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Narrated by:
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Mutt Rogers
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By:
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Jeffrey Jeschke
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This short book is about the Stafford Penitentiary, which is nicer then any five-star hotel. The prisoners must sign a waiver to have their brain transplanted into a zoo animal after five years of being an inmate there. It's all paid for by The Cranium Institute of Science.
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