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Kipjo K. Ewers
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After the fiasco at White Way, Faylinn, Brian, and Jack come home to a feral Eletha after she imbibed on Wolfs Bane root to medicate her condition.
Will the trio be able to subdue her and revert her back to a state of normalcy? Will Brian ever get to Mage Esters and find out how he ended up in the land of Ferrin and how to get back home to his world?
Can Brian also stay out of trouble long enough to make it back home alive?
Get ready for some more fantasy adventure with a side of comedy between a real-life elf and a fake ranger in The Elf and the LARP book two!
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