The Little Book of Quotes for Festive Occasions
Insightful and Humorous Quotes to Get You in the Spirit of Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Year, Valentine, and Easter!
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Michael Langan
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Stan Hardy
About this listen
Do you like to get in the spirit of the holidays? Are you looking for a carefully curated collection of quotes on the most popular festive occasions? Then keep reading!
Festive holidays are some of the most memorable times of the year, sparkled with feelings of sweet anticipation, nostalgia, and joy, and celebrated with rituals, pageantry, and tradition. Among all the different ways to encapsulate the best the holidays have to offer, words of wit and wisdom have a special place. They transform the intangible magic of the holidays into delightful, inspirational, and entertaining messages that transcend time and feel fresh and relevant year after year.
The Little Book of Quotes for Festive Occasions offers you a carefully selected collection of quotes on the most popular holidays of the year from the brilliant minds of William Shakespeare, Charles Dickens, Joseph Conrad, Emily Dickinson, Stephen King, Oscar Wilde, Jane Austin, and many more.
The Little Book of Quotes for Festive Occasions offers you:
- The most memorable sayings, poems, and songs on Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Year, Valentine's Day, and Easter
- An entertaining collection of wise and witty words, even if you don't celebrate festive holidays
- Inspirations to get you into the spirit of the holidays
- A perfect gift for the family, friends, and colleagues
Remember, each holiday comes only once a year! So, make this book your companion and celebrate the holidays in all their scary, thankful, refreshing, or romantic glory!
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In this award-winning Audible Studios production, Trevor Noah tells his wild coming-of-age tale during the twilight of apartheid in South Africa. It’s a story that begins with his mother throwing him from a moving van to save him from a potentially fatal dispute with gangsters, then follows the budding comedian’s path to self-discovery through episodes both poignant and comical.
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Great book and perfect narration
- By MarilynArms on 12-15-16
By: Trevor Noah
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The Best Man's Ghostwriter
- By: Matthew Starr
- Narrated by: Glen Powell, Nicholas Braun, Ashley Park, and others
- Length: 4 hrs and 37 mins
- Original Recording
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A bad best man’s speech can ruin a wedding. Why do we plan every detail of a perfect day and then give the groom’s idiot best friend five minutes of total power? Enter Nate (Glen Powell), a speechwriter-for-hire who helps people write incredible best man speeches. To keep the best man from embarrassing himself (and the newlyweds), Nate uses his list of don’ts: Don’t mention the exes, don’t be rated R, and don’t bum everyone out. Nate’s system never fails. That is, until he meets Dan (Nicholas Braun).
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SO GOOD
- By Csutty on 09-23-24
By: Matthew Starr
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Slaughterhouse-Five
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: James Franco
- Length: 5 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Traumatized by the bombing of Dresden at the time he had been imprisoned, Pilgrim drifts through all events and history, sometimes deeply implicated, sometimes a witness. He is surrounded by Vonnegut's usual large cast of continuing characters (notably here the hack science fiction writer Kilgore Trout and the alien Tralfamadorians, who oversee his life and remind him constantly that there is no causation, no order, no motive to existence).
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Don't Quit Your Daytime Job, James
- By Keith on 11-20-15
By: Kurt Vonnegut
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The Great Indoors
- By: Ginny Hogan
- Narrated by: Mae Whitman
- Length: 3 hrs and 53 mins
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Alice's journey begins as all good journeys do: hitting on the sales guy at REI. After a tumultuous breakup, a quick career transition, family upheaval, and a sobriety journey that didn't fix her life quite as much as she expected it to, Alice decides that the only way to solve all her problems is to hike the Pacific Crest Trail. But as she begins preparing for the months-long quest, she realizes the answers she's seeking might not be on top of a snow-covered mountain. Especially since she just learned there was snow in California.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Chuck full of laughs to lift anyone's spirits.
- By Laura Boogaert on 09-22-24
By: Ginny Hogan
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I Can't Make This Up
- Life Lessons
- By: Neil Strauss - contributor, Kevin Hart
- Narrated by: Kevin Hart
- Length: 11 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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Superstar comedian and Hollywood box-office star Kevin Hart turns his immense talent to the written word by writing some words. Some of those words include: the, a, for, above, and even even. Put them together and you have the funniest, most heartfelt, and most inspirational memoir on survival, success, and the importance of believing in yourself since Old Yeller.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Best Audiobook I Ever Listened To
- By Sam Clear on 07-13-17
By: Neil Strauss - contributor, and others
What listeners say about The Little Book of Quotes for Festive Occasions
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- Scott White
- 10-29-21
Spectacular!
A wealth of terrific quotes that will be useful in New Year or Valentine to engage your relatives. This is a little audiobook but provides amazing quotes to make you happy.
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- Matthew Harris
- 10-30-21
What an audiobook!
This audiobook is perfect for you if you need quotes for the festival and obviously from great people. I listen to this book every night before sleep and note my favorite quotes for the upcoming Christmas.
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- George Talbot
- 10-31-21
Spirit of Easter!
For any occasion such as Easter or Halloween, this quotes audiobook is best for listening. My daughter listens to this book every evening and send me some amazing quotes.
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- Tom Sheppard
- 10-31-21
I listen to it every day.
I needed a great Valentine's Day quotation audiobook to end a card to my wife, a few Valentine's Day wishes for that love letter I've been contemplating, or just want a fun way to end a more casual note to a nonromantic friend or family member. Finally, this book's quotation here that'll appeal to me.
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- Charlotte John
- 10-31-21
Go ahead!
I love quotes that will remind me of the reason for the season (“Christmas is built upon a beautiful and intentional paradox. Stan Hardy provides great quotes that I listen to them again and again.
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- Anthony Bradley
- 10-31-21
Fantastic Listen!
“Forever on Thanksgiving, the heart will find the pathway home.” I found more amazing quotes like this on this audiobook. All I need is in this book. I like it very much.
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- Luca Wallis
- 10-31-21
Insightful quotes for all.
After listening to this audiobook, I can assure you that these quotes will jog a Christmas memory or two and have you decking the halls in no time! I and my family enjoyed listening so much.
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- Evie Hooper
- 10-30-21
Beautifully Narrated.
"Christmas will always be as long as we stand heart to heart and hand in hand." This quote made my Christmas happy. I enjoyed listening to other quotes from Charles Dickens, George Elliot.
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- Anthony Parker
- 10-29-21
A lovely gem!
A little audiobook with all chapters full of humorous quotes! Great combination to enjoy fresh listening with a visual pleasure anytime. Very insightful.
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- Declan Henry
- 10-30-21
Listen and enjoy.
If my Valentine you won't be, I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. I am really happy with this short audiobook. This book delivers the best quotes in the world. My nephew likes it and listen to it.
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