The Jesus Cow
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Michael Perry
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Michael Perry
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New York Times best-selling humorist Michael Perry makes his fiction debut with this hilarious and big-hearted tale, a comic yet sincere exploration of faith and the foibles of modern life that blends the barbed charm of Garrison Keillor, the irreverent humor of Christopher Moore, and the audacious insight of Chuck Klosterman.
Life is suddenly full of drama for low-key Harley Jackson: A woman in a big red pickup has stolen his bachelor's heart, a Hummer-driving predatory developer is threatening to pave the last vestiges of his family farm, and inside his barn is a calf bearing the image of Jesus Christ. His best friend Billy, a giant of a man who shares his trailer house with a herd of cats and tries to pass off country music lyrics as philosophy, urges him to avoid the woman, fight the developer, and get rich off the calf. But Harley takes the opposite tack, hoping to avoid what his devout, dearly departed mother would have called "a scene".
Then the secret gets out - right through the barn door, and Harley's "miracle" goes viral. Within hours pilgrims, grifters, and the media have descended on his quiet patch of Swivel, Wisconsin, looking for a glimpse (and a percentage) of the calf. Does Harley hide the famous, possibly holy, calf and risk a riot, or give the people what they want - and raise enough money to keep his land - and just possibly, win the woman and her big red pickup truck?
Harley goes all in, cutting a deal with a major Hollywood agent that transforms his little farm into an international spiritual theme park - think Lourdes, only with cheese curds and t-shirts. Soon, Harley has lots of money... and more trouble than he ever dreamed.
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Charla Rae Denny was the perfect wife with a perfect life, content to keep the home fires burning while her husband, JB, competed as a champion bull rider. Then their son died in a tragic accident-and everything fell apart. Divorced and saddled with a hill of bills and a failing ranch, Charla must now cowboy up to put her life back together. James "JB" Denny doesn't stay where he isn't welcome. So when Charla shut him out of her grieving heart-and their home-a year ago, he took comfort where he could find it.
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good book
- By Rhonda K Everhart on 02-18-19
By: Laura Drake
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Rain Dogs
- By: Sean Doolittle
- Narrated by: Basil Sands
- Length: 7 hrs and 2 mins
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It was one hell of an inheritance for former Chicago reporter Tom Coleman: a broken-down pickup truck, ramshackle campground, a canoe livery - and one pot-smoking, barely working employee he doesn’t need, doesn’t want, and can’t afford. But the truth is, after losing a child and a marriage, Tom doesn’t really care.
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- By Karen Martin on 03-09-21
By: Sean Doolittle
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Practical Demonkeeping
- By: Christopher Moore
- Narrated by: Oliver Wyman
- Length: 7 hrs and 31 mins
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In Christopher Moore's ingenious debut novel, we meet one of the most memorably mismatched pairs in the annals of literature. The good-looking one is one-hundred-year-old ex-seminarian and "roads" scholar Travis O'Hearn. The green one is Catch, a demon with a nasty habit of eating most of the people he meets.
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I named my cat after the demon Catch
- By colleen on 08-24-11
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Death, Taxes, and a French Manicure
- Tara Holloway Series, Book 1
- By: Diane Kelly
- Narrated by: C.S.E. Cooney
- Length: 10 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
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Tax cheats, beware: The Treasury Department's Criminal Investigations Division has a new special agent on its payroll. A recovering tomboy with a head for numbers, Tara's fast becoming the Annie Oakley of the IRS-kicking ass, taking social security numbers, and keeping the world safe for honest taxpayers. Or else. Tara's latest mission finds her in hot pursuit of ice-cream vendor Joseph "Joe Cool" Cullen. Along with frozen treats he's selling narcotics-and failing to report his ill-gotten gains on his tax returns. Over Tara's dead body.
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Not a Bad Series
- By Sandy on 02-16-18
By: Diane Kelly
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The Dead Cat Bounce
- By: Sarah Graves
- Narrated by: Lindsay Ellison
- Length: 10 hrs and 59 mins
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Since she bought her rambling fixer-upper of a house, Jacobia Tiptree has gotten used to finding things broken. But her latest problem isn't so easily repaired. Along with the rotting floor joists and sagging support beams, there's the little matter of the dead man in Jake's storeroom, an ice pick planted firmly in his cranium. Jake's unknown guest turns out to be local boy turned billionaire Threnody McIlwaine.
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too slow of a story...
- By Annette on 03-13-18
By: Sarah Graves
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Borders of the Heart
- By: Chris Fabry
- Narrated by: Chris Fabry
- Length: 9 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
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J. D. Jessup finds his line in the desert near Tucson, as far from his home as the moon. He’s traded his guitar and the songs in his head for the daily grind of an organic farm - a mind-numbing existence that dulls the pain of his memories. His boss has one rule: if J. D. sees an illegal, call Border Patrol. But when an early morning ride along the fence line leads him to Maria, a beautiful young woman near death, J. D.’s heart pushes him toward another choice.
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Good Christian Fiction
- By Kathleen Yamauchi on 05-06-15
By: Chris Fabry
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Beyond the Farthest Star
- A Novel
- By: Bodie Thoene, Brock Thoene
- Narrated by: Bodie Thoene
- Length: 7 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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When a nativity display on public property is torched by a former US Senator, the media spotlight falls on the forgotten small town of Leonard, Texas, and the new pastor of its only church—Adam Wells. Emboldened by the prospect of leading his tiny congregation in a nationally-televised, first amendment debate that he considers to be a “fight for the heart and soul of America,” Pastor Wells determines not to let anything or anyone, including his wife and his rebellious sixteen-year old daughter, stand in his way.
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Enjoyable
- By Crochetaway on 08-27-12
By: Bodie Thoene, and others
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Dry Bones in the Valley
- A Novel
- By: Tom Bouman
- Narrated by: Joe Barrett
- Length: 7 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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In Wild Thyme, Pennsylvania, secrets and feuds go back generations. The lone policeman in a small township on the sparse northern border, Henry Farrell expected to spend his mornings hunting and fishing, his evenings playing old-time music. Instead, he has watched the steady encroachment of gas drilling bring new wealth and erode neighborly trust. The drug trade is pushing heroin into the territory. There are outlaws cooking meth in the woods, guys Henry grew up with. When a stranger turns up dead, Henry’s search for the killer will open old wounds.
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Authentic background, excellent narration.
- By Patricia McKinney on 03-11-15
By: Tom Bouman
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Once a Spy
- A Novel
- By: Keith Thomson
- Narrated by: Danny Campbell
- Length: 11 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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Drummond Clark was once a spy of legendary proportions. Now Alzheimer's disease has taken its toll and he's just a confused old man who's wandered away from home, waiting for his son to fetch him. When Charlie Clark takes a break from his latest losing streak at the track to bring Drummond back to his Brooklyn home, they find it blown sky high - and then bullets start flying in every direction.
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Off beat thriller
- By Jen on 05-16-10
By: Keith Thomson
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Close Range
- Wyoming Stories (Selected Unabridged Stories)
- By: Annie Proulx
- Narrated by: Frances Fisher, Bruce Greenwood, Campbell Scott
- Length: 5 hrs and 33 mins
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Annie Proulx's masterful language and fierce love of Wyoming are evident in this collection of stories about loneliness, quick violence, and wrong kinds of love. In "The Mud Below", a rodeo rider's obsession marks the deepening fissures between his family life and self-imposed isolation. In "The Half-Skinned Steer", an elderly fool drives west to the ranch he grew up on for his brother's funeral, and dies a mile from home.
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A Wonderfully Ironic and Surprising Read
- By Susan L. Stewart on 04-21-12
By: Annie Proulx
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The Ghost Walker
- Arapaho Indian Mysteries
- By: Margaret Coel
- Narrated by: Stephanie Brush
- Length: 6 hrs and 59 mins
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Father John O'Malley discovers a frozen body on the Arapaho Reservation, a corpse that later disappears. O'Malley and Vicky Holden draw upon ancient traditions to stop the murderer.
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Another Great Wind River Reservation Story
- By Carole T. on 06-26-12
By: Margaret Coel
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- KJNuri
- 08-17-15
Entertaining and Thought Provoking
Perry is perhaps the best author narrator I've ever heard. His characters are people I want to know. The story is funny compelling and provocative. One of the best books I've listened and this year.
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- Jeannie
- 12-14-17
I loved it!
I was lost in the world created by michael relating to people in my own reality. I could see the scenes laying out feel the emotions characters experienced this is must listen for everyone!
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- HeatherRose
- 06-10-15
Not his best
This was his best writing up to about mid point where the fantasm gets a little too far but you go with it anyway because it's Mr. Perry and you trust him. And then you get to the last chapter and it wound together far too neatly and without explanation. Bummer. But his worst is still something I would regard as a favorite.
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- Randy
- 08-17-15
JCOW Enchants
The book captures rural Wisconsin living. The personalities seem a bit amplified, but they are spot on. Every small town seems to include this array of characters in one form or another.
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- coffeeguy
- 03-28-18
Fantastic!
A great listen start to finish! Perry, giving inflection to his own characters provides a listening delight as only the author himself could!
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- Amazon Customer
- 02-13-23
Interesting Characters and Storyline
I loved these characters. I feel I know many of them well. Again, the authors voice and understanding of these people makes it so pleasant to listen to.
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- P. Maki
- 07-23-17
Small town Wisconsin
Listened to this twice. Once by myself and once with my wife. We are both from Wisconsin and it pretty much reflects small town Wisconsin thought.
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- Chris Lane
- 12-18-22
Starts out Slow, but ends good
It took me a while to get into it, but once I did it was the only thing I listened to.
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- kindle
- 06-06-15
Lightweight and Amusing Story
Not a story that I feel strongly about in any way. I was amused but would not call this a 'must read' book.
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- Lorena L.
- 07-07-15
Funny, yet moving tale of small town life
I really enjoyed this novel. The main characters seem to be just slightly crazier than the people you know and the town dynamic really rang true.
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