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"Delightfully funny...taken together they constitute a delicious sermon in support of common sense." (The Baltimore Sun)
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Funny Stuff
Would you listen to The Darwin Awards again? Why?
When a book can make you drive and just shake your head at the stupidity of people, then it is worth a second, or in my case, third listen.
Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?
Nope, I listen to my audio books in the car when driving. Then next best thing, though, is I found myself turning on and making sure my kindle was plugged up before I even bucked up.
Any additional comments?
This book made me feel so much better about myself and my IQ.
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