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Narrated by:
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Sam Legg
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By:
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Steve McElhenny
About this listen
There once was a young winemaker who hid a terrible curse from all those he loved. Whenever a drop of alcohol touched his lips, he would immediately think he was a cat.
You are invited to join our young hero, as what was intended to be a simple journey soon turns into a remarkable adventure that will change his life forever.
Welcome to an adventure filled with unstable trolls, petulant frogs, malevolent wizards, beautiful princesses, and conniving villains.
The Man Who Thought He Was a Cat is a laugh-out-loud, irreverent, and charming tale for adults and children alike. If you don't laugh, then you can't be thinking like a human.
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Asra is a demigod with a dangerous gift: the ability to dictate the future by writing with her blood. To keep her power secret, she leads a quiet life as a healer on a remote mountain, content to help the people in her care and spend time with Ina, the mortal girl she loves. But Asra's peaceful life is upended when bandits threaten Ina's village and the king does nothing to help.
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a fun harrowing fantasy with a bisexual lead
- By joel on 08-21-18
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Between
- The Chronicles of Between, Book 1
- By: L. L. Starling
- Narrated by: Steve West, Emily Ellet
- Length: 32 hrs and 9 mins
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Sasha Pierce hasn’t had a single dream since she was a child...until she accepts a substitute teaching position in the charmingly witchy village of Old Middleton. Her first dream in twenty-five years ought to be enchanting, but her wonder quickly turns to shock when she realizes that it’s not a dream at all, but an entirely different sort of magic. Catapulted through an ancient portal into the fairytale kingdom of Between, Sasha’s astonishment is swiftly upgraded to panic when she accidentally performs a supposedly impossible feat and is declared the True Queen of Between.
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perfect narrators for my favorite characters
- By AnglophileLV on 03-07-23
By: L. L. Starling
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Chosen Omnibus
- The Brindle Dragon, Books 1-3
- By: Jada Fisher
- Narrated by: Patricia Santomasso
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Eist was born to be a dragon rider; she just knows it. When fate conspires to take her parents and leave her orphaned and injured, her future appears bleak. Unwilling to back down, she must overcome a system stacked against her. Even if she passes all the tests, there’s no guarantee she will ever fly on a dragon. Can she beat the odds and find her destiny, or will she be stranded on the ground?
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Enjoyed
- By Anonymous User on 03-27-21
By: Jada Fisher
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Cold Iron Heart
- A Wicked Lovely Novel
- By: Melissa Marr
- Narrated by: Kristin James, Tim Paige
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Thelma Foy, a jeweler with the Second Sight in iron-bedecked 1890s New Orleans, wasn't expecting to be caught in a faery conflict. Tam can see through the glamours faeries wear to hide themselves from mortals, but if her secret were revealed, the fey would steal her eyes, her life, or her freedom. So, Tam doesn't respond when they trail thorn-crusted fingertips through her hair at the French Market or when the Dark King sings along with her in the bayou. But when the Dark King, Irial, rescues her, Tam must confront everything she thought she knew about faeries, men, and love.
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So Amazing
- By Anonymous User on 01-14-22
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Mortality Bites: Publisher's Pack
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- Narrated by: Candace Thaxton
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Katrina Darling’s only real friend has been murdered. And not just murdered - ritually sacrificed by a serial killer. Kat is sure more death will follow. She should know...she used to be the monster plunging the blade in. Trouble is, after 300 years of being a vampire, Kat has forgotten what it means to be human. One thing she does remember is that friends matter. Now she's determined to find whoever - or whatever - killed her friend before more victims surface. But just as the hunt begins, a mysterious young man discovers exactly what she was.
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- By MsNing on 05-12-22
By: Ramy Vance
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The Broken Ones
- By: Danielle L. Jensen
- Narrated by: Eric Michael Summerer, Erin Moon
- Length: 8 hrs and 36 mins
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Below Forsaken Mountain, a plot is being hatched to overthrow the tyrant king of Trollus, and Marc is the right-hand man of its leader. His involvement is information more than one troll would kill to possess, which is why he must keep it a secret from everyone, even the girl he loves. After accidentally ruining her sister's chance to become queen, Pénélope is given one last opportunity by her father, the Duke d'Angoulême, to make herself useful: she must find proof that the boy she's in love with is conspiring against the crown.
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A-MAZE-ING!!!!!!!
- By L. DelPrete on 06-30-17
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War of the Spark: Ravnica (Magic: The Gathering)
- By: Greg Weisman
- Narrated by: Robert Petkoff
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Teyo Verada wants nothing more than to be a shieldmage, wielding arcane energies to protect his people from his world’s vicious diamondstorms. When he’s buried alive in the aftermath of his first real tempest, the young mage’s life is about to end before it can truly begin - until it doesn’t. In a flash, a power he didn’t know he had whisks him away from his home, to a world of stone, glass, and wonder: Ravnica.
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Painful for Fans
- By Brad on 04-24-19
By: Greg Weisman
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Mordecai
- The Riven Gates, Book 1
- By: Michael G. Manning
- Narrated by: Alex Wyndham
- Length: 12 hrs and 54 mins
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Years have passed since the last of the Dark Gods was defeated, and Lothion has entered an age of peace and prosperity. Mordecai’s oldest children have already begun to make a place for themselves, and his youngest are on the cusp of adulthood. By every outward measure, his life has been a success; he has earned his reward. However, Tyrion, the first wizard and brutal liberator of mankind, has returned with an agenda of his own, and dark things continue to stir at the edges of civilization, threatening to undo Mordecai’s accomplishments.
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Good story, but the audio is out of order.
- By Scott Grosjean on 10-16-18
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Heart of the Moors
- An Original Maleficent: Mistress of Evil Novel (The Maleficent: Mistress of Evil Series, Book 1)
- By: Holly Black
- Narrated by: Lucy Rayner
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Ruling a kingdom is challenging under any circumstances. But Aurora - queen of Perceforest and queen of the Moors - is reigning under the weight of two crowns. Caught between the prejudices that divide her kingdom and eager to establish lasting peace, Aurora is determined to sign a treaty to unify the humans and the Fair Folk. But as spiky dark flowers grow fiercely around Perceforest’s borders and a stable boy mysteriously disappears, tensions between humans and faeries are at a dangerous high.
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Fantastic exploration of the characters&universe
- By Kcow on 11-05-21
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- By: Maria V. Snyder
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As a glassmaker and a magician-in-training, Opal Cowen understands trial by fire. Now it's time to test her mettle. Someone has sabotaged the Stormdancer clan's glass orbs, killing their most powerful magicians. The Stormdancers--particularly the mysterious and mercurial Kade--require Opal's unique talents to prevent it happening again. But when the mission goes awry, Opal must tap in to a new kind of magic as stunningly potent as it is frightening.
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Interesting character, no Gabra
- By Glenn J on 06-16-09
By: Maria V. Snyder
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Before We Disappear
- By: Shaun David Hutchinson
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Jack Nevin’s clever trickery and moral flexibility make him the perfect assistant to the Enchantress, one of the most well-known stage magicians in turn-of-the-19th-century Europe. Without Jack’s steady supply of stolen tricks, the Enchantress’ fame would have burned out long ago. But when Jack’s thievery catches up to them, they’re forced to flee to America to find their fortune. Luckily, the Enchantress is able to arrange a set of sold-out shows at Seattle’s Alaska - Yukon - Pacific World’s Fair Exposition.
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Boring and racial weirdness
- By Jackson on 11-20-21
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Any Old Diamonds
- By: KJ Charles
- Narrated by: Cornell Collins
- Length: 8 hrs and 5 mins
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Lord Alexander Pyne-ffoulkes, the younger son of the Duke of Ilvar, holds a bitter grudge against his wealthy father. The Duke intends to give his Duchess a priceless diamond parure on their wedding anniversary - so Alec hires a pair of jewel thieves to steal it. The Duke's remote castle is a difficult target, and Alec needs a way to get the thieves in. Soldier-turned-criminal Jerry Crozier has the answer: He'll pose as a Society gentleman and become Alec's new best friend.
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Emotional whiplash
- By Cranky Reader on 10-16-19
By: KJ Charles
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- LITRPG Audiobook Reviews
- 09-21-23
Man. I thought this was a review!
Have you ever embarked on a journey that took an unexpected turn, leading you down a whimsical and enchanting path? If not, let me introduce you to "The Man Who Thought He Was a Cat" by Steve McElhenny, narrated by the talented Sam Legg. This audiobook is a delightful tale that will captivate audiences of all ages with its humor, charm, and unexpected adventures.
The story begins with Jeremiah Smith, a young winemaker with a seemingly ordinary life. His primary goal is to purchase wine for his father's wine shop in a nearby market town. However, destiny has other plans for Jeremiah when he crosses paths with two unusual princes, one of whom has been transformed into a frog by a malevolent wizard. Little did Jeremiah know that this chance encounter would set him on a journey filled with extraordinary experiences that would change his life forever.
One of the most intriguing aspects of "The Man Who Thought He Was a Cat" is its ability to seamlessly blend classic fairy tale elements with a modern twist. Instead of a traditional hero's journey, we follow Jeremiah as he navigates a world teeming with unstable trolls, petulant frogs, malevolent wizards, beautiful princesses, and conniving villains. This fusion of the familiar and the unexpected keeps listeners engaged and eager to discover what lies around the next enchanting corner of the story.
Sam Legg's narration is nothing short of perfection. Legg's voice brings the characters to life, making them feel like old friends. His enthusiastic delivery and clear pronunciation make the audiobook a joy to listen to, and it's evident that he thoroughly enjoyed bringing this whimsical tale to life. Legg's narration adds an extra layer of depth to the story, enhancing the overall experience.
While the title of the audiobook suggests a singular focus on Jeremiah's unusual affliction of thinking he's a cat after consuming alcohol, the story is so much more than that. It's a multifaceted adventure that explores themes of friendship, bravery, and the unexpected twists that life can throw our way. This broader narrative scope allows "The Man Who Thought He Was a Cat" to be enjoyed equally by both young and old listeners.
In the world of fairy tales, we often encounter curses, but Jeremiah's unique predicament adds a fresh and humorous twist to the genre. As a winemaker, his curse is particularly devastating, and it leads to some truly hilarious and heartwarming moments throughout the story. It's a testament to McElhenny's storytelling prowess that he can take such a peculiar concept and weave it seamlessly into the narrative, creating moments that will leave you in stitches.
Lest you think this is far-fetched in a magical world, there is a real case (one of my degrees is in Psychology) about an actual man who suffers from this condition. Look it up: a paper was written by Robert Bartholomew, Ph.D. It's freaking crazy! This intriguing tidbit adds an extra layer of fascination to the story, making it even more relatable and thought-provoking for listeners.
In terms of its overall style and execution, "The Man Who Thought He Was a Cat" stands out as an excellent modern fairy tale. McElhenny's writing is witty, engaging, and filled with clever wordplay. The characters are well-developed and endearing, making it easy for listeners to become emotionally invested in their journeys. The audiobook's pacing is spot-on, with each chapter leaving you eager to uncover what happens next.
Comparing it to other classic fairy tales like "Shrek" and "Puss in Boots," "The Man Who Thought He Was a Cat" holds its own with its unique charm and humorous twists. It offers a fresh take on the genre, making it a standout choice for anyone who enjoys fairy tales with a modern twist.
If you're searching for an audiobook that will leave you laughing, enchanted, and feeling good, "The Man Who Thought He Was a Cat" is the perfect choice. It's a heartwarming and hilarious tale that will remind you of the joy of storytelling and the magic of unexpected adventures. Don't miss out on this delightful journey that will have you thinking, laughing, and feeling like a true human. And if you're intrigued by curses and innocent attempts to overcome them, this audiobook will captivate your imagination, much like A. Lee Martinez's "Too Many Curses."
"The Man Who Thought He Was a Cat" is a remarkable audiobook that transcends its title to deliver an enchanting, laugh-out-loud adventure suitable for the entire family. Steve McElhenny's storytelling prowess and Sam Legg's superb narration make this audiobook an absolute gem. Whether you're a fan of fairy tales, humor, or simply a great story, you'll find yourself thoroughly entertained by this whimsical journey. So, don't hesitate—dive into this fantastical world, and let your imagination run wild with "The Man Who Thought He Was a Cat."
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- Georgia McNabb
- 11-21-22
I like a Narrator with a sense of Humor!!
This book starts one part of the story then goes a completely different place and people and here is another part of the story. Though the Name of the book is "The Man who thought he was a Cat" Most of the book is about something else instead. Narrator does a good job and I enjoyed the sense of humor too!!
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- Gwen Boseman
- 09-23-23
Fun story
I really enjoyed this book. It was fun to listen to. I think the narrator did a good job
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- JamesCrystal
- 11-04-22
Thanks author for sharing this audible.
Wow!!! Just breathtakingly wow!!! This audible listened to with Satisfactory. The author of the audiobook explains very good.Thanks to the author for the great work.
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- Blackeagle
- 11-14-23
Whimsical, Enchanting, and Unique
While listening to The Man Who Thought He Was a Cat, you will embark on a wonderful journey filled with adventure, magic, trolls, curses, and royalty. The story is fast-paced, unique, enchanting, and absolutely hysterical. I love how the author lets the characters develop naturally as the story goes on. The characters are relatable, especially the sarcastic banter that goes on between them. They say that every journey starts with the first step, and this book proves it. The narration was phenomenal as the narrator's voice poured out emotions that made me more invested in the story because he brought it to life.
I received this audio book for freecupon my request. I am voluntarily leaving my honest, unbiased review because I believe this book is definitely worth listening to.
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- Michelle H
- 09-25-23
Fun & Witty
This was a really fun listen. I felt like I was listening to a fairy tale with fun, witty writing. The author did a great job spinning a magical tale, and the narrator did a fantastic job bringing the story to life.
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- Gigi
- 10-04-23
Imaginative, Impressive and delightful!
Take a few Princes, a couple of Wine Merchants, and a Wizard or two … then add a passel of Princesses, a Gypsy, some trolls and a host of other delightfully imaginative characters … be sure to make some of them nefarious, and some delightfully innocent … THEN develop an interesting, humorous at times, dramatic at times, but spellbinding at ALL times, ingeniously different and entertaining, fast moving plot, and you have the “The Man Who Thought He Was a Cat”, an amazingly imaginative, immersive, and completely delightful story! Ohhhh, I nearly forgot, you’ll need to toss in a heaping helping of ear pleasing, spot on perfect narration, and mix well! One thing is certain, Steve Mcelhenny has the perfect five star recipe! I loved every moment of “The Man Who Thought He Was A Cat”, and I want more! Please!
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- Snoopy
- 11-12-24
Imaginative Story
This story held my interest with its layers and creative storytelling. The intertwining storylines kept things fresh, and I was invested in the hero’s journey. Though a few loose ends remained unresolved, the imaginative twists and turns made for an engaging ride overall. There were some bright spots that stood out against the more intense parts, adding some fun to the mix. It’s a testament to making the best of life’s challenges, and the narrator really added depth and energy throughout.
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- Chris S
- 12-01-22
Wonderful fairy tale adventure!
I thoroughly enjoyed The Man Who Thought He was a Cat by Steve McElhenny. Jeremiah Smith embarked on a journey to purchase wine for his father’s wine shop. Instead of the simple trip to the market town with a straightforward task, Jeremiah is detoured after meeting and helping two princes (one of whom is a frog due to an encounter with a bully wizard). Jeremiah helps his friends rescue princess, and meet a crazy troll, nasty sisters, tricky and evil businessmen and a gypsy who curses him. His life is changed in so many ways, but the curse that when he drinks alcohol he thinks he’s a cat is understandably devastating to a wine maker! I have to read the followup stories next! The narration by Sam Legg enhances the story. His performance literally gives voice to the characters and brings them to life. Listening to this audiobook is like watching a movie in your head. I highly recommend listening to this fairy tale! I received a free audiobook for my honest review.
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- Deedra
- 12-20-22
The man who thought he was a cat
This was a fun, fanciful tale of a vinter who can not drink wine without thinking he is a cat.This becomes a problem as he has to taste his product to sell it. It all began with an ancestro and a tipsy Jinn. I enjoyed it.Narration by Sam Legg was very good.I was given this free review copy audiobook at my request and have voluntarily left this review.
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