either in our opinion.
Any additional comments?
I received a free copy via audiobook boom in exchange for an unbiased review. Thank you.
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- Jennifer Mulder
- 01-12-17
Maze Bummer for sure
Would you say that listening to this book was time well-spent? Why or why not?
It wasn't a total waste of time, i think if it would have gone a little deeper into a story it would have been better. Once i started getting into the jokes and finding it amusing, it would veer away and move onto a completely different area. I guess my head just needs a little more detail into the world for everything to be as funny as it may be for someone else. There were a few parts that made me laugh, like the blue clothes and the food thing.
Would you recommend The Maze Bummer to your friends? Why or why not?
No, i wouldn't. I can't honestly say i have a friend that would think it was as funny as it could have been with just a little longer and a little more detailed story.
Which character – as performed by Chris Brinkley – was your favorite?
I can't say i had a favorite but i did like the "runners" i thought their whole deal was pretty funny.
Do you think The Maze Bummer needs a follow-up book? Why or why not?
I'm not sure. It was left at a point it would be easy to continue the story, and i may listen to it to see if maybe it would get funnier to me.
Any additional comments?
"This audiobook was provided by the author, narrator, or publisher at no cost in exchange for an unbiased review courtesy of Audiobook Blast."
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- Aaron Shahin
- 03-13-17
A Funny parody
I was voluntarily provided this free review copy audiobook by the author, narrator, or publisher.
I thought this was a funny book, worth listening to. Looking forward to listening to more by the author.
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- Mary Karowski
- 01-21-17
Maze "runner" national lampoon style
A great parody of a great story...like most things in the national lampoons style not appropriate for listening to with my kids even though the original is kid friendly. Gave it a four for that reason. If it was cleaner it would have been 5 star. I was voluntarily provided this free review copy audiobook by the author, narrator, or publisher.
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- James
- 02-16-17
Entertaining
Any additional comments?
Fun listen. It's a parody, so the story is so-so. Made my car ride more enjoyable.
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- B. Lane
- 01-22-17
Hilarious Send-up
Would you listen to The Maze Bummer again? Why?
Sure. It was hilarious! It took all the quirky things about the Maze Runner book and movie and skewered them. For instance the language - klunk and other words that were never really explained are used in hilarious ways. Thomas questions every little detail of this world and gets stupid answers. A few of the jokes did get overused, but it's short and worth the listen!
Who was your favorite character and why?
Thomas, of course, he's the hero.
Have you listened to any of Chris Brinkley’s other performances before? How does this one compare?
Never heard Chris Brinkley before. But he was great. He did all the voices/accents perfectly, and had just a hint of sarcasm in his voice that fit this book perfectly.
Any additional comments?
This book was given to me for free at my request and I provided this voluntary review
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- Daniel
- 09-21-19
Worst book ever
The book was so poorly written. It was like a 2 year old wrote this book.
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- Riley
- 08-03-21
Don't waste your time
The narrator was surprisingly good but the the humor terrible, the first minute was the funniest part in the story but the rest of the store was just terrible and repetitive. Definitely don't waste a credit on this.
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