The First Helping (Lunch Lady Books 1 & 2)
The Cyborg Substitute and the League of Librarians
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*Odyssey Honor Audiobook*
Fans of Captain Underpants won't want to miss the adventures of a lunch lady who serves justice—now available for the first time as a two-book collection!
Serving justice...and lunch!
Hector, Terrence, and Dee have always wondered about their school lunch lady. What does she do when she isn't dishing out the daily special? Where does she live? Does she have a lot of cats at home? Little do they know, Lunch Lady doesn't just serve sloppy joes—she serves justice! Whatever danger lies ahead, it's no match for Lunch Lady in these two exciting adventures packed into one audiobook! Get ready for the return of this exciting series by the author of Hey, Kiddo.
This audiobook adaptation of the graphic novels Lunch Lady and the Cyborg Substitute and Lunch Lady and the League of Librarians includes an author’s note.
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- Lindsey
- 06-11-23
Such a fun listen.
My kids love the graphic novels and this full cast audiobook is a super fun quick listen. We all loved it.
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